Napa Lite 3,278 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I've started calling my girlfriend "Demanda" This is great. I, of course, think Strat should go to the wedding and get inappropriately drunk. Plus, maybe you can use it as a bargaining chip to get her to attend a weekend "You Are Terrible With Money and That Makes You a Bad Person But I Can Fix That" seminar put on by Strat himself. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 when i was "dating" that one girl You're going to need to narrow this down for us. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 You're going to need to narrow this down for us. Narrow this (grabs crotch). 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 14 people across the midwest were fired yesterday. the gearing ratio was off so they had to get that right, OBVIOUSLY. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Strat, think of it this way....there will be free fountain drinks at the wedding. Though nothing is really free is it? Healthcare, cell phones, welfare, government cheese...somebody is paying for you to get it free. In the case of getting married, you will be paying for all that free soda. Oh how you will pay... Narrow this (grabs crotch). I guess you got used to that since she never did it for you. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 You know thats right. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Strat, I'd go with Aman-duh. Really stress the DUH. If you watch the movie Can't Hardly Wait, which I strongly recommend, you'll see why it's funny. Plus, Jennifer Love Hewitt when she was Smokin hot. I love that movie. Although, she was even more smoking hot in Heartbreaker. Wowzers. Plus, Seth Green was awesome 2 Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Oh, and in high-school I memorized Preston's hot tub monologue from Can't Hardly Wait..."Look, I don't know about you, but..." Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Oh, and in high-school I memorized Preston's hot tub monologue from Can't Hardly Wait..."Look, I don't know about you, but..." Tripp McNealy Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 slipped into this awful schedule where I end up having to #2 mid-day. after hours isn't a big deal, but mid-day is uncomfortable for everyone involved. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Best time to do it really. Gives you a nice break, you feel better. Look to the positive! Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 beans on the herb just seems so strange to me. but that is pretty amazing timing of him to stop in though because I'm about to take on a plumbing project this weekend. pipes froze last week and in the process of freezing/defrosting the cold water copper pipe to the shower burst all to hell. couple different spots. so I'm replacing it with cpvc (just the piece leading off the t from the main line to the shower hook up). think I have the parts and process down but who the hell knows. I know I don't have $400 for a plumber. well I do but eff that. plus if I screw it up, we're pretty used to not having water at this point anyways. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Fortunately, with the exposed flooring, you have easy access 1 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 NO RON MEXICO THAT IS NOT ACCURATE. have to crawl in the crawl space which sucks. I'm just glad it's cold so hopefully the black widows won't be all that active. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Eh, sponge baths as foreplay sounds nice. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 beans can i come work for you at your pot farm [when you get one (assuming you don't already have one) because there's just too much opportunity out there for you not to be scouting locations in every state south and west of mason dixon]? Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Are you implying Avery Markham is based off a concurrent version of Beans' life? 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 tilty where you traveling this week? i need an update - hotels, meals, tales from the road - gimme something buddy. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Hey Essay I'm positive in an earlier episode of the season they were showing off their method of arterial transplant and mentioned having a special tool but that tool isn't invdnted till a later episode. Am I crazy? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 it's been a few years since i've seen those eps, so i'm not sure. but i'm pretty sure they were doing artery transplants in the episode of season three where alan alda's father guest stars. remember he gets drunk and hawk eye has to do it. and they messed up a lot of timeline stuff, so its certainly possible. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Yeah and then they mention the tool when hawk and hot lips are demonstrating to that other mash. I know it. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 they first said colonel potter arrived in september of 1952, but later he is shown celebrating new years eve 1951. you can't get caught up in these things, it will destroy you. just put on a nice upbeat song and dance a little, like this 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 tilty where you traveling this week? i need an update - hotels, meals, tales from the road - gimme something buddy. I'm actually working close to home this week so I've been home every night. I leave Sunday for Salt Lake City though. I'll be there all week scouting out the state for a new territory manager. Yeah and then they mention the tool when hawk and hot lips are demonstrating to that other mash. I know it. You are correct. The episode SA is thinking of, Hawkeye and his father each hurt an arm and, after fighting g most of the episode, they end up performing surgery with each using one arm. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 If we are going to talk about old sitcoms can we at least talk about some good ones like Married With Children, Greatest American Hero, Hardcastle and McCormick. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I'm actually working close to home this week so I've been home every night. I leave Sunday for Salt Lake City though. I'll be there all week scouting out the state for a new territory manager. oh really. i'll be the wife is happy to have you home all week. or maybe not. WOMEN. You are correct. The episode SA is thinking of, Hawkeye and his father each hurt an arm and, after fighting g most of the episode, they end up performing surgery with each using one arm. that's the second time alan alda's father guest starred. the first time was years before that. If we are going to talk about old sitcoms can we at least talk about some good ones like Married With Children, Greatest American Hero, Hardcastle and McCormick. never seen any of those. Link to post Share on other sites
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