InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 did we really need that Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 love is a beautiful thing boys. one day you'll understand. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 didn't talk to or text the girl today. success. working basically a half day tomorrow and will be ridiculously busy Friday, so it should be smooth sailing on into never seeing her again. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 thats the spirit. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 love is a beautiful thing boys. one day you'll understand. so are skin suits, amirite? Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Speak for yourself I wonder if there is a gf in the picture. Incorporate the phrase "hurtin for a squirtin" into a text. Of course Simply Irresistible was awful, but I thought you would appreciate the Patricia Clarkson ref. I think direct hints are the way to go, but I'm drawing a blank otherwise. Of course there's a girl in the picture I wish I was half as motivated as Strat to apply for jobs. I gotta step up my game at some point You said by 2014 right? Deadlines spur action. If you were offered a job with a huge company that had offices in every major city in every state and it paid $75k annually regardless of which location you were in, which city would you choose? Right out of college it would be Venice (CA), Manhatten Beach, Huntington beach. Such cool little beach towns with great bars/night life and mostly naked women walking around 18 hours a day. who cares, how could you date someone with such small teeth anyway. Best BJ's ever. "My last date used too much teeth during the BJ, thought that wouldn't be an issue with you" Yeah I was never good at this either. The fact this was posted by iBeaver made this even funnier. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 75k right out of college? Maybe Phoenix, hot girls, golf, money goes a long way, easy car ride to Vegas. Good hypo. Titly, if your company screws you once, they will screw you again. Id start discretely looking around. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 so are skin suits, amirite? haha wat Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 haha wat this girl you're crushing, is she a great big fat person? 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 hey dude she's my girlfriend and you cant talk about her like that. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 didn't talk to or text the girl today. success. working basically a half day tomorrow and will be ridiculously busy Friday, so it should be smooth sailing on into never seeing her again. She couldn't be more relieved. hey dude she's my girlfriend and you cant talk about her like that. Is she? (Hint: no, no she isn't. She isn't even a friend) She is running out of people and pets to write out of the script, so we'll find out eventually. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,759 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 hey dude she's my girlfriend and you cant talk about her like that. Big D was quoting a good movie there. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Big D was quoting a good movie there. It has the best acting performance of all time Edit: oh I forgot brv doesn't listen to the Lebatard show, he won't get that one. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 jesus christ people. i know she isnt my girlfriend because i'm not actually a moron. i also knew he was referencing silence of the lambs because like i said i'm not a moron. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 jesus christ people. i know she isnt my girlfriend because i'm not actually a moron. i also knew he was referencing silence of the lambs because like i said i'm not a moron. You seem a little too concerned about people thinking you're a moron or not. The Alpha move there, is to claim you've never seen the movie and keep playing dumb, laughing at brvy behind the screen. Instead, you beta'd out, worried bry might think less of you. Typical beta. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,759 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Jokes on him because I couldn't possibly think less of him. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 whatever i'm cool. i'm hip. i text, LOL (laugh out loud) OMG (oh my god) WTF (why the face?). 2 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 She couldn't be more relieved. mine was an unintentional joke that came out of a legitimate, sincere take on your situation. you're just being a dick for dick's sake. of course I am annoyed because I think there's some chance you're right Link to post Share on other sites
iBeaver 409 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 whatever i'm cool. i'm hip. i text, LOL (laugh out loud) OMG (oh my god) WTF (why the face?). Haha the Modern Family hater quoted Modern Family. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 whatever i'm cool. i'm hip. i text, LOL (laugh out loud) OMG (oh my god) WTF (why the face?). Ummmm you're just being a dick for dick's sake. This CANNOT be news to you. You know I'd rather it went your way, but since I didnt, someone has to make the mean jokes. In Wanderlust, Ken Marino is the dick brother and he has a quote of "What? What's the problem? I'.m just being a dick to be a dick." Haha the Modern Family hater quoted Modern Family. I feel he's making a joke about using a quote of show he hates (yet hasn't seen) Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I am off to West Palm for the day and night to hang with a buddy who's wife and kids are out of town. I miss the old haunts and people, and I've got time, so screw it. I know, more wasting of capital, but screw it #gasmoney #beermoney #bartabs #eatingout #hookermoney Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I drank so much I threw up at the bar last night and I have an awful hangover and I want to die. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 #cancelingmytrip You gotta reel that in fella. You aint in college anymore. Although, you're still young. Never mind. Have fun Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I blame my boss and the company tab. Just an awful decision. I think my problem was all I had to drink yesterday was coffee and beer and the same the day before that. Yikes. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I drank so much I threw up at the bar last night and I have an awful hangover and I want to die. Andrew, you have a curfew for a reason! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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