Dutch Is On Myspace

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

I think lindsey is the way to go.. though I've been reading this blog a lot latelyhttp://hottestgirlsonmyspace.wordpress.com/and have been fascinated by the Italian jersey girl of late.. I know you lived in jersey for a while, so you might be able to pull that off.

[Ouch-8s 4]

I’m not sure I understand what’s going on in this picture. My guess is that she and whoever else is in the room is taking a short break from playing spin-the-bottle. What is with this crew? They’re all 18. Shouldn’t they be on ecstasy and licking stuff?

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[Canuckickstan 2]

I think lindsey is the way to go.. though I've been reading this blog a lot latelyhttp://hottestgirlsonmyspace.wordpress.com/and have been fascinated by the Italian jersey girl of late.. I know you lived in jersey for a while, so you might be able to pull that off.

That guy is great. "Why do these Italian bitches always make that face?"Thanks for wasting half of my day ! Wonder if we could get Lyndsay listed ?

[TheRake_MD23 0]

MORE!

[Dirtydutch 8]

I think lindsey is the way to go.. though I've been reading this blog a lot latelyhttp://hottestgirlsonmyspace.wordpress.com/and have been fascinated by the Italian jersey girl of late.. I know you lived in jersey for a while, so you might be able to pull that off.

I was just talking to some Italian kids I know from there, oddly enough, I noted something weird: there are no Italian people in Atlanta. Otherwise, Atlanta is the most strangely integrated of which I'm aware, to the point where I don't even think about it, but when pressed, there are absolutely no Italians around here. Like, I mean, I'm not sure I've seen 20 in this city. Which is sad, because next to clicky, cool Asians, the scumbag, 13-26-year-old Italian male, with that retarded haircut, is the funniest and most annoying racial sub(stereo)type.

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

I was just talking to some Italian kids I know from there, oddly enough, I noted something weird: there are no Italian people in Atlanta. Otherwise, Atlanta is the most strangely integrated of which I'm aware, to the point where I don't even think about it, but when pressed, there are absolutely no Italians around here. Like, I mean, I'm not sure I've seen 20 in this city. Which is sad, because next to clicky, cool Asians, the scumbag, 13-26-year-old Italian male, with that retarded haircut, is the funniest and most annoying racial sub(stereo)type.

There probably are italians, but they are they aren't of the guido northeast sea board variety, which I personally have very little first hand experience but think are hilarious from afar.

[Dirtydutch 8]

There probably are italians, but they are they aren't of the guido northeast sea board variety, which I personally have very little first hand experience but think are hilarious from afar.

Plus, the chicks are really hot. Until they hit 33, anyway. Asians go down hill almost as fast. Blacks, now they're built to last. Hot Black chicks stay hot 'til like 50.

[socalpoker_j 1]

Plus, the chicks are really hot. Until they hit 33, anyway. Asians go down hill almost as fast. Blacks, now they're built to last. Hot Black chicks stay hot 'til like 50.

Is there such a thing? I thought they were an imaginary species, like unicorns and koalas.

[Dirtydutch 8]

Is there such a thing? I thought they were an imaginary species, like unicorns and koalas.

Hottest chick ever? Maybe.

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

Don't tease.. deliver.

[powerpoker 0]

man i totally forgot about this thread this was a dutch masterpiece and lindsay needs to be reborn....make it happen

[Dirtydutch 8]

Oh, right, sorry. I'm going to try logging in and making some contacts in the next few days. If I think it's too stale, though, I might have to create a new persona. (I really don't feel like doing this right now, but I really like attention.)

[TheRake_MD23 0]

Bump

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

We demend results.

[Dirtydutch 8]

