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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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The Bieber performance.

 

My favorite former boss updated on Facebook: "I think I speak for the entire Grammy audience when I say what we really want next year is an "In memoriam" tribute to Justin Bieber[."

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One downside of working for a company that almost never fires anyone: it is really difficult to weed out people that piss me off due to their blatant incompetence. you would think a publicly traded company would be at least as ruthless, in regards to terminations, as some professional beggar society that is nothing but a tax assistant to provide another right off opportunity for the hollywood elite.

 

 

 

yes, i'm jealous that frau was able to completely vanquish placenta eater while my nemesis hangs on despite numerous screw ups.

 

Hey ****ey hey. Please understand my dominance. My internal power broker is about to ascend to job of Big Boss, and has had weeks of campaigning for me to stay at job. I have not given any promises. I have told everyone that if I have to work for Former Big Boss, or if Placenta Eater comes back I'm out. Placenta Eater has been angling for a fat consulting contract, but she won't get it. Former Big Boss is being defanged as well.

 

My job is terrible, I have no hope in "succeeding" in any traditional sense. I am in a position of power and almost certain minimum wage increase. I am middle management.

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Hey ****ey hey. Please understand my dominance. My internal power broker is about to ascend to job of Big Boss, and has had weeks of campaigning for me to stay at job. I have not given any promises. I have told everyone that if I have to work for Former Big Boss, or if Placenta Eater comes back I'm out. Placenta Eater has been angling for a fat consulting contract, but she won't get it. Former Big Boss is being defanged as well.

 

My job is terrible, I have no hope in "succeeding" in any traditional sense. I am in a position of power and almost certain minimum wage increase. I am middle management.

 

Well,depends on how you look at it. Used to be you would be considered successful for working your way up in a company and making a decent living. More recently too many aren't happy with that and are always looking for the next promotion, raise, title,to make themselves feel successful. Neither are wrong, I just think success is in the eye of the beholder.

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Whether you like his music or not is subjective but Kayne is the absolute personification of bat shit off-the-rails crazy.

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Whether you like his music or not is subjective but Kayne is the absolute personification of bat shit off-the-rails crazy.

 

And/Or substance abuse. It feels like he's been up for 5 days slamming coke to finish his album

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I saw someone say that Kanye is like America to them in that they both have their problems and room for improvement but Brvydammit if I don't love them both.

 

And are broke as shit and expect zuckermark to bail them out.

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Congrats!

 

Wait, so they just ignored your sabbatical with another company during that time? Sweet.

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