El Guapo 8 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 guapo, can I go ahead and assume that these complaining parents were/are white? and that the majority of the children in the class were/are white?Hmm. The lady complaining about the ratio was at least half Indian (dot), if not full, her husband was white. The lady complaining about the sugar was dark skinned. I would guess she is like 3rd Generation Mexican, but not full.But you are correct the majority of the class are white. A lot of mixes though. I would say 50% full white. 50% partial white, partial some other race, whether it be Mexican. Indian, Asian, Black. Oh, there is one full blown Indian kid. His name is suraj and he looks and sounds just like this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJnvl1DFQ10Maybe a little darker. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 hmm, well it doesn't really work if they're not pretty much completely white, but it might still: next time you're together with them, ask them why they were only concerned about the male/female ratio and not about the utter lack of ethnic diversity represented in the class. note that "as a man with a latina wife (pronounce 'latina' in a very hispanic manner), I am deeply offended at your obviously racist omission of worry as to the racial makeup of our children's class." or some shit. then call 'em "faggot gooks" and storm off. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 hmm, well it doesn't really work if they're not pretty much completely white, but it might still: next time you're together with them, ask them why they were only concerned about the male/female ratio and not about the utter lack of ethnic diversity represented in the class. note that "as a man with a latina wife (pronounce 'latina' in a very hispanic manner), I am deeply offended at your obviously racist omission of worry as to the racial makeup of our children's class." or some shit. then call 'em "faggot gooks" and storm off.I don't think there are any Jews. So I could play that angle. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 well of course there aren't any jews guapo what kind of parent would you be? Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Heres a little tidbit from your uncle Beans...Guap already realizes this, but its a refresher for the rest of you lucky souls who dont have a child in schoolFirst off, public schools is much like politics. It comprises of thiefs, liars, wannabes, better-than-thous, shits dont stinks, and one out of a hundred that actually try......and thats just the teachersThe parents are much worseIve had several run-ins with both over the years. Very few people that Ive dealt with over my lifetime have ever pushed me to the point of doing jail time over. They all consist of teachers, principals, and parentsExample one:(phone call from fifth grade teacher)"Yeah""Mr. Icewater?""Yeah?""Im Mr. So-n-So that is your sons music teacher""Yeah""Well...as much as it pains me to contact you, I must inform you that your son gave me a condescending look during class today""What?""Well, I was instructing the class on the proper method of highlighting a.... (bla-bla-bla).... and he seemed disinterested in the topic""Ok""I then called his name and asked him for his thoughts on the matter""Yeah""He shrugged his shoulders and stated that he had no thoughts""Ok""I then informed him that in order to reap the rewards of the subject at had that he needed to look beyond the actual syllabus and form his own opinions to share with the rest of the class""Uh huh""It was at this point in the conversation that he shot me a condescending look""Alright""And this is why he is being sent home with an after school detention form""....Ok....so just what is that?""He is required to stay after class for one hour tomorrow""Ok....uh....you mean that the bus will have to wait an hour to bring him home?""...no, it means that you or his mother will have to come get him after school""I dont think so.... you are telling me that since my son gave you a look that you interpreted as telling you that you are full of shit.... (swing of beer).... that you are going to punish him for thinking that?""Well....I cannot....""Just hold on a minute.... from what you have just told me....you ARE full of shit"".....Im just...""Youre just what?......trying to suppress a kids thoughts on a subject that he has formed an educated opinion on?"(fifteen minutes of BS later)"Well, all I can tell you Mr. Icewater is that Zachary WILL be staying after school tomorrow" "Is that right?""Yes, it is"(Later that evening Beans instructs his son to go straight to the bus after last class)(Next day around noon)"Dad?""Yeah""The principal has me sitting in the lunchroom all day because I didnt stay after class yesterday" "Ill be right there"(twenty minutes later)"WHAT THE **** IS MY KID SITTING IN THE LUNCHROOM INSTEAD OF BEING IN CLASS FOR?""Well, he was supposed to stay after class....""I was the one that told him not to do that....you should try and punish me for that""....he was instructed...""Im the one that instructs my kid on what to do after school""Well... Im the one that told him to stay in the lunchroom""Really?""Yes""So you agree with the crazy teacher that gave him that punishment for no reason""I always hold up for my staff""Hmmm.... so you held up for the same bastard who also made sexual advances toward ----- daughter last year?"".....I think we are done here""The **** we are.... Ill tell you what.... Im getting my kid out of that ****in lunchroom and taking him home""....""And as a reward for putting up with your pedophile teacher and your sorry ass, Im taking him on a two day fishing trip""....""And if you EVER pull this kind of shit again with my son or me, Ill.... (Beans calms down before his mouth get the best of him).... lets just say that you'd better not"The kid and I had a very enjoyable fishing trip. We spent time below the Norfork dam catching trout and soaking in the scenery..."Dad...will I be in trouble for missing school?""Nah""What about the principal and my music teacher?""Dont worry about them""You took care of it?'"Lets just say that ole Dad has connections""Like when you has the school bus driver arrested?""You could say that....hey....you got a bite!"Most wont believe it, but its all trueIn other news, I got off the floor a couple hours ago feeling like a new man. Ill be outside spraying epoxy primer on a car hood under floodlights if anyone needs me Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 "And if you EVER pull this kind of shit again with my son or me, Ill.... (Beans calms down before his mouth get the best of him).... lets just say that you'd better not"in my head you were drinking beer throughout this whole exchange with the principal. without the canoflage. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 I'm on a hot streak, well, I would be, if I was still in middle school. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 in my head you were drinking beer throughout this whole exchange with the principal. without the canoflage.yeah, beans is never beerless in my mind's eyecongrats on the storm dissipating to a cat 2, seems like you might live now Link to post Share on other sites
