Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Would I? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Yes you would and we'll discuss it no more. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 What should I have said then? I'd like to take you out for some drinks and dinner, you free at 7:30? K.I.S.S. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 What should I have said then? Definitely lose the part about not being able to stay out late. If she wants to go out with you, she doesn't want to be home alone by 9:00 and she isn't going out with you with the intention of doing something else later. (If she doesn't want to go out with you, she isn't going to say yes anyway.) Other than that, I have no idea what a better offer would be. Maybe you just say something like, "I didn't have anything in mind; I just wanted to hang out with you. Maybe we can get a couple drinks and see what kind of trouble we can get into." Obviously don't know anything about this girl or your dynamic with her though. Are you? The second part anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 What should I have said then? Wanna hit the dentist and have our teeth cleaned? Shouldn't take YOU too long. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 To late to send like a "sorry, that's lame, lets do X (like ecstacy)"? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Abort this thing now and move on with your life. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 You should actually send a follow up of "just kidding about the dinner and movie. Truth is I just got a bag of coke and I hate doing bumps alone." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 To late to send like a "sorry, that's lame, lets do X (like ecstacy)"? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
iBeaver 409 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 "My last date used too much teeth during the BJ, thought that wouldn't be an issue with you" Yeah I was never good at this either. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Napa take your phone to the bathroom and drop in the toilet. Leave it there. Now go to bars and say to women, you wanna have sex? If they say yes then bag them, if they say no say good choice and never talk to her again. This will free you up to live the life we've always imagined. Lonely but with no phone for emotionally needy women to take advantage of us. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Don't you have a girlfriend you just learned about? Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 That was before the cat got sick. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Don't you have a girlfriend you just learned about? We'll see after this dinner date. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Deets me. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 What would be the opposite if catfishing ? Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure that is what has happened to essay. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 go to bars and say to women, you wanna have sex? I used to have a lot of sex doing exactly this. Chat with a girl for a minute, then ask if she wanted to get out of there. Lots of "no"s, but they only take five minutes. Doubt it ever took more than an hour and a couple of drinks to get out of there with a customer. Well, I didn't charge them. Shit, could I have charged them? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 ron nobody calls it "doing bumps" Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Iowans do Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 You should actually send a follow up of "just kidding about the dinner and movie. Truth is I just got a bag of coke and I hate doing bumps alone." good attitude but i'm not sure napa can pull it off. "goddamn it, my evil twin/coworker/roommate stole my phone and responded to you. let's get drunk and figure out how to get back at him" and then don't mention shitting on his chest. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Found footage of Shake... Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Goddamn fvcking Red Sox Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 So small teeth girl is dating someone. Or so she says. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 works for me. keep looking, buddy. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Sounds like you're better off without her. She was willing to blow off her boyfriend if you good tickets or something. What a whore. Link to post Share on other sites
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