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Look, I'd be the first guy in line to purchase a tiny (and I mean miniscule) serengeti so I could watch some action, but what the hell is a solitary rhino going to do for me? They aren't particularly friendly, the thing would just stand around, eat, poop, and look kind of cool.
Maybe they'd be more playful if people didn't just run away screaming all the time. I assume that's the natural reaction to encountering a rhino.If some company genetically engineered cats to remain as kittens, would you be on board?
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Maybe they'd be more playful if people didn't just run away screaming all the time. I assume that's the natural reaction to encountering a rhino.
Oh, and flailing arms. I imagine some flailing arms are in play too.
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If some company genetically engineered cats to remain as kittens, would you be on board?
Part of the kitten appeal is the personality, which I'd assume is impossible to genetically maintain without making the animal mentally handicapped, which is a wee bit unethical in my book. I'm in the minority of people that think full grown cats are awesome in their own right, so no, I wouldn't want a genetically engineered kitten. Besides, like I said, I'm not a tiny animal person in general...when I get a dog it'll be at least 50 pounds, and in my life I'm sure I'll adopt a dog or two that's will into the triple digits. Frankly, instead of your kitten thing, I'd prefer a bigger cat, but any feline over 20 pounds (without being obese) just doesn't belong inside a house.
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Alright, what if you could take a small animal and...make it bigger?!?! Then what would you choose?Imagine a duck.Now imagine a duck the size of an ostrich! OMG!

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Part of the kitten appeal is the personality, which I'd assume is impossible to genetically maintain without making the animal mentally handicapped, which is a wee bit unethical in my book. I'm in the minority of people that think full grown cats are awesome in their own right, so no, I wouldn't want a genetically engineered kitten. Besides, like I said, I'm not a tiny animal person in general...when I get a dog it'll be at least 50 pounds, and in my life I'm sure I'll adopt a dog or two that's will into the triple digits. Frankly, instead of your kitten thing, I'd prefer a bigger cat, but any feline over 20 pounds (without being obese) just doesn't belong inside a house.
I think adult cats are pretty awesome as well. let's be friends.
Alright, what if you could take a small animal and...make it bigger?!?! Then what would you choose?Imagine a duck.Now imagine a duck the size of an ostrich! OMG!
I am terrified of a goose the size of an ostrich. I've heard ostriches are some mean mofos but can you imagine the aggression of a goose packed into pretty much anything that represents a threat to a human?
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Heh. If you could have a miniature animal as a pet, what would it be?
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Alright, what if you could take a small animal and...make it bigger?!?!
Hmm. Is this to live in my house as a pet?
I think adult cats are pretty awesome as well. let's be friends.
I'll have to think about it.
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Alright, what if you could take a small animal and...make it bigger?!?! Then what would you choose?Imagine a duck.Now imagine a duck the size of an ostrich! OMG!
But what if the elephants were twice as large?
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I looked into getting a squid for an aquarium. they looked like boring pets.

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I know speedz is not that old, and maybe I didn't phrase it correct, but the majority of my friends were married off in their mid 20's. I have not had a good bachelor party in a while. So I guess I am a little jealous. Small Animal = Gorrila. It would be like my own tiny little Hulk Action figure, only real.Big Animal = Rhino Sized Guinea Pig?

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Look, I'd be the first guy in line to purchase a tiny (and I mean miniscule) serengeti so I could watch some action, but what the hell is a solitary rhino going to do for me? They aren't particularly friendly, the thing would just fucking charge your ass.
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