zimmer4141 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 You're typing in full, legible sentences.Drink more.I woudld if thewere was more, but we're out. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I woudld if thewere was more, but we're out.Well that's no good.I'm going to have another beer now.:yes I said that just to rub it in face: Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 umm i guess weekend update time for me:went to the casino a couple times, making sure to get out of the house so my landlord would finish my room. he didn't. got semi-drunk a couple times with friends, had some fun. met a couple new girls - very funny cute brunettes, definitely my type. both friends of good friends, so will be pursuing. still not sure where to poke my weiner, but all in good time.probably going on a mini road trip from tuesday to thursday with best friend. should be pretty fun, and will see some of the country i've never seen.also, decided that my new roommate definitely sleeps with the light on. i don't mean a little night-light or anything, but full-blown lights on.summary of roommate so far:- watched bootlegged opera at 9am on his laptop- studied in common room with tv on from 11am-3pm, even though school is not back in yet- sleeps with light onfinally, haven't jerked off in a week, and going on a 3-day road trip soon. watching porn now though, so the streak might end. i'd kind of like to keep it going though.oh, and welcome to the new people. bacon, your story sucked, but i'll chalk it up to drunkenness since you seemed funny before. ksu, pretend i said something nice here to nudge up the show-us-your-boobs-o-meter.yeah, i'm kind of drunk. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 8 User(s) are reading this topic (5 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: therrinn, Lolli, Napa_DonWELLLL HEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOONijce b ookts!!! (I'kd say shoes but ur foem minnnesoda eh' and theyt were boogts in there and not shoes" I know these thing"S"_)THHHHHE CHAJMMPPP IS HERER~! Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 i offered somebody 20 butkc s to go get some jimmy johnnss subss cause they're awesome and hunfgyr as fuc.k but they wouldn't cause its 1 am but i took the pizza out o fmy roooommate fridge an dam cooking it, fuc.ck him he ddin't get me mjjimmy johns Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Damn, my drunk posts are nowhere near as funny as napas but Lorri isdg still freakin hot. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Damn, my drunk posts are nowhere near as funny as napas but Lorri isdg still freakin hot.Quoted for Motherfucking Truth.Lori = hot. So hot.I'm getting a little drunk myself. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 THHHHHE CHAJMMPPP IS HERER~!Oh no you di'int!!! :finger snaps and headwaves: Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Oh no you di'int!!! :finger snaps and headwaves:****, everyone else in my yousse us passed out so i gotta wpasass out tooLater veveryone, Lori if uoure ever in the Annn Arvor Area and want a quickie let me know, I probably won't last too long. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 ****, everyone else in my yousse us passed out so i gotta wpasass out tooLater veveryone, Lori if uoure ever in the Annn Arvor Area and want a quickie let me know, I probably won't last too long.poser Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 damn... black eyed peas on now... someone told me the lead singer chick pisses her pants while on stage so now that's all I can think about. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I'm terrified, and fully aroused Link to post Share on other sites
therrinn 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I need to stop playing hands near the bubble.Dealt to therrinn [ Jh Ac ]fender841 folds.cmscms111 folds.edman49 folds.therrinn raises [3600].lauraw8 folds.irishsinnott calls [3600].ChesapeakeCS folds.Hollowace folds.cwings folds.** Dealing Flop ** [ Qc, Jd, Qd ]therrinn bets [5000].irishsinnott raises [10000].therrinn is all-In [14611]irishsinnott will be using his time bank for this hand.irishsinnott calls [9611].** Dealing Turn ** [ 9s ]** Dealing River ** [ Td ]irishsinnott shows [ Ah, 8h ] a straight, eight to queen.therrinn shows [ Jh, Ac ] two pairs, queens and jacks.irishsinnott wins 48672 chips from the main pot with a straight, eight to queen.Player therrinn finished in 91 place Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Good God I'm drunk.Why isn't Renae or Lori or Cindy here so I have someone to e-flirt with? bollocks. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 irishsinnott shows [ Ah, 8h ] a straight, eight to queen.therrinn shows [ Jh, Ac ] two pairs, queens and jacks.irishsinnott wins 48672 chips from the main pot with a straight, eight to queen.Player therrinn finished in 91 placeMinds boggle. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 How can you not have an artistic friend? I thought everyone has an artistic friend, a fat friend, and an asshole friend.And you're making a tiki room. You passed cheesy a long time ago.all of my friends are number 3. and me too.damn... black eyed peas on now... someone told me the lead singer chick pisses her pants while on stage so now that's all I can think about.Yeah, I think it was a one time thing though. Don't know of any current plans of making it part of the show.Liked the story, although I have to admit I was hoping for a much worse ending. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 i offered somebody 20 butkc s to go get some jimmy johnnss subss cause they're awesome and hunfgyr as fuc.k but they wouldn't cause its 1 am but i took the pizza out o fmy roooommate fridge an dam cooking it, fuc.ck him he ddin't get me mjjimmy johnsJimmy Johns is the shit. They deliver in Lawrence, and are also open until like 2AM. Oh, how I love napa drunk posts. I can remember playing poker last night while drunk, but I didn't know how I did until I checked my account today. Apparently the 2/4 HORSE went well! +4 bets, baby. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Crocodile HunterSo the crocodile hunter finally died, but it wasnt from a crocodile.A stingray got him while filming "Oceans Deadliest"So sad Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...c=73499&hl=the new couch thread? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Crocodile HunterSo the crocodile hunter finally died, but it wasnt from a crocodile.A stingray got him while filming "Oceans Deadliest"So sadvery sad. rip Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...&hl=hedgingi'm in Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 bored? Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 bored?yes thank you.actually heading out now to plan my road trip, then hitting the casino. Link to post Share on other sites
raw_bacon 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Damn, Danny was right my story was no good. Anyway this morning a girl was driving me back to my place and we stop at a gas station because I want to buy some chips, I walk in to the store and the whole damn place has been cleaned out like hurricane juan was coming or something, whatever so I grab the last bag of doritos and go pay. Apparently I'm not even the drunkest person in the store because the guy ahead of me is wasted. I laugh at his drunken attempts at math and go on my way, I get out to the car ready to tell my story and I get trumped. The drunk guy got into my friend's Kia thinking he was getting into his truck. Aahhh I'll have what he's having thanks.p.s. Danny can you explain why everyone in halifax thinks keith's is the greatest invention ever? Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Well, due to other scholarships I just found out that I'm being paid $1000 to go to college this semester. Link to post Share on other sites
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