Essay21 2,385 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Strat has the goods and he's gonna keep em waiting. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Had an interview today with a large corporation for a staff attorney position. It wouldn't be ideal but the money is good and the hours are fair. I won't hear if I made it to the second round for at least a week and a half so, for now, I get to keep being a bum. Excelsior! Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 we just walked together to pick up lunch at a subway. didn't actually eat together or anything. I did get the number though. I don't think I'll need help managing the account, and it would probably take too much context to allow you to sweat the whole thing anyway. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Wow that last sentence was all kinds of wrong. You will seek advice and you will keep us updated. You will not be selfish in this. Jesus show some respect for what we're doing here. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I love netw3rk so much. netw3rk @netw3rk Damn Girl, are you Syria? Cause I'm prepping my missile without a coherent strategy. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Christ this website sucks or I guess my computer does. I haven't been able to post for a while. IE won't connect or after hours of fiddlingto even get on the site, it won't let me post or anything. I had to delete Firfox from my computer. Chrome has had a problem that I spent hours today fixing and I guess is finally working. I still can't post on here from my Nook while home and the phone I have sucks for this as well. For **** sakes the things I do for you guys. :wrysmileythingy: So what the hell is up. Short version please. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I had an epic dream last night. I'm going to tell it here even though I know none of you care. I was a James Bond type spy. I had a partner. It was James Bond (the Pierce Brosnan version). There was a war going on and it was our mission to go rescue some European country's President who was stuck somewhere. As I was preparing to go off with James Bond on my mission, my wife Chrissy Teigen was begging me through her tears not to leave her. I told her it was my duty, kissed her goodbye, and walked away as she fell to the bed sobbing. Then suddenly I was in this prison breaking out the President. And some other guy who was with him. Bond took the other guy and I took the President. We hopped into our fighter jets and left. Then it was like the opening scene of Revenge of the Sith the way we were flying through the aerial battles. That's it. That sucks. It needs more sex. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I spent untold hours away preparing for my big fantasy football draft. I finally go there, got drunk, and ****ed it all up. Good job me! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 So what the hell is up. Short version please. You need a new computer. Who do you want to know about? I have notes. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 You're welcome. I feel like you've set up some ball/tee/teste joke, but I'll let you finish your own lob. Cha! Cha! are you listening? Not much today outside of workplace misery. On the upside, I bought a couple of Fuji apples, and a mango. On the slightly weird side, yesterday I walked home from work. When you're female, and walk by yourself, you get a lot of comments. Not loud, but a constant weirdo stream. Yesterday, included with the usual meth head approval, three cops (separately) all made a point to wave to me. It was enough for me to wonder if I had fallen in an alternate universe where I was really an adorable 7 year old, holding a red balloon. Today, as I walked in the late afternoon near a public space, an odd little man (not a midget ) was running in circles and changed his orbit to get closer and closer to me. He was only wearing shorts and had a lot of chest and back hair. A Santa Monica Hobbit, maybe? This mango better be good. Oh high. Are you real? Nevermind, I'm not sure who half these people are so it doesn't matter. Carry on... Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 You need a new computer. Who do you want to know about? I have notes. Just the important stuff. Deaths. Whose getting sexed. Is beans in jail. Have we figured a way to sneak into Ron's wedding. You know the usual. Oh, and please, the most important stuff, is there anyone that has stopped whining about their job? I'll assume not unless otherwise noted. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Who is the hottest female sports analyst? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Samantha ponder is perfect. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Samantha ponder is perfect. Yep, winner winner chick for dinner! Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I sent her a text that was obviously hinting at some interest in her but left her a way to stay casual. she chose casual, I'm not going to press it because we work closely and will for the foreseeable. so I understand. but, she definitely got the message, and she didn't object, so there is groundwork laid for after I'm gone. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Just the important stuff. Deaths. Whose getting sexed. Is beans in jail. Have we figured a way to sneak into Ron's wedding. You know the usual. Oh, and please, the most important stuff, is there anyone that has stopped whining about their job? I'll assume not unless otherwise noted. Shake may have died. TommyG gets sexed all the time by multiple women. Beans is not in jail because he discovered that he was being used as a drug mule before he got caught. We know how to get into Ron's wedding but, oddly enough, everybody is busy. Everybody still whines about their job. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Everyone is busy? Dammit. An yeah, its an open door policy. Do you like italian food and alcohol? I could probably get thera here. Have 30 different unique beers, all for him, ones he's never had that are pricey Avtually, how could I get everyone here? Hmmmm Chachi - tell him lots of sluts with big, batural tits will be in the pool, drunk Well that was quick, i think that covers everyone except strat and suited. Hell, it even covers Frau I tell suited that george brett is gonna be here No idea what would get strat here, besides lg or orlando gamer asian Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Is Frau one of the sluts with big tits that will be in the pool drunk? Is that the implication? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 i'd come for the big breasted whores. when is this thing anyways? Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 For some reason I picture frau as being petite. But I also picture her as an old woman in her 80's, so I might not be the best person to ask. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 I shredded and now I'm at the hotel bar nursing a beer and just ordered a grilled chicken sandwhich. Pitchers are $5 all night. Very tempting. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Don't do it. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 maybe he should just keep it to four or five pitchers. that would be okay, wouldn't it? I actually feel really good that I forced myself to take the shot today. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 he should absolutely do it. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 but no more than six pitchers and three orders of onion rings. Link to post Share on other sites
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