brvheart 1,752 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Enjoyed the Oregon game but turned off the Alabama vs Ohio State game when the eventual outcome became obvious. I can only do so many hours of college football in one day. lol "obvious" OSU 34 - AL 21 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 this thing aint over either. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 this thing aint over either. sadly. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 i'm in love with that girl. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 It's such a thing of beauty when you realize that the runner is too fast and cannot be run down. I think I might hate Alabama more than the Patriots. hmm. No, I still hate the Patriots more... but it's close. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 It's NYE, and things are getting weird. The couples should have played that game with partner swapping. Am I reading this correctly, IE, were you a 5th wheel? Maybe some single could have been the DH. My roommate is not sure that he wants to date my girl's best friend. The two of them had plans for a sleepover on NYE, so when I invited my girl and he did not invite his... game over. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Wait... "my girl"? Is that official? Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 no, it's not official. I was just using it to make the story clearer. I still haven't taken her out on a date or anything, we've just had lunch and text infinite amounts. we could be just friends, and that would be fine with me, but I don't think we are on the friend track. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 i'm in love with that girl. She looks like she hears voices and cuts herself, you're practically made for each other. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 I could save her. I could be the one. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 i don't even know what this means. we all have our off nights, ronny. i'm sure you've been there. I actually havent. Only happened twice, both times I was bombed. It was booze induced. One of those times was with two hot, by any standards, women and me. I still delivered in other ways The other time was when i converted the lesbo for the night. I was hard until I decided a condom might be in order. I ruined the flow. But never happened sober. I'm a horny toad The joke meant that only you can get you hard. Too much porn Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Ahh that old chestnut. I get hard everytime with a lady. My problem lies in that sometimes when im hard to earlier, then we move into the bedroom and i lose it and i cant get it back. Most of the time it comes back but sometimes it doesnt. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 . Also that a ridiculously hot girl that we played against in volleyball this summer is getting a divorce because her husband is gay. I need to find out where she hangs out at because I'm sure her self-esteem is at an all time low right now. . Cmon now, Her self esteem aint gonna be that low. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Both you and nap just need to find a girl, any girl, that is horny and really digs you. After that, everything falls into place Superficiality gets you nowhere. Napa is there, i think. Essay still wants to drink champagne on a natty light budget. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Oh, I'm there buddy. I'm there. I just don't put forth any effort. NYE I only talked to 3 girls and that's because they were standing next to me and I didn't have to get up from my seat. And you could hardly call it hitting on them. Let's reevaluate in three months when I emerge from my cocoon. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 I disagree. Im very realistic. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Nappy, its too hard for guys like us to get ass on a first meeting. We gotta wear em down with humour and generosity. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Although, to be clear, I've done it. It was easier in my 30s. Although, arent younger girls pretty casual these days? But then that goes back to them banging the "hot guy". Although, maybe iowa and the midwest are different Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 i mean, ohio state handed bama 14 to go down 21-6. since then its 21 unanswered and a 27-21 lead for the buckeyes. get that tv back on sir. Yeah...pulled out too early on that one. Thankfully I had been on Twitter when they were making their come back so I tuned back in. Ohio tried their damnedest to puke it up with their horrible play calling on that last drive...throwing a bomb on first down when you need to burn clock?? Of course Alabamas play calling at the end was just as bad. Happy Ohio State won. Going to be a fun National Championship but I think Oregon rolls them. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Nah, the problem with the Midwest is that basically, whether they want to admit it or not, all guys have a "any port in the storm" mentality and the girls are privy to this and so the girls that are realistically on the same level as me can get a guy thats 2-3 levels higher than me, and rightfully choose to do so. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Really? There are more men than women out there? If so, mtarsypos Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 At the places I hang out at anyways. Also...what? And before anybody thinks I'm women blaming here know I'm joking and take 99% of the responsibility for my lack of sexual partners. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Move to a real state you piece of shit. You're welcome. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 And before anybody thinks I'm women blaming here know I'm joking and take 99% of the responsibility for my lack of sexual partners. Nah, you just need to master the alcohol induced sexing, more commonly referred to in today's vernacular as, well, rape I kid. Frau knows how I do. Oh, she knows 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Ive never met a girl in a bar and gotten a number, let alone a bang. My personality doesnt work the first time i meet someone. Im just too weird. Ive tried, but it never works. Link to post Share on other sites
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