Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 Give me a few hours. I've got almost 50 messages, and I'm about to play a tourny. I've got one that can be posted, but I'd like to wait. Sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 26, 2006 Author Share Posted June 26, 2006 Inspired by Catch-22Josh: sup girl.. i dig the picks.. u got a bf??? u from local?? i want to **** that *** girl!Lindsey: That's lovely. As a skank, I don't really find that as creepy as I should. In fact, I tend to foster these types of relationships, mostly because I'm an attention-whore, and I get off on making guys who are just a little below my looks quotient jump through hoops just to maintain this il(de)lusion of hope of boning me. Wanna jus b frends??.........lol........Josh: thats cool..you got a bf?? Lindsey: There are probably four or five guys who I've lead to believe they hold this most degrading of positions, but my answer is: not rely....lol.......Josh: righ, righ.. so you local?Lindsey: Local to what? My zip code and city are posted on my page, can't you do a little research? I know getting laid on Myspace is the easiest thing in the world, but act like you're trying. After all, if you don't want to work for it, that loser Matt is willing to do all kinds of humiliating things for a little attention. Christ...Josh: sorry. so how long have you lived in daytona? Lindsey: How long have you been able to find the most uninteresting topics imaginable? Josh: ah....sorry.. you got aim?Lindesy: Yes.Josh: what is it?Lindsey: America On-Line Instant MessengerJosh: lol.....no....whats you sn?Lindsey: It means Screen Name.Josh: lol.. what's yours??Lindsey: My what?Josh: your screen name???Lindsey: It's like a nickname I gave myself and my account. Josh: lol what nickname did you give you self?Lindsey: I give myself my late mothers name, followed by my favorite prime number and then the lowest prime number. No, one doesn't count.Josh: can you just tell me?Lindsey: Tell you what?Josh: can you give me your exact screen name??Lindsey: Yes. Yes I can.Josh: Will you?Lindsey: No. Not yet. You'll have to work for it. I'll talk to you later. This guy is really in for. I guess I have to get a new AIM SN. Damn. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 26, 2006 Author Share Posted June 26, 2006 I'm now SweetLorraine112 on AIM. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 26, 2006 Author Share Posted June 26, 2006 Josh: let me know if you want to hang out at a club or something. W/B.Lindsey: I told you not to talk to me again 'til tomorrow. Now we can't chat anymore unless you you say, "Lindsey is almighty, and I gladly through away my dignity for a chance at her over-worked snatch".Josh: ah..Lindsey: You really want to find out the hard way that I'm not joking?Josh: "Lindsey is almighty, and I gladly through away my dignity for a chance at her over-worked snatch"Lindsey: What the **** did you just say about me?Josh: are you nuts???Lindsey: I was joking. Don't call me nuts, you pea-brained homo. Anyway, now that we've established who's in charge, it looks like you're ready for the riddle.Josh: huh???Lindsey: The riddle you'll have to solve to get my screen name, stupid. Here it is: Track six off of the Magician's Birthday album, plus the lowest prime number, than first prime number with two of the same digit.I haven't heard from him in a little while. I think he's really trying to solve it. With google, this should take 5 minutes for a non-Myspace user, so I give him an hour and a half.Still no luck. He just asked for help.Josh: can you just give it tome?Lindsey: No. What part do you have?Josh: huh?Lindsey: do you know the number yet? Do you know the tract name?Josh: no...no...lolLindsey: why don't you try this site called google. You can find all kinda of stuff. I hear they have it on most computers now.Josh: whats the number?Lindsey: Don't you even know the first 20 prime?Josh: no...lol...Lindsey: Use google for that too. Christ, you'd better be hung like a giraff. MoronJosh: lol....um.....1 and 11?Lindsey: No. You're going to have to put it together, I'm not going to help you 'til tomorrow. 1 isn't a prime. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 26, 2006 Author Share Posted June 26, 2006 By George, he's got it. Too bad he doesn't have the balls to just try it. I told him I wouldn't give him any more help. I wonder if he'll give up or what? Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 dutch, are you making this up?? I can't believe people are actually this retarded.also, have you ran into anyone who has enough self respect to not fawn all over you after repeated insults? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 26, 2006 Author Share Posted June 26, 2006 dutch, are you making this up?? I can't believe people are actually this retarded.also, have you ran into anyone who has enough self respect to not fawn all over you after repeated insults? A handful. I've been doing this around 6-7 hours a day, you're seeing the funniest. A had two people tell me to **** myself.Whoa! Dan is back, and super queer!"hey there just seeing how you are doing tonight and how your sunday went so how did it go? Baby dollRipped Dan"Ripped Dan? LMAO Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 26, 2006 Author Share Posted June 26, 2006 Alright, now he says his computer is broken, and he has to "fix it a little." I asked how long that would take (we were still using our computers to talk), and his repond:"not really sure to tell u the truth! maybe tomorrow! not sure! but i will try tho! well hey im about to run down to the hospital n pick up my uncle! i will be back on! stay on n talk to me tonight! try to get to know each other!"I'm not sure what to make of this. He's clearly blowing me off. I'm not sure if he's on to me or what.I need to catch up, I've got 4 people who won't get off my (sexy) back. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 26, 2006 Author Share Posted June 26, 2006 I even impressed ME with this one. Maybe I should write gay porn? Thank Maddox for several lines in the final message.Ripped (lmao) Dan: hey there just seeing how you are doing tonight and how your sunday went so how did it go? Baby doll Ripped DanLindsey: Ripped Dan? like it...lol.....so do you where a shirt most of the day? Tha woud be whack... talk about working about..that's be hot!Dan: I work out enough to where ti would satisfy you actually all i need to work out is 3 to 4 days a week since im such a raw man you know what i mean girl. Lindsey: I don't have the slightest idea.Dan: jus playin....Lindsey: When you're at the Gym, most of the week, hanging out with buff, sweaty guys, do you ever get the urge to lean over and suck one off?Dan: **** no girl!! Are you high?? Lindsey: Come on, don't tell me you've never thought about it... maybe after a sweaty game of catch-- you're about to wind down with a nice steamy group shower-- Jeremy leans in, muscles glistening, slippery, hairless skin reminding you of all those childhood swims that confused you so. Maybe he say something, almost a whisper-- "good game, Danny. You're a beast." The smell of the Lemon Blast Poweraid on his breath mixes with the viniger-like smell of stale, dried sweat, creating an aroma that's memory alone can arouse you; bring back ever awkward summer camp glance, wrestling match, or game of smear the queer-- you don't have to hide it, I know what your real intentions were for that "queer." After all, what would be the point of grabbing a homosexual, piling on top of him, and ripping his clothes? Anyway, don't tell me you don't want half the guys down at the Gym. I'm down for gang bangs. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 26, 2006 Author Share Posted June 26, 2006 So far everyone of these has been started by the victom, but I think this guy will break that trend, if he doesn't act soon. Look at him, he's just asking for: Loser Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Why all the capital letters when you're talking to Josh? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 26, 2006 Author Share Posted June 26, 2006 Why all the capital letters when you're talking to Josh?Upon occasion, I'll type like a human to see if they catch on. They don't.New bulletin from RENAGADE:SHES PERFECTDAMN DIS GURL IS EVERYTHING THAT A NIGGA CAN ASK FOR.SHES A DYME PIECESHES FAITHFULSHE GET DOWN WHEN SOMEONE STEPS TO HERSHE B LOOKIN TYPE SEXYSHES A LADY N THE STREETS, BUT A FREAK N DA SHEETSSHES ALL THAT I ASK FOR AN THE ONLY THING THATS MAKES IT BAD, THE ONLY THING THAT THROWS IT OFF, IS THAT SHE TAKEN.BUT LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, WAT THE HELL DAT GOT TO DO WIT ME?(LOL)I don't even want to bother with this guy. Too easy. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 26, 2006 Author Share Posted June 26, 2006 I'm going to sign off Myspace. Things are sorta' settling down, and I've got a few things planned for tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 A handful. I've been doing this around 6-7 hours a day, you're seeing the funniest. A had two people tell me to **** myself.Whoa! Dan is back, and super queer!"hey there just seeing how you are doing tonight and how your sunday went so how did it go? Baby dollRipped Dan"Ripped Dan? LMAO*whisper* dutch... you have WAY too much free time. *whisper* Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 26, 2006 Author Share Posted June 26, 2006 *whisper* dutch... you have WAY too much free time. *whisper*Until that ne Goosebumps book comes out, I've gotta' figure something out. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Inspired by Catch-22i have read catch-22 probably a dozen times. i literally woke my roommate up laughing. i love you.i do have a complaint though - i think your hint does not correspond to your AIM name. i lost the quote, but i think it should be SL211 instead of 112. Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Josh: ah....sorry.. you got aim?Lindesy: Yes.Josh: what is it?Lindsey: America On-Line Instant MessengerGenuine guffaw at that. This is all good stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Daniel: hey girl whats up your photos are nice hola back at me and tell me what you think of minelindsey: wow....nice.....for you, whereing shirts is def -ev.... well, this is the obv POTY. the content combined with the malapropism is just too much. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 well, this is the obv POTY. the content combined with the malapropism is just too much.loket mk tryn 2 sound smrt Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 loket mk tryn 2 sound smrt jellus? Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 This makes me want to sign up and try to pick up Lindsay, she's so hot and slutty. Too bad Rico Suave is already taken for a user name. You could have a PPV for this shit. Classic stuff. I actually do want a shot at Lindsay's overworked snatch except, she is really Dutch. Hmmm..... Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 This makes me want to sign up and try to pick up Lindsay, she's so hot and slutty. Too bad Rico Suave is already taken for a user name. You could have a PPV for this shit. Classic stuff. I actually do want a shot at Lindsay's overworked snatch except, she is really Dutch. Hmmm.....ahahahahaha - i tried to sign up awhile ago, found out Rico Suave was taken, and gave up. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 I love that........"Overworked Snatch"...Classic! Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 updates, god damn it. Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 updates, god damn it. Link to post Share on other sites
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