Here's a nonLindsey Bait I just did. It's a not great, but it should get the juices flowing.(04:32:27 AM) Ronindahonda: asl? (04:32:54 AM) Sweetlorraine112: It's in my profile, super sleuth. Duh. (04:33:16 AM) Ronindahonda: dont have to be a bith (04:34:15 AM) Ronindahonda: hello? (04:35:46 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Oh, you wanted a response to that? I thought calling me a ***** was pretty much the end game to that ill-fated attempt at internet courtship. No? (04:36:09 AM) Ronindahonda: lol im jus playin (04:36:43 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Oh, cool, if calling me names was just a joke... (04:37:02 AM) Ronindahonda: lol you no babe (04:37:08 AM) Sweetlorraine112: What? (04:37:14 AM) Ronindahonda: nm (04:37:38 AM) Ronindahonda: so your 13? (04:38:29 AM) Sweetlorraine112: That's what it says. If I took the effort to lie in the profile, why would I come clean now? (04:38:43 AM) Ronindahonda: lol your cold (04:39:29 AM) Sweetlorraine112: And you're a putz. Are you going to seduce me or what? (04:40:44 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Guess you're not as into little girls as I'd hoped. (04:41:23 AM) Ronindahonda: k k.....so you like role playing? (04:41:35 AM) Ronindahonda: like what (04:42:55 AM) Sweetlorraine112: All kinds of things. Let's pretend you're in jail for statutory, and I'm your big, Black cellmate. (04:43:09 AM) Ronindahonda: ahhh..naw girl (04:43:24 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Not too wild, are you? (04:43:52 AM) Ronindahonda: im down an all.....but fag ****? naw (04:44:32 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Ok, how about I'm your mother, and you've been a bad, bad boy? (04:45:09 AM) Ronindahonda: your ****ing sick ***** (04:45:32 AM) Sweetlorraine112: You're the one into 14-year-olds. (04:45:55 AM) Ronindahonda: you said 13 (04:46:31 AM) Sweetlorraine112: That's what concerns you right now? One year (04:48:07 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I'm starting to thing you're gay. A real man wouldn't be stalling like this. Let's get to the sexin', already. (04:48:24 AM) Ronindahonda: but your into weird ****..... (04:49:41 AM) Sweetlorraine112: And I'm just pointing out that most people would think sexing up a 12-year-old was weirder than my kinks. To each his own. You pick, then (04:49:44 AM) Sweetlorraine112: . (04:50:32 AM) Ronindahonda: k....how bout your an azn scool girl an im the prinible (04:51:42 AM) Ronindahonda: sweetheart? (04:52:02 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Sorry, I was shaving my legs. (04:52:23 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, that'll work...baby. (04:52:56 AM) Ronindahonda: ahhh.........arnt u a lil young for that. (04:54:30 AM) Ronindahonda: hello? (04:54:57 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, actually, you're right. I forgot that I don't shave my legs. What I was actually doing was playing with my Playdough spaghetti factory. Yeah, I don't shave, yet. I'm just wittle. Te-he. (04:55:19 AM) Ronindahonda: ahh...are you ****ing with me? (04:55:33 AM) Sweetlorraine112: No...handsome. (04:55:50 AM) Ronindahonda: ooooooo....k.... (04:56:55 AM) Ronindahonda: so what about the school girl thing? (04:57:05 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, sure. (04:57:48 AM) Ronindahonda: k so your wereing the uniform right. (04:58:02 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, alright. (04:59:04 AM) Ronindahonda: k....i come in and youve been bad so I have to spank you (04:59:36 AM) Ronindahonda: I pull off your pantys but nothing els (05:00:25 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Right? (05:00:42 AM) Ronindahonda: you have to say stuff to (05:00:53 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I am. (05:01:01 AM) Ronindahonda: no...... (05:01:27 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, just not to you. I'm talking to my friend, Alli. (05:01:44 AM) Ronindahonda: that doesnt help me (05:03:04 AM) Sweetlorraine112: No, it would take eight years of Electroshock to help you, sicko. (05:03:20 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Keep going, though, this is really hot. (05:03:33 AM) Ronindahonda: for you not me. (05:05:34 AM) Ronindahonda: hello? (05:05:48 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Listen, this little girl fantasy, where I'm a helpless school girl or whatever-the-****, your fantasy seems to be entirely submission-based, right? (05:06:07 AM) Ronindahonda: idk....wtf? (05:08:22 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Well, if the fantasy is that you have all the power, my role is more-or-less marginal, verbally, right? So what does this really require of me? Screaming? Okay: *You just stuffed sock in my mouth, so I can't talk*. Now I'll be talking to Allie. (05:08:47 AM) Ronindahonda: mmmm.....okay so your not into this? (05:09:04 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I told you it was hot, keep going. (05:09:46 AM) Ronindahonda: ok so i start licking your little clit (05:13:00 AM) Ronindahonda: you need to say stuff to (05:13:27 AM) Sweetlorraine112: We went over this, but alright. (05:13:53 AM) Sweetlorraine112: *Your buddy Kyle comes up behind you.* (05:14:15 AM) Sweetlorraine112: *He sees that you're whacking it and he doesn't leave as quickly as he might. *(05:15:19 AM) Ronindahonda: wtf (05:15:49 AM) Sweetlorraine112: *Even though the rumors about your microscopic penis have now been confirmed, he's still turned on* (05:16:10 AM) Sweetlorraine112: *Maybe more turned on, because it's so small it's like a vagina. *(05:16:55 AM) Ronindahonda: this is gay. (05:17:09 AM) Sweetlorraine112: No ****, retard. (05:17:28 AM) Sweetlorraine112: It's called a fantasy. (05:17:54 AM) Ronindahonda: i thought were doing azn schoolgirl (05:18:17 AM) Sweetlorraine112: So I broke the fourth wall. (05:19:01 AM) Sweetlorraine112: You kept breaking character, so I figured WTF. (05:19:17 AM) Ronindahonda: ah....no thats not cool (05:20:38 AM) Sweetlorraine112: You need to get over this homophobia so I can get my nut off and hit the sack. I've got work in the morning. (05:20:51 AM) Ronindahonda: at 13? (05:21:01 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, sure. (05:21:30 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I work at the puppy factory. Does that make you hot? (05:21:47 AM) Ronindahonda: wtf? are you a dude (05:22:15 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I'm whatever you need me to be. (05:22:41 AM) Ronindahonda: ****ING FAG!!! (05:23:15 AM) Ronindahonda: iLL YOUR *** QUEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (05:23:50 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Wow, that's some mastered used of the Caps Lock. Really. (05:24:16 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I especially like the shift on the I. Classic (05:25:20 AM) Ronindahonda: me and my cop brother are you to find you and drag you by your **** to death!!!!!!! (05:25:32 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Doubtful. (05:25:55 AM) Sweetlorraine112: If you were smart, you still couldn't find me. (05:26:59 AM) Ronindahonda: thats what you think ***** (05:27:34 AM) Sweetlorraine112: *****? You're still not convinced I'm a dude, are you? Plus, I think it's probably best not to piss me off, since I have your Myspace address, with all your friends and family, and these transcripts of you trying to cyber with a 13-year-old. ****ing water-head.

