Hobbes 1 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Playing a bit out of position again, Nationals left fielder Alfonso Soriano starts a rare 7-6-3 double play on a ground ball hit between first and second.Red Sox slugger Manny Ramirez is arrested for masterminding a six-state crime ring. However, prosecutors refuse to file charges against the popular outfielder after his attorney explains it was just a case of "Manny being Manny."Red Sox consultant Bill James asks the team for a week off so he can attend a "Star Wars" convention. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Alex Rodriguez makes it to the final two in a tournament at an underground New York poker club with a huge chip lead, but blows it all and loses by repeatedly going all-in with 2-7 unsuited. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I have about 1700 of these. I was such a pussying in HS and had no clueI don't, really. I was a total lameass in HS and I seriously doubt any of those girls were carrying a torch for me to drop their panties. If they were, it's just further testament to how oblivious I was, cause I still don't have a clue. Actually, now that I consider further, there were a couple of girls who seemed interested (gotta remember we're going back 12-15 years) but I was too much of a loser to even make a stab at it. I was totally petrified in HS of asking a girl out, being shot down, and having everyone find out about it. Amazing how stupid you can be when you're a kid. I ignored them, they ignored me, que sera. After I hit 21 and realized just how easy it is to get laid when you're both drunk, it was a whole new world.oh. wow. and am I the only person in this thread who absolutely hates baseball?No, right there with you, but I'll tolerate it on opening day.Got a meeting to attend, see you later... Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I love that you felt you had to define thisI swear I thought the same thing. Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 The Yankees lose in Cleveland in the bottom of the ninth when the Indians' Travis Hafner tags up and scores from first on shallow fly ball to Johnny Damon.In a series against the White Sox, the Yankees are shut out on back-to-back nights by former Yankees Javier Vazquez and Jose Contreras. Everyone everywhere has a good laugh.With the trade deadline just five days away, the Yankees find someone to take the huge salaries of disappointing past acquisitions Carl Pavano and Jaret Wright off their hands, shipping the duo to Isiah Thomas and the Knicks in exchange for cash. Link to post Share on other sites
Trustno1 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I don't, really. I was a total lameass in HS and I seriously doubt any of those girls were carrying a torch for me to drop their panties. If they were, it's just further testament to how oblivious I was, cause I still don't have a clue. Actually, now that I consider further, there were a couple of girls who seemed interested (gotta remember we're going back 12-15 years) but I was too much of a loser to even make a stab at it. I was totally petrified in HS of asking a girl out, being shot down, and having everyone find out about it. Amazing how stupid you can be when you're a kid. I ignored them, they ignored me, que sera. After I hit 21 and realized just how easy it is to get laid when you're both drunk, it was a whole new world.No, right there with you, but I'll tolerate it on opening day.My high school life described exactlyNewbie < Idiot? Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Back to idiot stories...In high school our class was on a trip somewhere at the end of the year. One night I was in my hotel room watching game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals (Rangers-Canucks) while everyone else was out partying. Except one girl was in my room watching it with me. I was totally into the game and never even tried anything.The next day she told me she thought we would be better off just as friends.My reply was, "Wait, what?" Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Anyone her dig Rachel McAdams?I just watched wedding crashers about 3 weeks ago, first time I ever remember seeing her. She's looked insanely good in that movie. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Back to idiot stories...In high school our class was on a trip somewhere at the end of the year. One night I was in my hotel room watching game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals (Rangers-Canucks) while everyone else was out partying. Except one girl was in my room watching it with me. I was totally into the game and never even tried anything.The next day she told me she thought we would be better off just as friends.My reply was, "Wait, what?"Oh the humanity! Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I think he's ok as long as he doesn't actually marry an 8 year old.But as we now know, I'm not unbiased on this subject...and as long as he's not at the playground scouting for the future Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Oh the humanity!Getting dumped before you even realize the girl is interested in you is a weird experience. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Newbie < Idiot?Newbie = IdiotFACE!just kiddingand this thread has been as depressing as it has been entertaining today. