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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Rooting for Oregon too. No particular reason beyond regional though.

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a complicated, stupid situation on NYE conspired to keep me and the girl from hanging out. my roommate is pretty much at fault but I'm not mad.

 

had a good time. one of the guys fell asleep next to the fire, and his wife just starts grinding on him. I forget what they called this game, boner something. anyway, the husbands all took turns laying down and their wives attempted to give them erections. I wasn't aware that this group played this game, and am realizing now that it might have gotten awkward with the girl if she had come to the party. or maybe it would have gotten awesome.

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anybody get hard? don't leave out the important stuff.

 

 

I know who wouldn't have been.

 

 

That is an odd, odd game, and I've been involved in parties that turned into foursomes, more than once with different couples.

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It's NYE, and things are getting weird. The couples should have played that game with partner swapping.

 

Am I reading this correctly, IE, were you a 5th wheel? Maybe some single could have been the DH.

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I learned today that a girl I kinda know is Jon "Bones" Jones baby mama from the year he spent wrestling in Iowa. Not sure how big of a lottery ticket that ended up being for her though.

 

Also that a ridiculously hot girl that we played against in volleyball this summer is getting a divorce because her husband is gay. I need to find out where she hangs out at because I'm sure her self-esteem is at an all time low right now.

 

2015's been weird, man.

 

 

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What is this, a picture for ants!?

 

The random picture thread apparently.

 

Enjoyed the Oregon game but turned off the Alabama vs Ohio State game when the eventual outcome became obvious. I can only do so many hours of college football in one day.

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I know! I don't know why it's so small and I've already lost interest in the whole thing. I took some co-workers (read subordinates) to lunch and treated. I tipped more than 20%, which is also what I did for my immediate reports' cocktails and happy hour treats Christmas Party. It feels good to be klassy.

 

How was everyone's Christmas? Mine was good--stressful because aging relatives are getting more aged. Wonderful because I love them, because we had 9 lb of ham for three people, and because I made a mighty effort to watch all five NBA games on 12/25.

 

I did not see Brvheart or Scram, I did see Mr. Chicago, and I stayed with a set of friends that I knew from before the divorce. It was good to spend time with them, but I forgot how uncomfortable their couch is.

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Enjoyed the Oregon game but turned off the Alabama vs Ohio State game when the eventual outcome became obvious.

 

i mean, ohio state handed bama 14 to go down 21-6. since then its 21 unanswered and a 27-21 lead for the buckeyes. get that tv back on sir.

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