speedz99 145 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 I'm really annoyed. This tiki room is harder and more expensive to put together than I thought. Does anyone know where I can find some cheap bamboo beaded curtains and a small tiki bar. Or maybe a hammock that will fit in a 12 foot room (most stands are 15 feet).I'm thinking about painting the top half of my walls blue and the bottom brown. Then I'll cover the bottom half with thatching or bamboo fencing if I can find any. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 I'm thinking about painting the top half of my walls blue and the bottom brown. Then I'll cover the bottom half with thatching or bamboo fencing if I can find any.Get your artistic friend to paint a beach-ocean scene around the room, so it feels like you are on an island. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Get your artistic friend to paint a beach-ocean scene around the room, so it feels like you are on an island.I'm instantly wishing that I had an artistic friend. Then again, I think most murals are pretty cheesy.I just saw the WSOP episode with DN and the burned kid. Remind me to never again make fun of DN for anything. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 I'm instantly wishing that I had an artistic friend. Then again, I think most murals are pretty cheesy.How can you not have an artistic friend? I thought everyone has an artistic friend, a fat friend, and an asshole friend.And you're making a tiki room. You passed cheesy a long time ago. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 How can you not have an artistic friend? I thought everyone has an artistic friend, a fat friend, and an asshole friend.And you're making a tiki room. You passed cheesy a long time ago.It's fun when you have one friend who's all three. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 How can you not have an artistic friend? I thought everyone has an artistic friend, a fat friend, and an asshole friend.And you're making a tiki room. You passed cheesy a long time ago.I don't have a fat friend either (unless you count this thread) athough I have many asshole friends...but I hear you about the cheesy thing. Link to post Share on other sites
ksukitty 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Hey MisterB I finally got here...Most of my embarrassing stories are from my college years. They usually start out with what's the harm in a few jello shots and end with me trying to get through class with a hangover.There was the one time my baby set off the medal detactors at the airport so they had to do a full patdown. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Hey Biz...with a sightly below avg stack in the second level...2, 5 in big blind with three limpers2 5 9 flopbet half pot and two callersturn 7bet half pot, one call, button goes all incall off the rest of my stack (still 22 bb's)?and should i have been betting the full pot? Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Hey Biz...with a sightly below avg stack in the second level...2, 5 in big blind with three limpers2 5 9 flopbet half pot and two callersturn 7bet half pot, one call, button goes all incall off the rest of my stack (still 22 bb's)?and should i have been betting the full pot?Alright, in reverse-I almost never bet more than 3/4ths of the pot. I almost always bet between 1/2 and 3/4ths of the pot.The caller doesn't really worry me. The button definitely does. I would say his range includes sets and hands like 76 and 98 where he has a pair and a draw. A smaller buyin widens his range to include hands like A9, K9, and Q9. If this was online and the buyin is less than $30, I could justify a call. If the buyin is $30 or over, I could justify a fold. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Hey MisterB I finally got here...Most of my embarrassing stories are from my college years. They usually start out with what's the harm in a few jello shots and end with me trying to get through class with a hangover.There was the one time my baby set off the medal detactors at the airport so they had to do a full patdown.Tell them about the time you went to an inferior college with a crappy mascott.buh-zing! (welcome to the sick thread) Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 buh-zing!makes me giggle every time.thanks biz...it was a $20 buyin but I folded. i'm ok with the fold, i just wanted to make sure I was betting the right amounts, and it sounds like i was in the right range. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Hey Matt. See if you can find a hammock chair, it hangs from the ceiling and is super comfy plus will save you alot of room.I was thinking about that, thanks. If I go with the futon and don't get a bar I'll go with the hammock chair. Link to post Share on other sites
