kers2 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Have fun kids. I have way too much shitting to do today (not work, errands)Hokay peace out Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Have fun kids. I have way too much shitting to do today (not work, errands)Hokay peace outErrands = watch baseball? Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Holy hell, she is not ugly. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Have fun kids. I have way too much shitting to do today (not work, errands)Hokay peace outThis is poor. Piss-poor... Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I'm gonna change the subject here:Natalie PortmanI saw her in V for Vendetta this weekend and all I can say is goddamnit. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Holy hell, she is not ugly.she almost looks like she could be one of the olsen twins in that pic. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 This is poor. Piss-poor...well he did say errands not workmaybe the errands involve doing stuff that leads up to being lazy. that would be acceptable. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I'm gonna change the subject here:Natalie PortmanI saw her in V for Vendetta this weekend and all I can say is goddamnit.Oh for the love of god, yes!I was attracted to her in that 'Beautiful Girls' movie.When she was like 12.I'm not sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 well he did say errands not workmaybe the errands involve doing stuff that leads up to being lazy. that would be acceptable.i'm assuming this is the case. i also have to run some errands for work today, but you can bet your assing that i will be making superfluous stops and taking my sweet assing time. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Oh for the love of god, yes!I was attracted to her in that 'Beautiful Girls' movie.When she was like 12.I'm not sorry.I own that movie. and Garden State.Natalie Portman is nice. Very nice. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Oh for the love of god, yes!I was attracted to her in that 'Beautiful Girls' movie.When she was like 12.I'm not sorry.it's ok as long as given the choice you'd rather have sex with her how she is now rather than with the 12 year old body Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I'm having a really tough time drinking heavily both weekend nights. In college I could go Wednesday-Saturday no problem.Pretty sure I broke a toe stumbling around my apt. Saturday night.One spring morning a few years ago, I awoke on my front porch, no shoes or socks, and with one foot covered in blood. It strangely didn't hurt, so I dragged myself inside and went back to sleep.When I woke up again, the pain had arrived. My foot was bloody, swollen, throbbing, and I generally wished it was no longer attached to my leg. I got on the phone and called my friend, with whom I had been drinking the night before."Hey, do you have any idea why my foot is so sore? And where are my shoes and socks?""You decided you were so drunk that you should go for a walk. But you forgot to put your shoes on. You realized that in front of the neighbour's house, so you took your socks off and left them on the side of the road to keep them from getting dirty. Then a little while later you stubbed your toe on a boulder lining the road. That got you pretty mad so you kicked it as hard as you could. I'm pretty sure you broke your toe. Then you went home - I left you at the bottom of your driveway..."Morning, bitches! Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 it's ok as long as given the choice you'd rather have sex with her how she is now rather than with the 12 year old bodyof course.if she were my neighbor I wouldn't have hit on her or anything. But everytime I saw her I'd be like "I'll definitely be checking in with you in 8-10 years"... Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 of course.if she were my neighbor I wouldn't have hit on her or anything. But everytime I saw her I'd be like "I'll definitely be checking in with you in 3-4 years"...lets be honest here Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 you could have her come over and instead of measuring her height on her wall you could draw lines showing how she was filling out nicely Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I own that movie. and Garden State.Natalie Portman is nice. Very nice.Yeah! Garden State was pretty good, I thought. And, yes, Natalie Portman was very hot, even when she was young. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Oh for the love of god, yes!I was attracted to her in that 'Beautiful Girls' movie.When she was like 12.I'm not sorry.I was attracted to her in that Leon movie.When she was like 9.I'm not sorry either. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 lets be honest hereThat was my exact thought too.Goddamn, I feel like a dirty old man. Check the video at the bottom right. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 lets be honest hereAll kidding aside, I have a couple of nieces that age. And I don't think that s.hit's funny... Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Oh for the love of god, yes!I was attracted to her in that 'Beautiful Girls' movie.When she was like 12.I'm not sorry.She was 15 in Beautiful Girls. 12 in The Professional. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 All kidding aside, I have a couple of nieces that age. And I don't think that s.hit's funny...You have a couple of hot nieces that age?:way too overeager face: Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 All kidding aside, I have a couple of nieces that age. And I don't think that s.hit's funny...I think DirtyDutch will be making an appearance in this thread soon... Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 story about broken toe...One time i got insanely wasted at this bar that we can walk to from my friends house. While I was stumbling home, I decided it would be a good idea to run up this hill. About halfay up, I think I just passed out, mid-run. Next thing I know I'm on the ground with my hand smashed under my body. I was wasted, but I knew right away that I broke my hand. I went back to my friends house and passed out for the night. When I woke up, I was even more convinced my hand was broken, so I went to the hospital. Turns out I shattered my hand, breaking my index, middle, and ring fingers in several places, as well as some of the other bones in my hand. goodtimes. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 You have a couple of hot nieces that age?:way too overeager face:I've also got a louisville slugger that's just the perfect weight... Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 All kidding aside, I have a couple of nieces that age. And I don't think that s.hit's funny...14+4 = 18legality is all I'm looking for9. no. no, thats not good. Link to post Share on other sites
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