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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I just bought myself this mug BECAUSE I HAVE A PROBLEM and so desperately want to be a cool, black youth. I've been on a spending binge lately. I'm done now. I'm good. I only spent $200 unbudgeted. $30 of that was a coffee maker which will save me money in the long run, really. I spend about $10/week on coffee at the place across the street...now I don't have to do that anymore. Just buy the occasional bag of #fancy coffee.

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Got some Cole Haan boat shoe type shoes from Dillards tonight for $56. A guy that I know that works there said they usually have big sales on Friday and Saturday at the end of the month.

 

Today was a fair amount of items marked at 65% off then they take another 40% off at the register. Especially decent deals on winter clothes now that they're fazing them out for summer clothes.

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For Frau, and dog likers

 

 

 

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This dummy loves the car. Thinks he's always going for a ride. When bringing in groceries, he jumped in the trunk.

 

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He also loves the couch and the pillows. We had to take the covers off of them and chalk it up to, those are his now.

We take him to the dog park. My god, he's sooooo fast. Faster than all of the dogs there. Not even close. It's awesome.

 

 

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I don't have insurance. Whenever I go to the hospital, I just tell them I don't have my ID with me and give them one of the names and corresponding SSN's I have memorized. THANKS, OBAMA.

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any of you bums pay for that UFC trash tonight?

13 second main event? that has to suck so bad.

boxing is the sweet science. mma is for mouth breathers. may 2nd will be an epic night.

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A racially charged sport thT clings on to any white as the second coming? No, not at all.

 

Boxing only does major events well. The rest is meh

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I watched the fights at the casino. I don't know how the hell you defend against that arm bar. And I'm glad I don't have to.

 

Heading up to Utah today. Looks like I'm going to get a small taste of actual winter as temps will be in the 30's with snow to start the week. Mid 50's by the end of the week so that's not bad. Mormons though.

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who watches major fights the next day anyways? can we talk about that weirdness. but you know what, i'll go ahead and apologize to thera cause i'm tired of hearing about it.

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I'm not dropping $60 at home to watch any fights. And I'm usually asleep by the time the main events start anyways. Last night I watched Whiplash and the first House of Cards episode whilst enjoying some Sierra Nevada Hop Hunter (decent wet hop approximation, but I prefer other SN's more). Part of my usual Sunday routine involves downloading the card and watching it with my buddy before board games.

 

Apology accepted. It's generally a pain in the ass to avoid all the places for potential spoilers.

 

Also: That was not a "major" fight. Ronda is so much better than everyone else. Hopefully they figure out a cyborg fight.

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thanks ronny. did you catch my stugotz apology? and honestly i just assumed that anyone who cared about mma would know cause those guys are normally super into it and it never occurred to me someone who cared didn't know yet.

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I like boxing and I like MMA. I'd like to watch the Pac/Money fight but I won't be putting up the $90 and sure as shit won't go out anywhere to watch it. Maybe if a few friends come over and we split the cost.

 

 

That part in Django where he just walks up to the dude and pulls him and his horse over is just comedy everytime. I noticed this time that Django has a super bad case of swamp ass happening. I wonder if that was intentional or just the realities of sitting in a saddle for a long period of time.

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Yeah, I enjoy a good boxing match as well. Problem with boxing is that finishes are so rare anymore. Except GGG, but nobody will fight him. Another problem with boxing. Too many weight classes and belts.

 

Yeah, I won't drop $90 on the fight. The 5 or more friends having a party and splitting it is the way to go

 

 

Also, Sunday board games? Odd

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for paquio/mayweather i will go over to hooters and order some nice wings and an ice cold coca cola. i abhor going out by myself normally, but theres no way other way to see it. obviously i won't pay 90 bucks.

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hey, it's not like he told you the result, just the duration. if anything you should thank him for helping you plan your time more efficiently.

 

 

 

I used to love boxing. But as I got older I just had less patience for the promotion and other bullshit. I think the last fights I watched faithfully were when prince naseem was just dominating shit. Honestly, I'm starting to feel that way about mma as well. I think what was exciting about mma for me was there really were distinct backgrounds/styles that made for some exciting, as well as some boring (ie 2 counter punchers), contests. I just don't see as much differentiation in the new classes of fighters and it was bound to happen. there is a model for success.

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