raw_bacon 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Okay, I just returned from watching the university team play an exhibition because I had a meeting after, apparently my soccer team is going to the island games next summer in Greece, whatever I'll believe it when I see it. Not a total waste of time since it gave me an excuse to use my flask given to me by a friend which has engravings that declare me the greatest preflop player ever.Anyway I have been racking my brain trying to find a story to tell but I got nothing, so I thought I would offer this up and hope it will do. In my mind this hilarious but I'm a bad story teller so who knows.I was at a local poker tourney, all my friends had been eliminated early and had already left so when it was over I was walking home by myself when a car pulled up and asked for directions. The car was a mercedes and the driver was a male in his mid 30's. He asked for directions for a hotel that was literally two blocks away and I gave them to him, he then proceeded to invite me back to his room for booze and apparently women. Now I'm not gonna lie I pride myself on my gadar but this was a no brainer, he was gay and was trying to seduce me. I hadn't had nearly enough alcohol to fall for his bullshit so I sent him on his way.Anyway the next sunday I call my brother to ask him if anything exciting happened and he tells me this bad beat story about some guy who promised him booze and women but failed to deliver so my brother told him off and left as he finishes telling the story I ask did he drive a mercedes, he just goes quiet for a minute and says how did you know?I don't know I thought it was hilarious but if it sucked I'm just gonna blame it on the philosopher kings. Seriously how does a province with a population of 150,000ish get the black eyed peas to perform. Strange.For people that wondered about my name it's actually my real name which is Rob Atkin if you say it fast it's raw bacon. It's pretty sweet to share your nickname with the pig from Varsity Blues.Anyway long post I know...I'm drunk since everyone thinks the concert is an excuse to get drunk and go out...bah who needs excuses. Link to post Share on other sites
ksukitty 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Tell them about the time you went to an inferior college with a crappy mascott.buh-zing! (welcome to the sick thread)Awww...and what a welcome. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Awww...and what a welcome. I was totally setting you up to say something like, "Yeah, that was when I did my orientation at KU and decided to go to K-state"There are a few rules here, one of which is that you can't use the smilies. Self-written ones like :wishing there were more boob pics posted around here: are acceptable.A snippet of chat from me and my brother:(17:37:59) Jeff: I'm sick of playing stud hi and omaha hi/lo(17:38:12) Jeff: so in horse games what I do is completely sit out stud hi and only play to the blinds in O8(17:38:14) Jeff: it's ingenious(17:38:24) Chris: ok(17:38:36) Jeff: sometimes I forget to sit out during stud hi and end up playing razz for like 12 hands Link to post Share on other sites
raw_bacon 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 haha plans solidified drunk friend called from concert..."time to break out the pitcher face" damn don't know how to do that Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 *** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to BillyBizzle [Kd Kh]tinkertoo: calls 200BillyBizzle: raises 700 to 900ribe7278: calls 900jwill201: folds bradjohn: folds actnjksn1: calls 900potpro: folds Othello: folds jonzo: folds tinkertoo: calls 700*** FLOP *** [7s Th Qh]tinkertoo: checks BillyBizzle: bets 2400ribe7278: raises 2345 to 4745 and is all-inactnjksn1: folds tinkertoo: folds BillyBizzle: calls 2345 and is all-in*** TURN *** [7s Th Qh] [6d]*** RIVER *** [7s Th Qh 6d] [8s]*** SHOW DOWN ***BillyBizzle: shows [Kd Kh] (a pair of Kings)ribe7278: shows [7h 7c] (three of a kind, Sevens)ribe7278 collected 13480 from potGo kings. Link to post Share on other sites
raw_bacon 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 damn... black eyed peas on now... someone told me the lead singer chick pisses her pants while on stage so now that's all I can think about. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 damn... black eyed peas on now... someone told me the lead singer chick pisses her pants while on stage so now that's all I can think about.sounds really hot Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 damn... black eyed peas on now... someone told me the lead singer chick pisses her pants while on stage so now that's all I can think about.I'm strangely aroused.Matt-whatcha doin?? Stud or a sit n go?27 man s&g. First out at the final table when TT doesn't hold up against AK.But I did double again at PLO8 at Titan...up to $130. If I can get it up to $500 by 9/20 I'm using $300 of it to finance some tiki crap. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 damn... black eyed peas on now... someone told me the lead singer chick pisses her pants while on stage so now that's all I can think about.ewww Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I just bubbled another WCOOP seat. I did something dumb. Kill me now. Link to post Share on other sites
therrinn 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I just bubbled another WCOOP seat. I did something dumb. Kill me now.Consider it done. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I'm drunk and almost everyone is in bed. I just had some Big Ten Burrito, life is good. I just realized I'm using proper grammar, meaning I'm a fucking loser. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I'm drunk and almost everyone is in bed. I just had some Big Ten Burrito, life is good. I just realized I'm using proper grammar, meaning I'm a fucking loser.You're typing in full, legible sentences.Drink more. Link to post Share on other sites
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