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I with you... plus its free and already on the desktopIn other breaking news....(thirty minutes after things went black yesterday evening)"BEANS WAKE UP""huh""Can you hear me?""unfortunately""We have a situation""how much of the yard is on fire?""Not that...you have to go down to the jail""I didnt do it""Not this time... one of your buddies is in the hoosegow""which one?"edited"WHAT?""Yeah"Lemme tell you guys, it wasnt the first time Ive rescued someone from the iron bars while inebriated, but it certainly was the only time that the media was there for itThere have been at least three verified reports that I made it on the morning newsIll be in hiding if anyone needs me
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Hey Jubi, who's in so far? And when is the deadline?I need planning time.
Deadline I set I think was this weekend? I'm going to be out of town, however, so I'm going to extend to next weekend. We've only got 6 people in, including me, seven if I include Beans who hasn't PMd me "his" address yet.
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All I need is a glass of water to fart like a jack mule....Thank you, sir.... hes mighty proudIts a seasoning I purchased at the local Sams Club...not sure what it contains but it seems to work well on anything I sprinkle it onI actually grilled it pretty medium compared to most things....although it didnt have any "pink" to it. Hard to describe... venison has very little fat content so it tends to stick to the grill....I just flipped it a few times and shoveled it out. Who really knows....I was drunk for Gods sakeEverything is turning grey now...see you guys later
Nothing like a boys first buck. He'll remember that forever.Venison does stick really bad, like grilling fish. I'm sure you know this but it helps if the grill is VERY hot and I brush some oil on the meat before placing on the grill which also helps. Obviously cooks very quickly so ya don't want to be passing out while it's on the grill.Oh, and thanks for not being upset by my earlier critique.Ok, back into the shadows before brv gets his panties in a wad again....
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That's pretty great. Is there a plan yet? I guess if there is you should PM it, just in case. You never know who's watching.Ok, nobody's watching.
My problem at the moment is this: I like Hal (the friend of the ex-boyfriend) quite a bit. We're becoming better friends every day. If I use Hal to get to Colby, I'm a scumbag. To get to Colby, I need to use Hal.The information I have so far on Colby -- house location, car make/model, employment -- is all a direct result of my relationship with Hal, and everything that happens from here is fruit of the poisonous tree. Hal doesn't know what I'm planning, and he's not complicit in any way, nor will he be implicated, but... it somehow feels abusive. At this point, assuming I can get over this little ethical issue, the plan is as follows:1) Stake out Colby's place. Learn his routine, etc., specifically looking for a 3-hour, after-dark window during which he will be gone. 2) Enter his home undetected. 3) Destroy all his homemade DVDs.4) If I can gain access to his computer(s), incinerate all video files. If it is password protected -- or if I am uncertain that the job was done correctly -- destroy the computer.5) Leave an anonymous note explaining what happened, and the consequences if I ever find out he has backups. 6) Search his house/computer for something personal with which to ensure compliance. An address book, drugs, names, whatever; anything that he doesn't want someone to have or know. 7) Send J-Bone by the next day to make sure the message was delivered. I might just send J-Bone in my stead, in order to ensure that Jenny is further insulated. If I send J-Bone, I can make sure I'm alibied -- the perfect situation would be hanging out with Hal, I suppose -- but I want to make sure the job gets done, and this is a pretty low-risk situation. At this point, I'm acting as a Pragmatist and not as a Justicar, but that might change.
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When I was about 23 I was managing a bar, heavy metal bands, but still halfway nice. Anyway, there was girl that came in a few times that I had seen around before that I was dying to meet, (screw like mad). Great looking and fantastic body, so yeah, out of my league. She was at the bar and I wooed her with my witty repartie and smooth conversation, along with a half dozen Gin and dash of tonics. I ended up taking her home and luckily she must not have remembered alot because she agreed to see me again. On about the 4th date we were hanging at my house alone and she went through the video collection and found porn... Shit more later...
Where was I? Oh yeah, (snicker), so she found a couple porn tapes, (vcr type, the rest of the collection was in my closet), and got excited and asked to watch! I was like, "holy fucking cow did I hit the jackpot! She smoked pot, drank and liked porn. What's a guy not to like? Well, I have to admit a Shake like thought entered my mind about her being a dirty little whore, but well, that only made it better. So the next night she was over again, only my roommate was there. She starting talking about how we watched the porn and he jumped up and put it in again. I didn't want to be a prude and say that I didn't want to watch it with her AND HIM, so I settled on the couch with her next to me. We got high, and were all remarking on the "action" and such. He kept giving me the "eyebrow's raised look" wandering if we were going to tag team her and I kept hsaking my head. I mean, C'mon, I like this girl. She was just a free spirited, liberal hot chick. Who was I too judge? Well, she started getting a little restless on the couch so I took her to the bedroom. The next day, or well, the next week my roomie kept saying she wanted it and would have done it. This was starting to get depressing, because as much as I denied it, I kinda knew he was probably right.So, we see each other a few more times, much of the same, a few dates out to bars and stuff. I am realizing that she probably isn't the settling down type of material and I did have a young son. (No, he didn't watch porn) But damn, she was hot and fun and I wasn't letting reason get in the way. Then my roomie and I went out a Saturday afternoon while she was working and stopped by one of his friends house. We went to one of his friends house to get some pot. This guy lived in his mom's basement, though it was a nice house. So as we are hanging in his basement these guys start passing out pics of "you know who" naked. He starts telling us that he didn't care, it was some tramp he dated and they recently broke up. He was calling her a dirty whore, tramp slut, etc..... I never said a word. I never asked her out again. Hi Wang!
