SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Dutch is a genius, and it is now official that he is my all time favorite poster Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?...6c-9c665d65c373Picture of "Renagade," the guy Dutch totally Pwned earlier...are you suprised? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 24, 2006 Author Share Posted June 24, 2006 Also, Matt, being the retard that he is, just sent me the fake spam I wrote for HIM. He didn't say he wrote it, but he's still a jackass. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 24, 2006 Author Share Posted June 24, 2006 I now have one female friend. I'm a little curious about what kind of return I can get on women if I do a large-scale invite barrage. I'm going to send out 50 invites to girls, and see if I can even get 5 or 6. I doubt it. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Hey dutch, you strike me as a fan on unintentional humor.. check out dn's new video blog... embaressing.. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 24, 2006 Author Share Posted June 24, 2006 "figured youd have at least one pic not commented on yet but looks like guitar boy beat me to it, anways lookin good"Boy, boys, don't fight over little old me. That comment had me LMAO. Partly because the whole set up is really creepy, but mostly because he really is jelous.Aw, sweet, D3: MD is on. I'll be back. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Dutch, you're my guy!! This si the shit, seriously!!! I'm drunk, but for real, this is badass!! Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Youre sooooo good looking!This is awesome! Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 from one of your friend's profiles:"Wuddup itz ya boi RiCo n i jus moved 2 ma hometown in puertorico. im fun 2 be with im known as the class clown n shyt. i love playin basketball, baseball, football or ne sport. i love partyin but w/e u guys culd IM me at:prpimp1069 or if u have msn "this guy has 299 friends.our youth have officially lost the ability to communicate in English. this new language must be some sort of code for taking over the world, which is why they're all on myspace trying to repopulate with their retarded, slick-haired, random-capitalizing offspring. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 24, 2006 Author Share Posted June 24, 2006 This guy is asking for a "meeting".With no prior contact, "You come to Orlando often? If you ever wanna get down my friends and I are always gettin down partying either at the club or my buddies place, grey goose, crown and a keg on tap daily. We party like Ganstas no joke. We can drink to new friends, maybe I'll see you around sometime. Later." Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 Daniel: hey girl whats up your photos are nice hola back at me and tell me what you think of minelindsey: wow....nice.....for you, whereing shirts is def -ev.... Link to post Share on other sites
powerpoker 0 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 This guy is asking for a "meeting".With no prior contact, "You come to Orlando often? If you ever wanna get down my friends and I are always gettin down partying either at the club or my buddies place, grey goose, crown and a keg on tap daily. We party like Ganstas no joke. We can drink to new friends, maybe I'll see you around sometime. Later."i think the best part of this is that its pretty much coherent. you going to write back?Daniel: hey girl whats up your photos are nice hola back at me and tell me what you think of minelindsey: wow....nice.....for you, whereing shirts is def -ev....lol wonder if they will ask what "ev" is? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 you going to write back?Yeah, I'm working him, trying to bet him to come down to Day-town. Link to post Share on other sites
powerpoker 0 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Yeah, I'm working him, trying to bet him to come down to Day-town.that would be funny as hell, you need to find some cross streets in DAY-town for him to meet you at...like a popular club or something Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 that would be funny as hell, you need to find some cross streets in DAY-town for him to meet you at...like a popular club or somethingThe most important tool for this project is this site called Google. I love Google.Daniel: "yeah i guess so where are you from originally? and on a scale of 1 -10 where would u rate me as looks wise and all that"What a vane little *******! Let's make this interactive. How you you guys want me to play this one?should I send this?:"well....youd look hoter if you took teh pics urself with a camraphone.....you should def put more kinda gay looking pic on.....thats the kinda thing gurls (lik me..lol..) seem 2 like.......lol......i give u a 7 now.....but if you had a can of Axe, close pins on ur nipples, and of course the carmrapone, ud be a 9." Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 The most important tool for this project is this site called Google. I love Google.Daniel: "yeah i guess so where are you from originally? and on a scale of 1 -10 where would u rate me as looks wise and all that"What a vane little *******! Let's make this interactive. How you you guys want me to play this one?should I send this?:"well....youd look hoter if you took teh pics urself with a camraphone.....you should def put more kinda gay looking pic on.....thats the kinda thing gurls (lik me..lol..) seem 2 like.......lol......i give u a 7 now.....but if you had a can of Axe, an sum close pins on ur nipples, and of course the carmrapone, ud be a 9!!"just some very minor suggestions. get it, minor? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 just some very minor suggestions. get it, minor?Sent. Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 My nightly routine1. Get back from Work2. Have a Ice-cold Root Beer3. Settle in bed with the laptop4. Sign up for the tourneys5. See what Dutch does next Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 Lindsey: well....ud look hoter if you took teh pics urself with a camraphone.....you should def put more kinda gay looking pic on.....thats the kinda thing gurls (lik me..lol..) seem 2 like.......lol......i give u a 7 now.....but if you had a can of Axe, an sum close pins on ur nipples, and of course the carmrapone, ud be a 9!!Daniel: Ahh.. what the ****?Lindsey: Do the math, you greasy, shirtless queen. I'm a dude. You wanna meet?Daniel: **** YOU FAG!!! I'm gunna cut off your ****!!!!Lindsey: i was kidding......christ....lol......Daniel: Ok. Sorry.Lindsey: no prob.....I can't figure out a way to make people not believe this. It's so sad. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Sent.i'm very glad to say i played even the smallest direct role in having this done to people:Lindsey: well....ud look hoter if you took teh pics urself with a camraphone.....you should def put more kinda gay looking pic on.....thats the kinda thing gurls (lik me..lol..) seem 2 like.......lol......i give u a 7 now.....but if you had a can of Axe, an sum close pins on ur nipples, and of course the carmrapone, ud be a 9!!Daniel: Ahh.. what the ****?Lindsey: Do the math, you greasy, shirtless queen. I'm a dude. You wanna meet?Daniel: **** YOU FAG!!! I'm gunna cut off your ****!!!!Lindsey: i was kidding......christ....lol......Daniel: Ok. Sorry.Lindsey: no prob.....I can't figure out a way to make people not believe this. It's so sad.i just died of laughter Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 Danny boy (soon to be called, "the pipes, the pipes are calling"): Whats axe?Lindsey: its the dimestore male perfum that soaks a chicks pantys in derect perpotshin to the amont it soak a guys shirt....if hes whereing 1......lol.........The pipes, the pipes are calling: lol....your weird.Lindsey: new rule.....evry tyme you say sumthin negative bout me it become more likely that ill hook up with tha t little weesle matt instead of you..lol...... Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Hey Theresa can we sticky this thread? Link to post Share on other sites
powerpoker 0 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 agreed this need to be stickied Link to post Share on other sites
powerpoker 0 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Dutch we need updates..js Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Dutch we need updates..js Link to post Share on other sites
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