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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I wasn't referring to wanting a picture as much as the cutesy (re: gay in the bad way) comment about her being better than him at poker.Adam, you know as well as I do that men are better than women at everything.
I say it in front of her, it may not necessarily be true but it's certainly getting there. She has a ton of talent at poker, the only thing she doesn't possess is a lot of self-confidence. As far as her being better than me, results speak for themselves and she made more money in Vegas at poker than I did (she also holds the points lead in our home game). She just lost more at blackjack and the hold em' game, so the end results balanced out almost identically (both down $500ish at the end of the trip). When we play with something on the line (heads up in the home game, or at the same table for $$$), I almost always beat her, but against similar opponents she has better results than I do. She's much better at keeping her head on straight, I have a tendency to tilt fairly easily.
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72:28... I loseAnything not go your way there Cowboy?
See my story from last monday. I like to stick with the extremes of terrible and fantastic. Mediocrity is for people outside of texas.I'm not really *that* guy
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Thanks guys, glad you all enjoyed it. Habs, I don't blame you a bit, she's pretty awesome as far as significant others go. The only girl I know that won't complain that you're paying more attention to a poker game on vacation than to her. I haven't shown a picture of her, because she's a pretty private person and would be seriously pissed if I did. Also, she knows I hang out here a lot so I can't hide behind the "how would she ever find out" self-argument. Blonde, blue-eyes, pretty, and way the fuck out of my league, if that helps. She's gotten better at poker than I am though, so clearly she'll have to go soon.
Great trip report, Adam. Glad you had a good time. Can I have Casey's #? I think I'm in love with her too.
Hey at least you didnt have to deal with Army or Oklahoma girls from 18-22.
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Great trip report, Adam. Glad you had a good time. Can I have Casey's #? I think I'm in love with her too.
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it. I'll try to get her to partake in the next FCP trip, if/when it happens. She thinks I'm weird for having e-friends though, so that may be a tough sell. If we don't go, you guys definitely have to hit up that O'Sheas place next time. The whole time I was there I was thinking "How insane would this place be if the Sickies and Army was in town?"You know you're in a fun casino when the floor manager sits down to deal at your table...lol.
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Thanks MK. Now people are looking at me funny.:have to learn the laughing hard on the inside, quietly on the outside face...face:
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I say it in front of her, it may not necessarily be true but it's certainly getting there. She has a ton of talent at poker, the only thing she doesn't possess is a lot of self-confidence. As far as her being better than me, results speak for themselves and she made more money in Vegas at poker than I did (she also holds the points lead in our home game). She just lost more at blackjack and the hold em' game, so the end results balanced out almost identically (both down $500ish at the end of the trip). When we play with something on the line (heads up in the home game, or at the same table for $$$), I almost always beat her, but against similar opponents she has better results than I do. She's much better at keeping her head on straight, I have a tendency to tilt fairly easily.
You know what's a good time? Playing heads up for sexual favors/other negotiables. Drunk.
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In my new place the closet is the size of the entire wall and it's basically one huge mirror.I may or may not have paused mid-bang to open the lights and check the action out in the mirror during our prima nocte saturday.

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Do you guys find it difficult to put together many winning sessions in a row? This has been a big problem for me recently. I'm kind of spinning my wheels. While still showing a profit, I usually have one big winning session followed by two or more small losing sessions. I can never seem to put together a string of wins. When I played smaller games this wasn't a problem at all. I forget the exact number now, but at bi-weekly homegame a couple years ago I didn't have a losing session for about four or five months. Do any of you have ideas about what my problem(s) could be?

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I would eat at home more often if there was a grocery store in town that delivered like some of the ones I've heard of in other cities. It's not even about the time investment to go to the store. I'll just feel like so much of a fucking tool, walking around with my shopping cart, deciding whether to spend the extra dollar for the brown eggs. I want to pay someone else to make these decisions for me.I really don't want to put on pants today, either.

Do you guys find it difficult to put together many winning sessions in a row? This has been a big problem for me recently. I'm kind of spinning my wheels. While still showing a profit, I usually have one big winning session followed by two or more small losing sessions. I can never seem to put together a string of wins. When I played smaller games this wasn't a problem at all. I forget the exact number now, but at bi-weekly homegame a couple years ago I didn't have a losing session for about four or five months. Do any of you have ideas about what my problem(s) could be?
Leglock. You need to bend your legs more.
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