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

Here's a nonLindsey Bait I just did. It's a not great, but it should get the juices flowing.(04:32:27 AM) Ronindahonda: asl? (04:32:54 AM) Sweetlorraine112: It's in my profile, super sleuth. Duh. (04:33:16 AM) Ronindahonda: dont have to be a bith (04:34:15 AM) Ronindahonda: hello? (04:35:46 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Oh, you wanted a response to that? I thought calling me a ***** was pretty much the end game to that ill-fated attempt at internet courtship. No? (04:36:09 AM) Ronindahonda: lol im jus playin (04:36:43 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Oh, cool, if calling me names was just a joke... (04:37:02 AM) Ronindahonda: lol you no babe (04:37:08 AM) Sweetlorraine112: What? (04:37:14 AM) Ronindahonda: nm (04:37:38 AM) Ronindahonda: so your 13? (04:38:29 AM) Sweetlorraine112: That's what it says. If I took the effort to lie in the profile, why would I come clean now? (04:38:43 AM) Ronindahonda: lol your cold (04:39:29 AM) Sweetlorraine112: And you're a putz. Are you going to seduce me or what? (04:40:44 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Guess you're not as into little girls as I'd hoped. (04:41:23 AM) Ronindahonda: k k.....so you like role playing? (04:41:35 AM) Ronindahonda: like what (04:42:55 AM) Sweetlorraine112: All kinds of things. Let's pretend you're in jail for statutory, and I'm your big, Black cellmate. (04:43:09 AM) Ronindahonda: ahhh..naw girl (04:43:24 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Not too wild, are you? (04:43:52 AM) Ronindahonda: im down an all.....but fag ****? naw (04:44:32 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Ok, how about I'm your mother, and you've been a bad, bad boy? (04:45:09 AM) Ronindahonda: your ****ing sick ***** (04:45:32 AM) Sweetlorraine112: You're the one into 14-year-olds. (04:45:55 AM) Ronindahonda: you said 13 (04:46:31 AM) Sweetlorraine112: That's what concerns you right now? One year (04:48:07 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I'm starting to thing you're gay. A real man wouldn't be stalling like this. Let's get to the sexin', already. (04:48:24 AM) Ronindahonda: but your into weird ****..... (04:49:41 AM) Sweetlorraine112: And I'm just pointing out that most people would think sexing up a 12-year-old was weirder than my kinks. To each his own. You pick, then (04:49:44 AM) Sweetlorraine112: . (04:50:32 AM) Ronindahonda: k....how bout your an azn scool girl an im the prinible (04:51:42 AM) Ronindahonda: sweetheart? (04:52:02 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Sorry, I was shaving my legs. (04:52:23 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, that'll work...baby. (04:52:56 AM) Ronindahonda: ahhh.........arnt u a lil young for that. (04:54:30 AM) Ronindahonda: hello? (04:54:57 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, actually, you're right. I forgot that I don't shave my legs. What I was actually doing was playing with my Playdough spaghetti factory. Yeah, I don't shave, yet. I'm just wittle. Te-he. (04:55:19 AM) Ronindahonda: ahh...are you ****ing with me? (04:55:33 AM) Sweetlorraine112: No...handsome. (04:55:50 AM) Ronindahonda: ooooooo....k.... (04:56:55 AM) Ronindahonda: so what about the school girl thing? (04:57:05 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, sure. (04:57:48 AM) Ronindahonda: k so your wereing the uniform right. (04:58:02 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, alright. (04:59:04 AM) Ronindahonda: k....i come in and youve been bad so I have to spank you (04:59:36 AM) Ronindahonda: I pull off your pantys but nothing els (05:00:25 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Right? (05:00:42 AM) Ronindahonda: you have to say