runthemover 39 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Oh. My God. this is probably the worst story you will ever read, so close that shemale vids folder otherwise your roommate might catch you.Anyway I was playing in a monster game of 2 cent/4 cent. you would not believe the terrible players in this game. once in a lifetime table. This was the type of night where I could win at least three bucks. It was going to be great.I was up 70 cents when this hand came up. Dealt AA. capped with 5 of us going to the flop. A 6 Q. capped again. turn 2. capped again. river 10. capped again. Of course some donk shows a KJ. it was weird he said, "I'm sorry...the card says 'Moops'" when he won. then some other guy was going "Bill Fillmaff! Bill Fillmaff!"At this point some of you might say, "Hey stop looking for sympathy buddy" or some other insensitive remark. That's so far from the truth. I'm posting this to ask a question. Why do these people who don't know how to play keep playing? It makes no sense. They should only play poorly when it helps me win. Also, you should check my stats online to see that I am awesome, so everything I say is gold.By the way, I really didn't want anyone to read this. I should have put up, "Don't Read" in the title. that way nobody would even think about reading it and if they did read it and criticise me I could just say you shouldn't have even read it in the first place. To continue the story, yea it gets worse, I told my 'avatar hot' fiance what happened. All she said was, "that's poker. bbfdts. actually learn how to play man." then she says, "I met somebody, a musician. I'm really moved by what his music says about the world." He came into the room said, "Yo my name is K-Fed. Me and your fiance gonna be stayin in the same bed." I'd give you the rest of the song but it's his new single.You might be saying there's no way this story is true. Well I assure you it's true. I even have pics to back it up. luckily I had my canon 10d handy. Just stick around for a while. I'll post them up shortly. If they're not up soon, I must have been caught by some unnamed person so obviously they'll never be seen.Just when I thought I hit rock bottom, some drunk guy holding a corona waltzed in and burned my brown leather couch. I would have stopped him but this kid with a rifle was in the doorway. I can go on for days talking about that couch, but I'm not obsessed. I only talk about couches when other people start a couch conversation first.Let me just say I'm on the worst streak ever. Losing constantly for 80 years. Luckily I'm making money elsewhere. Now, let me talk about something totally unrelated to this paragraph.Yo you should check out this college book buyback site. It's not spam because I'm not selling anything. I just thought people should know about this super deal. By the way, use this Bonus Code that gives commission to a specific employee who shall be unnamed.It truly is the worst story ever. Link to post Share on other sites
grannysmith 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 ?? Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 FYPAnd I closed my Shemale videos to make sure I was paying attention. All 12 of them Link to post Share on other sites
Donnydied 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 That made no sense Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted December 11, 2006 Author Share Posted December 11, 2006 That made no sensedid you miss the first part?Oh. My God. this is probably the worst story you will ever read Link to post Share on other sites
Nealyh_02 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 That made no senseyou just told by a newbie Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I got about half way through.Too much effort to read, and I suspect, too much effort to write it. Link to post Share on other sites
ghostlove 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I only talk about couches when other people start a couch conversation first. lol Link to post Share on other sites
evilturtle 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Its all the recent general topics wrapped up in a tiny little package, quite the segways between stories/forum topics. Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Seriously, lay off of the crack pipe. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I lol'ed Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted December 11, 2006 Author Share Posted December 11, 2006 It was just an abstract commentary on the forum with mostly recent topics. meant to be nonsensical.no it didn't take long to type out, but one could argue however long it took it was still a big waste of time.sorry if I wasted your time. to those who laughed I'm glad Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Mildly amusing. Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Honestly, after really actually making an effort to read it...i give a Kinda of funny, nice post Link to post Share on other sites
Teck_72 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 So, is it just me or do leather couches kick a**? Link to post Share on other sites
Knight_Owl 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 At this point some of you might say, "Hey stop looking for sympathy buddy" or some other insensitive remark. That's so far from the truth. I'm posting this to ask a question.[b] Why do these people who don't know how to play keep playing? [/b]You read our minds. Seriously Why Ask Why?You should buy one of those fortunate balls that answers your ?'s lolYou'll get much better responses Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 well played sir good post IMO Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 you just told by a newbieOWNED Link to post Share on other sites
pbwl11 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 This one time, at band camp........ Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcCatcher 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Poker is good for to make gambool! Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 This one time, at band camp........ Go on... Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 These pretzels are making me thirsty. Link to post Share on other sites
13CARDS 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 <------Is still waiting for the pictures to be posted. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 lol? Link to post Share on other sites
cwik 0 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 well played sir good post IMOQFT Link to post Share on other sites
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