CindyLou 11 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 yeah, beans is never beerless in my mind's eyeConcur. Just like you always have your smoking jacket on. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Concur. Just like you always have your smoking jacket on.Holy crap this made me laugh way way more than it should have.OK, so apparently I missed a great soccer practice last night. The mom named Beans apparently decide to dress down the coach in front of all the parents. (Must be something with the name). I guess he had all the kids who are 6 and 7 y/o standing around and one at a time doing a drill. This guys used to coach older kids and coached his son into College, and hes trying to coach these kids like they are on traveling competitive team or something. It's over 100 degrees out and these kids are hot and bored out of their minds. She lit him up (according to the counts of our MILFY neighbor who took our son to practice) for a good 10 minutes. I am interested to see the fallout. I was at home drinking Coronas and Margaritas while the MIL and wife cleaned and cooked. (I did the bbq)When I walked in the door my wife said "How do you know you live with a Mexican? - When you walk in the house it smells like tacos and pine sol"I really need a canoflage or two if I am going to continue going to these practices. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 congrats on the storm dissipating to a cat 2, seems like you might live nowoh I'm sure the roof'll still probably come off. but yeah, sucks about the not dying part though. guess I completely misjudged the size of this thing though. I need to cut the grass but I thought I'd have tonight and a few hours tomorrow morning before the rain started, but it looks like clouds from the outer bands are already here. maybe I should just listen to my "wwbd" bracelet and just mow through the hurricane. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 oh I'm sure the roof'll still probably come off. but yeah, sucks about the not dying part though. guess I completely misjudged the size of this thing though. I need to cut the grass but I thought I'd have tonight and a few hours tomorrow morning before the rain started, but it looks like clouds from the outer bands are already here. maybe I should just listen to my "wwbd" bracelet and just mow through the hurricane.You're about 6 beers behind if that's your plan Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Yeah, yesterday was a total loss as far as productivity is concerned...I figure that lunches at Arts need to be limited to one per weekAnd the feminine Beans did the correct maneuver. She has the right idea... When something smells like shit, throw a stink about it. If someone thinks you are being a dick about it, fineAt least you know they are one... Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 The mom named Beans apparently decide to dress down the coach in front of all the parents. (Must be something with the name). I guess he had all the kids who are 6 and 7 y/o standing around and one at a time doing a drill. This guys used to coach older kids and coached his son into College, and hes trying to coach these kids like they are on traveling competitive team or something. It's over 100 degrees out and these kids are hot and bored out of their minds.I know, right? This is soccer, not a real sport like tball. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Hey guys. So I made this takeover for Sprint that's playing today on NASCAR.com. I know, Shake. No one asked. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Hey guys. So I made this takeover for Sprint that's playing today on NASCAR.com. I know, Shake. No one asked.You did Danica Patrick's makeup?Oh takeover. You took over ESPN? Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Speaking of ESPN. I have been watching tennis and their is a smoking hot player named Cetkovska. It's lat int he game and she's hot and sweaty and well, I am liking tennis all of a sudden. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 You did Danica Patrick's makeup?Oh takeover. You took over ESPN?The ad that plays when you go to the website. It's called a takeover, because it takes over the whole page when you first open the site.ESPN? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Hey guys. So I made this takeover for Sprint that's playing today on NASCAR.com. I know, Shake. No one asked. The ad that plays when you go to the website. It's called a takeover, because it takes over the whole page when you first open the site.ESPN?It didn't play for me. Is there another way to view it? Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 It didn't play for me. Is there another way to view it?Bummer. If you delete your cookies and reload the page, it might work.The banner with the champagne bottle should still be there. I did that, too. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Bummer. If you delete your cookies and reload the page, it might work.The banner with the champagne bottle should still be there. I did that, too.I don't need any more steps between me and my NASCAR information thankyouverymuch Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Bummer. If you delete your cookies and reload the page, it might work.The banner with the champagne bottle should still be there. I did that, too.I think adblock is working against us here, because I don't see any ads at all. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 I think adblock is working against us here, because I don't see any ads at all.Yeah...um...adblock probably is the culprit. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 I don't need any more steps between me and my NASCAR information thankyouverymuchIt looks like this guy doesn't need $1,000,000. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Hey guys. So I made this takeover for Sprint that's playing today on NASCAR.com. I know, Shake. No one asked.aaaactually buddy roo, I saw you post this on facebook or twitter or something earlier and I was gonna try to remember to check it out when I got home.it's not doing the takeover for me either, but I gave you a click for good measure. I tell you, if there's only one thing that this hurricane has taught me, it's that you northerners are the hugest pussies in the entire world. OMG 70 MPH WINDS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE HOLD ME Link to post Share on other sites
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