stuff to (05:00:53 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I am. (05:01:01 AM) Ronindahonda: no...... (05:01:27 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, just not to you. I'm talking to my friend, Alli. (05:01:44 AM) Ronindahonda: that doesnt help me (05:03:04 AM) Sweetlorraine112: No, it would take eight years of Electroshock to help you, sicko. (05:03:20 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Keep going, though, this is really hot. (05:03:33 AM) Ronindahonda: for you not me. (05:05:34 AM) Ronindahonda: hello? (05:05:48 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Listen, this little girl fantasy, where I'm a helpless school girl or whatever-the-****, your fantasy seems to be entirely submission-based, right? (05:06:07 AM) Ronindahonda: idk....wtf? (05:08:22 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Well, if the fantasy is that you have all the power, my role is more-or-less marginal, verbally, right? So what does this really require of me? Screaming? Okay: *You just stuffed sock in my mouth, so I can't talk*. Now I'll be talking to Allie. (05:08:47 AM) Ronindahonda: mmmm.....okay so your not into this? (05:09:04 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I told you it was hot, keep going. (05:09:46 AM) Ronindahonda: ok so i start licking your little clit (05:13:00 AM) Ronindahonda: you need to say stuff to (05:13:27 AM) Sweetlorraine112: We went over this, but alright. (05:13:53 AM) Sweetlorraine112: *Your buddy Kyle comes up behind you.* (05:14:15 AM) Sweetlorraine112: *He sees that you're whacking it and he doesn't leave as quickly as he might. *(05:15:19 AM) Ronindahonda: wtf (05:15:49 AM) Sweetlorraine112: *Even though the rumors about your microscopic penis have now been confirmed, he's still turned on* (05:16:10 AM) Sweetlorraine112: *Maybe more turned on, because it's so small it's like a vagina. *(05:16:55 AM) Ronindahonda: this is gay. (05:17:09 AM) Sweetlorraine112: No ****, retard. (05:17:28 AM) Sweetlorraine112: It's called a fantasy. (05:17:54 AM) Ronindahonda: i thought were doing azn schoolgirl (05:18:17 AM) Sweetlorraine112: So I broke the fourth wall. (05:19:01 AM) Sweetlorraine112: You kept breaking character, so I figured WTF. (05:19:17 AM) Ronindahonda: ah....no thats not cool (05:20:38 AM) Sweetlorraine112: You need to get over this homophobia so I can get my nut off and hit the sack. I've got work in the morning. (05:20:51 AM) Ronindahonda: at 13? (05:21:01 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, sure. (05:21:30 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I work at the puppy factory. Does that make you hot? (05:21:47 AM) Ronindahonda: wtf? are you a dude (05:22:15 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I'm whatever you need me to be. (05:22:41 AM) Ronindahonda: ****ING FAG!!! (05:23:15 AM) Ronindahonda: iLL YOUR *** QUEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (05:23:50 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Wow, that's some mastered used of the Caps Lock. Really. (05:24:16 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I especially like the shift on the I. Classic (05:25:20 AM) Ronindahonda: me and my cop brother are you to find you and drag you by your **** to death!!!!!!! (05:25:32 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Doubtful. (05:25:55 AM) Sweetlorraine112: If you were smart, you still couldn't find me. (05:26:59 AM) Ronindahonda: thats what you think ***** (05:27:34 AM) Sweetlorraine112: *****? You're still not convinced I'm a dude, are you? Plus, I think it's probably best not to piss me off, since I have your Myspace address, with all your friends and family, and these transcripts of you trying to cyber with a 13-year-old. ****ing water-head.

