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Meh. I mean, you could be anybody in history and you picked Ryan Reynolds. For example, you could be Scarlett Johansson, and just play with yourself all day. And then you could become a really awesome lesbian. Given the ability to be anybody in history, choosing Ryan Reynolds is just really really faggy. There is simply no other word for it. Nice picture though, sooo hot and sweaty. I'd probably go with my avatar, CP, at least off the top of my head. Get to be the greatest musician ever, do a ton of heroin, and probably bang lots of hot chicks.
bird wasnt a very happy dude - died really young with a ravaged body
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Dude, how about an update on your blog. It is falling off my top ten auto.
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Melissa Auf Der Maur. She played bass for the Smashing Pumpkins and Hole and had a great solo album. She also had an affair with Dave Grohl. Respected as a bassist but not caught up in all of the negativity of the music business. And she is skinny. 126864.jpg

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Dude, how about an update on your blog. It is falling off my top ten auto.
first day off in a while today, i'll get on it tonight, haven't played much as you'll see
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Melissa Auf Der Maur. She played bass for the Smashing Pumpkins and Hole and had a great solo album. She also had an affair with Dave Grohl. Respected as a bassist but not caught up in all of the negativity of the music business. And she is skinny. 126864.jpg
It is my understanding that the skinniness may be attributed to a heroin habit. Mitigating this is the fact she's from Montreal, which totally rocks. Her dad was a well known newspaper columnist/bon vivant. He had a desginated stool at one bar, at least, and was a super cool dude in terms of his philosophies and political views.
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bird wasnt a very happy dude - died really young with a ravaged body
Meh, his body might not have been happy at the end, but I don't see how you could listen to any of his music and say he was an unhappy person. And the 'dying really young with a ravaged body' was part of the reason I picked him! I'd get to drink as much as I wanted, eat cheeseburgers all day every day, and do tons and tons of heroin, and still live to 34 years old! And also of course, even while I was still alive, be acclaimed as the greatest jazz musician ever.
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Honestly, I probably would have taken one of the Jonas brothers or Zak Efron a month ago, but no joke, today I would take Tiger Woods. He is richer than God, and I would like to step into this circus that is crushing him emotionally and just not give a shit and act like Rodman or old school Randy Moss and pwn souls with no endorsement, talking shit the whole way.
i was thinking tiger....Jordan.... would love to be god of basketball and rich as hell...
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Sidney Crosby, so I can actually bang the chicks that throw themselves at him.
I'm sure there are some good-looking women in Pittsburgh. But by your comment, I'm pretty certain you have never been anywhere near Cole Harbour. :club:
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Cinematographer Shane Hurlbut who Christian Bale went postal on during "Terminator Salvation".I would have gotten him to punch me and on my way down I would be thinking "Show me the moneeeyyyyyy"

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Johnny Cash is a sweet answer indeed, but y'all are being awfully twentieth-century. Nobody here opting for Alexander the Great, or Genghis Khan?I can think of lots of historical examples, but I'll pass up the rich and powerful and go with the Buddha.That, or Cleopatra, and be worshipped as a living god while offing my siblings and banging emperors.Third answer: William Shakespeare.

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Johnny Cash is a sweet answer indeed, but y'all are being awfully twentieth-century. Nobody here opting for Alexander the Great, or Genghis Khan?I can think of lots of historical examples, but I'll pass up the rich and powerful and go with the Buddha.That, or Cleopatra, and be worshipped as a living god while offing my siblings and banging emperors.Third answer: William Shakespeare.
:club: sorry..addicted to toilet paper and refrigerated milk
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:club: sorry..addicted to toilet paper and refrigerated milk
Wuss ... like drinking the warm blood of your enemies isn't better than refrigerated milk any day. (I'm pretty sure Shakespeare did that)That reminds me, though, of a thought experiment that entertained my husband and me on a long drive to New Jersey: if you found yourself suddenly plunked down in the 18th Century (or any earlier century), just how competent do you think you'd really be?I mean, I can wire an electrical outlet and lay out plumbing from scratch, so I'm reasonably handy. But I can't turn stalks of flax into clothing, as far as I know, and I haven't a clue which roots or berries are edible and which aren't. I'm crappy at starting a fire without a match or magnesium.So do you think you'd "invent" great new stuff, using contemporary materials (a wooden, steam-powered cell phone?) or do you think you'd wind up cold, naked, and hungry?Or would you convince others you're crazy by wandering around talking about how great you'd be if you could get hold of some things that don't exist, and wind up locked up as a madman or buned at the stake as a witch?
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Wuss ... like drinking the warm blood of your enemies isn't better than refrigerated milk any day. (I'm pretty sure Shakespeare did that)That reminds me, though, of a thought experiment that entertained my husband and me on a long drive to New Jersey: if you found yourself suddenly plunked down in the 18th Century (or any earlier century), just how competent do you think you'd really be?I mean, I can wire an electrical outlet and lay out plumbing from scratch, so I'm reasonably handy. But I can't turn stalks of flax into clothing, as far as I know, and I haven't a clue which roots or berries are edible and which aren't. I'm crappy at starting a fire without a match or magnesium.So do you think you'd "invent" great new stuff, using contemporary materials (a wooden, steam-powered cell phone?) or do you think you'd wind up cold, naked, and hungry?Or would you convince others you're crazy by wandering around talking about how great you'd be if you could get hold of some things that don't exist, and wind up locked up as a madman or buned at the stake as a witch?
That reminds me of A Conneticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. I couldn't help but think this same thing though while reading Ken Follett's, World Without End. Living in medievel times with no electricity, obscure rules of law and enforcement of said laws (shackles, hanging) , plagues, and roaming bandits, would all tend to get into my nightly TV time. I am not sure much of any of my knowledge would translate into alot of help there. The best I can come up with would be trying to trick people into believing I was ordained by God and having them give me their money and pigs.
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