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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Also, based on her interests alone, I think i'm in love with your fiancée. Sorry.
I think his fiancee should seek advice from Lori, or just read that part of the thread.has he shown a picture of her?
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Someday we need to organize a true Sick Thread trip, it would be a great time.
That would be a gas.
My head hurts.
Raise your hand if you hate Tuesdays after a long weekend much as I do?
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Huh? What are you rambling about now?
Habs said he was in love with adams fiancee. Does this not resemble a certain situation you were in not 1 week ago?And raw bacon I see youre hanging around were going to need a sexually embarrassing story asap
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Awesome trip report AdamNice comeback also from Black Saturday - I also saw that Hold-em table game when I was in Reno but didn't play it.Health info for the day:Shaving less than once a day could increase a man's risk of having a stroke by around 70%, researchers have found, according to the BBC. The link between needing to shave infrequently and stroke risk emerged from a 20-year study of over 2,000 men aged 45-59 in Caerphilly, South Wales, the article said.

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I think his fiancee should seek advice from Lori, or just read that part of the thread.has he shown a picture of her?
Thanks guys, glad you all enjoyed it. Habs, I don't blame you a bit, she's pretty awesome as far as significant others go. The only girl I know that won't complain that you're paying more attention to a poker game on vacation than to her. I haven't shown a picture of her, because she's a pretty private person and would be seriously pissed if I did. Also, she knows I hang out here a lot so I can't hide behind the "how would she ever find out" self-argument. Blonde, blue-eyes, pretty, and way the fuck out of my league, if that helps. She's gotten better at poker than I am though, so clearly she'll have to go soon.
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Afternoon everyone.My Poli. Sci. class got cancelled, so only one class and three meetings today.Nice trip BTW Adam.

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Thanks guys, glad you all enjoyed it. Habs, I don't blame you a bit, she's pretty awesome as far as significant others go. The only girl I know that won't complain that you're paying more attention to a poker game on vacation than to her. I haven't shown a picture of her, because she's a pretty private person and would be seriously pissed if I did. Also, she knows I hang out here a lot so I can't hide behind the "how would she ever find out" self-argument. Blonde, blue-eyes, pretty, and way the fuck out of my league, if that helps. She's gotten better at poker than I am though, so clearly she'll have to go soon.
Spoken like a man who knows she might be reading this thread to see his trip report.
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Spoken like a man who knows she might be reading this thread to see his trip report.
youre not kidding, why dont you just ask her if you can post a pic of the two of you. As for out of your league what is she from CT?
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Spoken like a man who knows she might be reading this thread to see his trip report.
QFT, and disappointing.but i know you'll post one later on the DL when she's not reading, so i'll let it slide for now and remind you later
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Today is orientation and tomorrow is my son's first full day as a 1st grader. Yay!
so you've got a few lines set up for when you get back from dropping him off, right? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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No, I'm being dead serious. I'm not saying they're all really ugly, just saying most aren't all that attractive.
As a University of Chicago alum, I absolutely hate you right now. You have no idea how ridiculously lucky you are in terms of the hotness of the girls. At least your motto isn't "where the squirrels are cuter than the girls".
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As a University of Chicago alum, I absolutely hate you right now. You have no idea how ridiculously lucky you are in terms of the hotness of the girls. At least your motto isn't "where the squirrels are cuter than the girls".
Definition of a real bad beat.
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As a University of Chicago alum, I absolutely hate you right now. You have no idea how ridiculously lucky you are in terms of the hotness of the girls. At least your motto isn't "where the squirrels are cuter than the girls".
Hey at least you didnt have to deal with Army or Oklahoma girls from 18-22.Remember someone always has it worse. Although I did have a girl propose to me when I was 19 and she was going to school 45 min from me. Since then she has failed out of 3 colleges and the last I heard living with her parents waitressing. good thing I said no huh?
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Since then she has failed out of 3 colleges and the last I heard living with her parents waitressing. good thing I said no huh?
Your rejection obv started her downward spiral. wp.
As a University of Chicago alum, I absolutely hate you right now. You have no idea how ridiculously lucky you are in terms of the hotness of the girls. At least your motto isn't "where the squirrels are cuter than the girls".
(12:01:06) bizzle: i went to a school where the male female ratio was 68:32
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male:female ratio at baylor was fantastic, 40:60 or so, and even better when you take out the comp sci guys that voluntarily lived on campus and never left their building. The girls were smoking too, a lot of daughters of rich southern businessmen and their trophy wives.

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youre not kidding, why dont you just ask her if you can post a pic of the two of you. As for out of your league what is she from CT?
QFT, and disappointing. (lemon juice)
I wasn't referring to wanting a picture as much as the cutesy (re: gay in the bad way) comment about her being better than him at poker.Adam, you know as well as I do that men are better than women at everything.
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I wasn't referring to wanting a picture as much as the cutesy (re: gay in the bad way) comment about her being better than him at poker.Adam, you know as well as I do that men are better than women at everything.
Except for bitching about stuff.:Dog I hope my GF doesn't read this face:
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