HAHGAHAHAHAHHWHBHAHWHWHWHAHAHAHAHAHh h Owned oh ****. hahahah

[fighter 4]

Here's a nonLindsey Bait I just did. It's a not great, but it should get the juices flowing.(04:32:27 AM) Ronindahonda: asl? (04:32:54 AM) Sweetlorraine112: It's in my profile, super sleuth. Duh. (04:33:16 AM) Ronindahonda: dont have to be a bith (04:34:15 AM) Ronindahonda: hello? (04:35:46 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Oh, you wanted a response to that? I thought calling me a ***** was pretty much the end game to that ill-fated attempt at internet courtship. No? (04:36:09 AM) Ronindahonda: lol im jus playin (04:36:43 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Oh, cool, if calling me names was just a joke... (04:37:02 AM) Ronindahonda: lol you no babe (04:37:08 AM) Sweetlorraine112: What? (04:37:14 AM) Ronindahonda: nm (04:37:38 AM) Ronindahonda: so your 13? (04:38:29 AM) Sweetlorraine112: That's what it says. If I took the effort to lie in the profile, why would I come clean now? (04:38:43 AM) Ronindahonda: lol your cold (04:39:29 AM) Sweetlorraine112: And you're a putz. Are you going to seduce me or what? (04:40:44 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Guess you're not as into little girls as I'd hoped. (04:41:23 AM) Ronindahonda: k k.....so you like role playing? (04:41:35 AM) Ronindahonda: like what (04:42:55 AM) Sweetlorraine112: All kinds of things. Let's pretend you're in jail for statutory, and I'm your big, Black cellmate. (04:43:09 AM) Ronindahonda: ahhh..naw girl (04:43:24 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Not too wild, are you? (04:43:52 AM) Ronindahonda: im down an all.....but fag ****? naw (04:44:32 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Ok, how about I'm your mother, and you've been a bad, bad boy? (04:45:09 AM) Ronindahonda: your ****ing sick ***** (04:45:32 AM) Sweetlorraine112: You're the one into 14-year-olds. (04:45:55 AM) Ronindahonda: you said 13 (04:46:31 AM) Sweetlorraine112: That's what concerns you right now? One year (04:48:07 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I'm starting to thing you're gay. A real man wouldn't be stalling like this. Let's get to the sexin', already. (04:48:24 AM) Ronindahonda: but your into weird ****..... (04:49:41 AM) Sweetlorraine112: And I'm just pointing out that most people would think sexing up a 12-year-old was weirder than my kinks. To each his own. You pick, then (04:49:44 AM) Sweetlorraine112: . (04:50:32 AM) Ronindahonda: k....how bout your an azn scool girl an im the prinible (04:51:42 AM) Ronindahonda: sweetheart? (04:52:02 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Sorry, I was shaving my legs. (04:52:23 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, that'll work...baby. (04:52:56 AM) Ronindahonda: ahhh.........arnt u a lil young for that. (04:54:30 AM) Ronindahonda: hello? (04:54:57 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, actually, you're right. I forgot that I don't shave my legs. What I was actually doing was playing with my Playdough spaghetti factory. Yeah, I don't shave, yet. I'm just wittle. Te-he. (04:55:19 AM) Ronindahonda: ahh...are you ****ing with me? (04:55:33 AM) Sweetlorraine112: No...handsome. (04:55:50 AM) Ronindahonda: ooooooo....k.... (04:56:55 AM) Ronindahonda: so what about the school girl thing? (04:57:05 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, sure. (04:57:48 AM) Ronindahonda: k so your wereing the uniform right. (04:58:02 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, alright. (04:59:04 AM) Ronindahonda: k....i come in and youve been bad so I have to spank you (04:59:36 AM) Ronindahonda: I pull off your pantys but nothing els (05:00:25 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Right? (05:00:42 AM) Ronindahonda: you have to say stuff to (05:00:53 