king_tanner 84 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Is Survivor in Antiga? thats my only guess.Cook Islands Link to post Share on other sites
DmsTips 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 what the hell? Link to post Share on other sites
playingtowin 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 DN, translate? Link to post Share on other sites
ilovejulie 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 When DN goes weird with the poetry, I follow suit with Caddyshack's greatest scenes:Carl Spackler: What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!BurgermanBurger, these are great. I kinda can quote them all myself, but seeing it written out word for word is just awesome!! Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Here I sitAll Broken HeartedHad to s***But only farted. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 have we gotten an explanation on this yet or has he actually lost his mind? Link to post Share on other sites
mx957 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 have we gotten an explanation on this yet or has he actually lost his mind?Are the two mutually exclusive? I think both are still highly probable. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Are the two mutually exclusive? I think both are still highly probable.i like poptarts(might as well enjoy the random nonsensical fun) Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Spiritual enlightenment via LSD...not the worst way to go. Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 BYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 i like poptartsI eat my poptarts raw. Link to post Share on other sites
24fanatics 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Gene, Gene made a machine..Joe, Joe made it go..Art, Art cut a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart. Link to post Share on other sites
Clay Aiken 6 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 My vow of silence ends here and now, for I have found a spirit kindred to mine!! Dear Daniel, your words have brightened my day, warmed my heart, and the Creator of the Universe is no doubt chanting a song of bliss at what he sees here!! Lucifer himself has run screaming as all the work he has done has been destroyed because of the words of one man!! You have smothered my soul with light, my dear Daniel, and my words are but a dim reflection of the sanctity not easily present!! Wonderful!! Also, I just had my first erection, what do I do now?? Link to post Share on other sites
ryansd 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 My vow of silence ends here and now, for I have found a spirit kindred to mine!! Dear Daniel, your words have brightened my day, warmed my heart, and the Creator of the Universe is no doubt chanting a song of bliss at what he sees here!! Lucifer himself has run screaming as all the work he has done has been destroyed because of the words of one man!! You have smothered my soul with light, my dear Daniel, and my words are but a dim reflection of the sanctity not easily present!! Wonderful!! Also, I just had my first erection, what do I do now??oK thats some funny sh.it, really disturbing too...but whatever Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 My vow of silence ends here and now, for I have found a spirit kindred to mine!! Dear Daniel, your words have brightened my day, warmed my heart, and the Creator of the Universe is no doubt chanting a song of bliss at what he sees here!! Lucifer himself has run screaming as all the work he has done has been destroyed because of the words of one man!! You have smothered my soul with light, my dear Daniel, and my words are but a dim reflection of the sanctity not easily present!! Wonderful!! Also, I just had my first erection, what do I do now??LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL .... Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 My vow of silence ends here and now, for I have found a spirit kindred to mine!! Dear Daniel, your words have brightened my day, warmed my heart, and the Creator of the Universe is no doubt chanting a song of bliss at what he sees here!! Lucifer himself has run screaming as all the work he has done has been destroyed because of the words of one man!! You have smothered my soul with light, my dear Daniel, and my words are but a dim reflection of the sanctity not easily present!! Wonderful!! Also, I just had my first erection, what do I do now??This was the only funny post I've ever read from you. Nice work. Link to post Share on other sites
cfinnn 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Where's a Negreanu to English dictionary when you need one? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Wonderful!! Also, I just had my first erection, what do I do now??Make your next single a remake of, "Like a Virgin." Link to post Share on other sites
kristianlinnell 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 roses are redviolets are bluei dont get these postsblah blah blah ue.ahahahamuhahaheehehehahaw! Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Where's a Negreanu to English dictionary when you need one?TeeHee......good one Link to post Share on other sites
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