Mercury69 3 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 The one that always get me is:"I still miss my Ex, but my aim is improving" Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 PAVE THE RAINFOREST Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 "buck fush" Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I like those "My kid can beat up your honor student" ones. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 "Shit Happens" Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Suicide is a way of telling God "You can't fire me, I QUIT!!!" Link to post Share on other sites
MasterLJ 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 "One Nation, Under Surveillance"The other one I saw on a cherry 2006 porsche:"Clinton loves Bush"It's a quadruple entandre (sp?). Find them all... GO! Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Roses are red,Violets are blue,Im Schitzophrenic, and so am I. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 My favorite has always been "Horn broken, watch for finger" Link to post Share on other sites
SunDrop 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I Brake for Dr. PepperalsoStop Plate Tectonics Link to post Share on other sites
RodReynolds 87 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 "If you can read this then you are too close." Always gets a laugh out of me. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 PAVE THE RAINFOREST Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 I brake for animals.I accelerate for small children. Link to post Share on other sites
*Lone*Trout* 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Mine is "Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most"*L*T* Link to post Share on other sites
phlegm 6 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 "If I knew it was going to cause this much trouble, I woulda picked the damn cotton Myself". Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 I found Jesus.He's in the trunk. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 I have seen a Magnetic Ribbon, that says...."Support Magnetic Ribbons"BRILLIANT! Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 I like those "My dog is smarter than your honor student" ones.this one also Link to post Share on other sites
dspandrew 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 "Daddy's Little Girl is My Little Slut".....purchased by my brother and currently on display on his car. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Id rather be driving a titleist... Link to post Share on other sites
L. Ron Hubbard 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Xenu is my co-pilot. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 "The Road to Hell is Paved With Democrats" Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 The whole world is going to hell, and I'm driving the bus. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 "This is what I drive when the Bangbus is in the shop" Link to post Share on other sites
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