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I am. (05:01:01 AM) Ronindahonda: no...... (05:01:27 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, just not to you. I'm talking to my friend, Alli. (05:01:44 AM) Ronindahonda: that doesnt help me (05:03:04 AM) Sweetlorraine112: No, it would take eight years of Electroshock to help you, sicko. (05:03:20 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Keep going, though, this is really hot. (05:03:33 AM) Ronindahonda: for you not me. (05:05:34 AM) Ronindahonda: hello? (05:05:48 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Listen, this little girl fantasy, where I'm a helpless school girl or whatever-the-****, your fantasy seems to be entirely submission-based, right? (05:06:07 AM) Ronindahonda: idk....wtf? (05:08:22 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Well, if the fantasy is that you have all the power, my role is more-or-less marginal, verbally, right? So what does this really require of me? Screaming? Okay: *You just stuffed sock in my mouth, so I can't talk*. Now I'll be talking to Allie. (05:08:47 AM) Ronindahonda: mmmm.....okay so your not into this? (05:09:04 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I told you it was hot, keep going. (05:09:46 AM) Ronindahonda: ok so i start licking your little clit (05:13:00 AM) Ronindahonda: you need to say stuff to (05:13:27 AM) Sweetlorraine112: We went over this, but alright. (05:13:53 AM) Sweetlorraine112: *Your buddy Kyle comes up behind you.* (05:14:15 AM) Sweetlorraine112: *He sees that you're whacking it and he doesn't leave as quickly as he might. *(05:15:19 AM) Ronindahonda: wtf (05:15:49 AM) Sweetlorraine112: *Even though the rumors about your microscopic penis have now been confirmed, he's still turned on* (05:16:10 AM) Sweetlorraine112: *Maybe more turned on, because it's so small it's like a vagina. *(05:16:55 AM) Ronindahonda: this is gay. (05:17:09 AM) Sweetlorraine112: No ****, retard. (05:17:28 AM) Sweetlorraine112: It's called a fantasy. (05:17:54 AM) Ronindahonda: i thought were doing azn schoolgirl (05:18:17 AM) Sweetlorraine112: So I broke the fourth wall. (05:19:01 AM) Sweetlorraine112: You kept breaking character, so I figured WTF. (05:19:17 AM) Ronindahonda: ah....no thats not cool (05:20:38 AM) Sweetlorraine112: You need to get over this homophobia so I can get my nut off and hit the sack. I've got work in the morning. (05:20:51 AM) Ronindahonda: at 13? (05:21:01 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Yeah, sure. (05:21:30 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I work at the puppy factory. Does that make you hot? (05:21:47 AM) Ronindahonda: wtf? are you a dude (05:22:15 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I'm whatever you need me to be. (05:22:41 AM) Ronindahonda: ****ING FAG!!! (05:23:15 AM) Ronindahonda: iLL YOUR *** QUEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (05:23:50 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Wow, that's some mastered used of the Caps Lock. Really. (05:24:16 AM) Sweetlorraine112: I especially like the shift on the I. Classic (05:25:20 AM) Ronindahonda: me and my cop brother are you to find you and drag you by your **** to death!!!!!!! (05:25:32 AM) Sweetlorraine112: Doubtful. (05:25:55 AM) Sweetlorraine112: If you were smart, you still couldn't find me. (05:26:59 AM) Ronindahonda: thats what you think ***** (05:27:34 AM) Sweetlorraine112: *****? You're still not convinced I'm a dude, are you? Plus, I think it's probably best not to piss me off, since I have your Myspace address, with all your friends and family, and these transcripts of you trying to cyber with a 13-year-old. ****ing water-head.

I tried to pick some lines which i found the funniest but this is all gold. The end is perfect.Did you end up delivering pizza?

