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Holy hell, she is not ugly.
she almost looks like she could be one of the olsen twins in that pic.
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This is poor. Piss-poor...
well he did say errands not workmaybe the errands involve doing stuff that leads up to being lazy. that would be acceptable.
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I'm gonna change the subject here:Natalie Portmannatalie-portman-pics.jpgI saw her in V for Vendetta this weekend and all I can say is goddamnit.
Oh for the love of god, yes!I was attracted to her in that 'Beautiful Girls' movie.When she was like 12.I'm not sorry.
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well he did say errands not workmaybe the errands involve doing stuff that leads up to being lazy. that would be acceptable.
i'm assuming this is the case. i also have to run some errands for work today, but you can bet your assing that i will be making superfluous stops and taking my sweet assing time.
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Oh for the love of god, yes!I was attracted to her in that 'Beautiful Girls' movie.When she was like 12.I'm not sorry.
I own that movie. and Garden State.Natalie Portman is nice. Very nice.
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Oh for the love of god, yes!I was attracted to her in that 'Beautiful Girls' movie.When she was like 12.I'm not sorry.
it's ok as long as given the choice you'd rather have sex with her how she is now rather than with the 12 year old body
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I'm having a really tough time drinking heavily both weekend nights. In college I could go Wednesday-Saturday no problem.Pretty sure I broke a toe stumbling around my apt. Saturday night.
One spring morning a few years ago, I awoke on my front porch, no shoes or socks, and with one foot covered in blood. It strangely didn't hurt, so I dragged myself inside and went back to sleep.When I woke up again, the pain had arrived. My foot was bloody, swollen, throbbing, and I generally wished it was no longer attached to my leg. I got on the phone and called my friend, with whom I had been drinking the night before."Hey, do you have any idea why my foot is so sore? And where are my shoes and socks?""You decided you were so drunk that you should go for a walk. But you forgot to put your shoes on. You realized that in front of the neighbour's house, so you took your socks off and left them on the side of the road to keep them from getting dirty. Then a little while later you stubbed your toe on a boulder lining the road. That got you pretty mad so you kicked it as hard as you could. I'm pretty sure you broke your toe. Then you went home - I left you at the bottom of your driveway..."Morning, bitches!
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it's ok as long as given the choice you'd rather have sex with her how she is now rather than with the 12 year old body
of course.if she were my neighbor I wouldn't have hit on her or anything. But everytime I saw her I'd be like "I'll definitely be checking in with you in 8-10 years"...
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of course.if she were my neighbor I wouldn't have hit on her or anything. But everytime I saw her I'd be like "I'll definitely be checking in with you in 3-4 years"...
lets be honest here
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I own that movie. and Garden State.Natalie Portman is nice. Very nice.
Yeah! Garden State was pretty good, I thought. And, yes, Natalie Portman was very hot, even when she was young.
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Oh for the love of god, yes!I was attracted to her in that 'Beautiful Girls' movie.When she was like 12.I'm not sorry.
I was attracted to her in that Leon movie.When she was like 9.I'm not sorry either.
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All kidding aside, I have a couple of nieces that age. And I don't think that s.hit's funny...
You have a couple of hot nieces that age?:way too overeager face:
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story about broken toe...
One time i got insanely wasted at this bar that we can walk to from my friends house. While I was stumbling home, I decided it would be a good idea to run up this hill. About halfay up, I think I just passed out, mid-run. Next thing I know I'm on the ground with my hand smashed under my body. I was wasted, but I knew right away that I broke my hand. I went back to my friends house and passed out for the night. When I woke up, I was even more convinced my hand was broken, so I went to the hospital. Turns out I shattered my hand, breaking my index, middle, and ring fingers in several places, as well as some of the other bones in my hand. goodtimes.
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All kidding aside, I have a couple of nieces that age. And I don't think that s.hit's funny...
14+4 = 18legality is all I'm looking for9. no. no, thats not good.
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