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(had to look up Justicar)I think we need to know a couple things before you proceed:1. Are you still with Jenny?2. If you are not still with Jenny, are you planning to get back with Jenny?3. Will you "owe" J-Bone, or will he do this because he likes it?

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(had to look up Justicar)I think we need to know a couple things before you proceed:1. Are you still with Jenny?2. If you are not still with Jenny, are you planning to get back with Jenny?3. Will you "owe" J-Bone, or will he do this because he likes it?
1) Not at the moment, no. 2) I'm not sure, really. I'm less upset than I thought I would be about the break up. Regardless, I'd like to get this all handled before addressing our relationship, if there's anything left.3) That's not the right question, really. If you're asking whether I will be somehow beholden to J for helping me, here, the answer is an unequivocal "no."
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This is a pretty low-risk situation.
No dude, it's not. Breaking and entering, theft, destruction of private property...not worth it. You should be going as basic as possible. Send J-Bone to the guys house to have a conversation. In that conversation, J should very nicely and firmly inform the guy that he will hand over the DVD, any copies, and let J watch while he deletes all his video files. J should also inform the guy that he obviously knows a lot about him, and has eyes on him that he will never know about, so he will find out if he did in fact keep any version of the video, and that would not end well.
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No dude, it's not. Breaking and entering, theft, destruction of private property...not worth it. You should be going as basic as possible. Send J-Bone to the guys house to have a conversation. In that conversation, J should very nicely and firmly inform the guy that he will hand over the DVD, any copies, and let J watch while he deletes all his video files. J should also inform the guy that he obviously knows a lot about him, and has eyes on him that he will never know about, so he will find out if he did in fact keep any version of the video, and that would not end well.
Tough to prove. I'll think about it, though. If he calls the cops, what's he going to say? "Hey, somebody deleted my homemade pornography collection!"
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Tough to prove. I'll think about it, though. If he calls the cops, what's he going to say? "Hey, somebody deleted my homemade pornography collection!"
I'm not saying they're going to go all CSI to catch you, but yeah, if you steal/destroy his DVDs and have to destroy his computer, he may very well call the cops to at least put in an insurance claim on that shit. But that's not even my point...you're not ****ing Dexter here, and random shit can happen, so it's very possible for a neighbor to see you break in, to notice lights are on and someone's rummaging around, to see flashlights, etc., or for the guy or someone else to happen to come home early and catch you in the act. Not. Worth. It. Just send J-Bone over for a pleasant chat, no overt threats, and have him collect everything you need while scaring the living shit out of the guy, which is really half the point anyway. Stealing his shit while he's out doesn't punish him as much as having him piss his pants in broad daylight. And, in that case, he sure as hell ain't calling the cops to say someone made him destroy evidence of a homemade sextape.
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1) Not at the moment, no. 2) I'm not sure, really. I'm less upset than I thought I would be about the break up. Regardless, I'd like to get this all handled before addressing our relationship, if there's anything left.3) That's not the right question, really. If you're asking whether I will be somehow beholden to J for helping me, here, the answer is an unequivocal "no."
Let me tell you this, from experience, the longer you wait to address the relationship, the less chance you have in it working out. Also, I would assume whatever happens to Colby would get back to Jenny and you would not look like Sir Lancelot, but like a meddling bully that (to quote you quoting Jenny) "knows what's best for everyone else".I get your thug friends confused, so I wasn't sure if this was the other bookie guy that makes you "owe" him.
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the whole thing is pointless. even if you destroy the video, it won't unbang your girlfriend. she made it, and people have seen it. so if you feel you must do something then do something just as pointless and have your "buddy" beat the piss out of him. just bust his face right the fuck up. and after the beating, as he lays there bleeding and crying, you walk up, and you tell him that he shouldnt treat a lady like that, especially a lady you care about. then you crack him once more and walk away. or you could do nothing. that's probably what i would do.

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Let me tell you this, from experience, the longer you wait to address the relationship, the less chance you have in it working out. Also, I would assume whatever happens to Colby would get back to Jenny and you would not look like Sir Lancelot, but like a meddling bully that (to quote you quoting Jenny) "knows what's best for everyone else".
I don't see how she could ever find out it was him.
the whole thing is pointless. even if you destroy the video, it won't unbang your girlfriend. she made it, and people have seen it.
I think the point, aside from punishment, is to keep more people from seeing it, and just in case he ever decided to put it up on any of the amateur porn sites. And, honestly, who wants a video like that, of someone he cares about, to even exist?
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I think the point, aside from punishment, is to keep more people from seeing it, and just in case he ever decided to put it up on any of the amateur porn sites. And, honestly, who wants a video like that, of someone he cares about, to even exist?
i get that. and if he feels that anyone else seeing it would be a terrible thing, then get it and destroy it. i'm just not sure it will make him feel better. she still did it. you'll always know she did. and so will the other guy. you know she's been dicked down before you, just because you destroy the video evidence doesnt mean it never happened. but i get it. you want some revenge. you want some closure for her on this thing. then get it. or dont. i dont know anymore.
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