[Dirtydutch 8]

I tried to pick some lines which i found the funniest but this is all gold. The end is perfect.Did you end up delivering pizza?

I did for a couple days, but before anything funny happened, my mother died, so not only did it stop being funny, but I also had a lot of actual things to do.

[Dirtydutch 8]

I'm working on some more Baits, I should have them up this afternoon.

[TheRake_MD23 0]

I'm working on some more Baits, I should have them up this afternoon.

Liar

[TheRake_MD23 0]

Lindsey, still out there?

[Dirtydutch 8]

Lindsey, still out there?

I have an excuse; I just didn't feel like it. I'll post a Bait later; I'm not sure how to find stuff in my Linux file system from Windows, yet, and I also don't feel like it.

[TheRake_MD23 0]

I think lindsey is the way to go.. though I've been reading this blog a lot latelyhttp://hottestgirlsonmyspace.wordpress.com/and have been fascinated by the Italian jersey girl of late.. I know you lived in jersey for a while, so you might be able to pull that off.

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[Dirtydutch 8]

OK, this hasn't really worked out like I'd've liked; the problem is I either creep myself out, or scare the guy off. I have one that was almost successful, but I lacked the structure to pull it off. Here's the basic idea:My AIM handle is SexGynoid, and my buddyinfo reads like so:"HI! im Amber*! im 12.... im into Dora the Exlpora, bein coersed in2 thing im not redy 4, and sandboxes! id luv a hard **** evn tho i dont know what one is jus yet! PM me.......i luv to cyber! (* "Amber," also known as ChildSexGynoid, is a Linux-based, nonconfrontational citizens' response to rising child sex-solicitation figures, designed to keep pedophiles jacking off in the basement, instead of driving in slow circles 'round the playground. We believe our volunteer programers have created horny child emulation system capable of obsoleting the roofy juicebox all together. However, as titillating as the CSG v 0.4 is, it should be understood that she is still in the early stages of development [in this case, not in a sexy way], and all problems or error messages, or even any inquiries or suggestions about future products, should be sent to peadopreventtechnologies@gmail.com. Have fun, and go easy on her.) "Here's the only moderately successful execution: SACOJO: HelloSexGynoid: hi!SACOJO: So you’re pretty young girl…SACOJO: sure you’re allowd to do this?SexGynoid: < COMPILING PERMISSION INQUIRY…SACOJO: Ah…baby girl?SexGynoid: < PERMISSION AQUIRED; ACTIVATE SESSION SACOJO: um…what?SexGynoid: < PLEASE SUBMIT VIRTUAL MOLESTATION CRITERIA:SexGynoid: < ENGAGE PAROCHIAL ENSEMBLE: Y/N?SACOJO: whate?SACOJO: What*SexGynoid: < SYNONYMIC INQUIRY COMPILING…SexGynoid: < ENGAGE SCHOOL-GIRL ENSEMLE: Y/N?SACOJO: ySexGynoid: < SUBMIT MOLESTATION ENVIRONMENTSACOJO: Bedroom?SexGynoid: YOU HAVE SELECTED: STOREROOM, CANDY SHOP: Y/N?SACOJO: nSexGynoid: < CANDY SHOP CONFIRMED; SIMULATION COMPILING…SexGynoid: hi, //DATA INCOMPLETE//. im here for my morning treat……anything special?SACOJO: Yeah, want to come around back and see?SexGynoid: No. No, not really. I’ll just take some Skittles and bust out the scene, ‘yo.SACOJO: Are you sure? I’ve got all the best stuff back there…SexGynoid: Yeah. I’m really just happy with the Skittles, and to be honest, you’re starting to creep me out a bit, bro.SACOJO: Please, just come back with me.SexGynoid: I need an adult! < SIMULATION: FAILEDSACOJO: WTFSexGynoid: //Admin//: Hey, SACOJO?SACOJO: Hello?SexGynoid: Hey, this is the system Admin. Looks like you’re having some problems with the system?SexGynoid: Hello?SexGynoid: SACY? SexGynoid: I didn’t even get a chance to use: “< ENGAGE NEW ANATOMICAL FEATURE: BIG, BLACK ****: Y/N?”

[ShakeZuma 585]

holy jesus that is great. I mean, I love it. I really do.