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Back to idiot stories...In high school our class was on a trip somewhere at the end of the year. One night I was in my hotel room watching game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals (Rangers-Canucks) while everyone else was out partying. Except one girl was in my room watching it with me. I was totally into the game and never even tried anything.The next day she told me she thought we would be better off just as friends.My reply was, "Wait, what?"Best one yet.My personal favorite of the ones I did-I was 15 and on a training trip with my swim team. I was watching some TV by myself because the dude I was rooming with was nowhere to be found (hint #1). I heard a quiet knock on the door (hint #2). It was one of the girls on my team, asking me if she had left her room key in my room, which she had never been in (hint #3). I said "nope, good night" and shut the door. She went crying off and found someone else. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Back to idiot stories...In high school our class was on a trip somewhere at the end of the year. One night I was in my hotel room watching game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals (Rangers-Canucks) while everyone else was out partying. Except one girl was in my room watching it with me. I was totally into the game and never even tried anything.The next day she told me she thought we would be better off just as friends.My reply was, "Wait, what?"Well, it WAS the finals.But you could have at least given her a slap and a tickle during the intermission. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 That has me beat, best I did was 22-18. My best friend, who is 30, is currently dating an 18 year old. His brother, who is 32, is currently dating a 47 year old. Even though they are only two years apart, their girlfriends are almost 30 years apart.there was a couple I met this weekend, he was 59 and she was 24. Hopefully he is loaded. Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Well, it WAS the finals.Game 7 too. I also have a man-crush on Mark Messier.and this thread has been as depressing as it has been entertaining today.This thread is proof that any advice to high school girls on how to get guys that includes the words "clues" or "hints" is bad advice. Guys are oblivious. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Alright, in the interest of not discussing us being idiots in high school, which was easier to get some during/after- a high school trip or a high school dance? Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I just remembered a great one.I met this cool girl at a camp when I was 15. She was 14 and a Winona Ryder look-alike. For whatever reason she liked me enough to invite me to visit her at her house post-camp. So we're on the swing her backyard and her parents are nowhere around and she mentions how when she really likes a guy she bites them. Then she started playfully biting my shoulder. I had absolutely no idea what to do. So I continued to drone on about whatever irrelevant topic I was droning on about. I didn't so much as kiss her that day. Never got invited back, either. She was a stunningly beautiful girl, too.I wish I was making this up... Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I just remembered a great one.I met this cool girl at a camp when I was 15. She was 14 and a Winona Ryder look-alike. For whatever reason she liked me enough to invite me to visit her at her house post-camp. So we're on the swing her backyard and her parents are nowhere around and she mentions how when she really likes a guy she bites them. Then she started playfully biting my shoulder. I had absolutely no idea what to do. So I continued to drone on about whatever irrelevant topic I was droning on about. I didn't so much as kiss her that day. Never got invited back, either. She was a stunningly beautiful girl, too.I wish I was making this up...Does that mean you didn't know how to make a move or didn't know why she was biting your shoulder? Either way, that is pretty funny.Alright, in the interest of not discussing us being idiots in high school, which was easier to get some during/after- a high school trip or a high school dance?That depends, is there a major sporting event taking place during the trip? I would vote for the dance though. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I feel the pain every time I read one of these. What the hell is wrong with us?Well, at least I'm not the only idiot who's experienced this.I've never been to group therapy, but I think I've got an idea what it's like...This is depressing Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Does that mean you didn't know how to make a move or didn't know why she was biting your shoulder? Either way, that is pretty funny.Both. I really was that shy & awkward around girls when I was 15. It's depressing.Then I think about the 22 year old I'm dating right now and everything's alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 This is depressingno kiddingI'm instantly convinced that we're all morons Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 no kiddingI'm instantly convinced that we're all moronsSo should I stop with my stories? Because I have more... Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 alright alright alright....no, don't stop.they're depressing, but quite entertaining Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 So should I stop with my stories? Because I have more...Keep going. It may be depressing, but I am still laughing, in that sick and twisted we all suck kind of way. Link to post Share on other sites
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