I Called In Sick Today

[strategy 4]

Yeah, I'm not even sure why I posed the question when I'm pretty sure I already have my mind made up.

I was going to play it, but I see you aren't registered. That's cool. I'm usually just making a charitable donation if the tournament isn't NLHE or LHE.

I have no idea what this is from, but he sure does look happy. I'm too young to get those jokes, I guess?

[rocketpoker828 0]

I have no idea what this is from, but he sure does look happy. I'm too young to get those jokes, I guess?

Press your Luck. It was a game show in the early 90s.

[CardWarfare 4]

My hubby went to the bar tonight and isn't answering his phone now. I talked to him a couple hours ago and he was pretty loaded. I called the bar and they said he left a long time ago. My question is this. Should I still play the tourney and when he calls me from jail tell him I'm in too deep and he'll just have to rot in there a while longer?

Clearly. As if that's even a question. You and your rhetoricals

[strategy 4]

My hubby went to the bar tonight and isn't answering his phone now. I talked to him a couple hours ago and he was pretty loaded. I called the bar and they said he left a long time ago. My question is this. Should I still play the tourney and when he calls me from jail tell him I'm in too deep and he'll just have to rot in there a while longer?

Stay out of the tournament. Go rescue the hubby, even though he probably doesn't deserve it.Blah, ok, you convinced me. But I would have stayed out of it if I were you.

[kers2 0]

Press your Luck. It was a game show in the early 80s.

FYP, but they ran reruns foreverThat dude is the guy who figured out the pattern and won like 70 brazilian dollars on there. But then he got it stolen from his house like a dildo and he died not soon after.Peter Tamarken the host is also dead aint that about a bitch?

[rocketpoker828 0]

FYP, but they ran reruns foreverThat dude is the guy who figured out the pattern and won like 70 brazilian dollars on there. But then he got it stolen from his house like a dildo and he died not soon after.Peter Tamarken the host is also dead aint that about a bitch?

Oh. Yeah, I watched the reruns when I was a kid (aka the early 90s).When the fuck did Peter Tamarken die? He did a special for GSN on that guy not too long ago.

[kers2 0]

Oh. Yeah, I watched the reruns when I was a kid (aka the early 90s).When the fuck did Peter Tamarken die? He did a special for GSN on that guy not too long ago.

Yea he died in a plane crash earlier in the year. April-May I think

[strategy 4]

Yea he died in a plane crash earlier in the year. April-May I think

Life is so tragic:channels natalie portman:

[rocketpoker828 0]

Hmm...learn something new everyday.

[CardWarfare 4]

I was just on the good end of AA vs. KKI cant remember the last time that's happened

[rocketpoker828 0]

I was just on the good end of AA vs. KKI cant remember the last time that's happened

QFT.

[strategy 4]

I was just on the good end of AA vs. KKI cant remember the last time that's happened

I outdrew an overpair with an underpair all-in preflop today. Now that is a rarity for me.I'm getting my *** kicked at stud8. I remember why I hate stud games; I tilt when I get outdrawn.

[kers2 0]

Zim,I better see an update soon about how your very own Detriot Shock showed tons of heart in tying the WNBA Finals at 1-1Riveting stuff actually you must be out partying thats why you havent done it yet

[rocketpoker828 0]

Zim,I better see an update soon about how your very own Detriot Shock showed tons of heart in tying the WNBA Finals at 1-1Riveting stuff actually you must be out partying thats why you havent done it yet

They don't even dunk or start fights in the stands. Why would you watch that?In other more poker related news, I actually got a good stack in a 4.40 180 SNG. 23/58 with 5.1K after the first hour.It was probably a sign.PokerStars Game #6138906793: Tournament #31114324, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2006/09/02 - 02:22:46 (ET)Table '31114324 17' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: Darren832 (1284 in chips) Seat 2: Bigslick828 (5146 in chips) Seat 3: anyone1 (3610 in chips) Seat 4: gdkaak2 (3076 in chips) Seat 5: JoePK (6319 in chips) Seat 6: ZS SERB TIMO (4638 in chips) Seat 7: stevie5140 (6675 in chips) Seat 9: goldenad (5710 in chips) gdkaak2: posts small blind 75JoePK: posts big blind 150*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Bigslick828 [Jh Js]ZS SERB TIMO: folds stevie5140: calls 150goldenad: raises 450 to 600Darren832: folds Bigslick828: calls 600anyone1: folds gdkaak2: calls 525JoePK: folds stevie5140: folds *** FLOP *** [6c 6h 6d]gdkaak2: bets 1050Darren832 said, "nice lol"goldenad: folds Darren832 said, "fold"Bigslick828: raises 3496 to 4546 and is all-ingdkaak2: calls 1426 and is all-in*** TURN *** [6c 6h 6d] [Ad]*** RIVER *** [6c 6h 6d Ad] [Qh]*** SHOW DOWN ***gdkaak2: shows [Kh Ah] (a full house, Sixes full of Aces)Bigslick828: shows [Jh Js] (a full house, Sixes full of Jacks)gdkaak2 collected 7052 from pot

[rocketpoker828 0]

Aaaand I'm out. MP raise, I move in on the button with 99, SB calls, MP folds, I obviously lose a race to AQ and I'm out.

[strategy 4]

Out in 35th. I'd like to say I got unlucky or something, but I basically just screwed around. I give new meaning to the saying "drawing dead and getting there" when it comes to playing stud/8b.Sad thing is, I've spent a few hours sweating one of my friends in the 15/30 stud/8b games on Party. Don't know why this game has never really interested me.

[rocketpoker828 0]

Jesus, poker is a rollercoaster. Went from 270 in a SNG with 8 left to win it.BTW, strat, what's with the title?

[CardWarfare 4]

still in the $5 MTT.. 10th in chips on the bubble.. 23 left, top 20 cash

[strategy 4]

strat, what's with the title?

It's one of Luis Guzman's lines from Punch-Drunk Love. A bunch of people are trying to talk to Sandler (Barry) and he uses Luis (Lance, his employee) to escape the attention a few times.Elizabeth: Are you learning how to play the piano? What is that?Barry: It's not a piano. LANCE! LANCE! MAKE SURE THAT YOU CALL THAT GUY IN TOLEDO.Lance: Which?Barry: ... I'll tell you later[a few minutes later]Lance: Which guy in Toledo are you talking about?Barry: I'll tell you... the guy... with... just talk to me later about it, ok?Lance: You talkin' to me about the Ramada Inn?Barry: I have to talk to you in a second about that, Lance, ok?

[ShakeZuma 585]

Well, apparently you won't see this till later, but Adam is in Vegas. I'm sure he'll be all giggity about your return.BTW, we're all still waiting on the Taj story. (3way)How's the job going, etc...?

as far as the three way, I don't remember all that much, I was super drunk. I do remember having both of them going down on me as I saw my friend in the doorway and pointed at them, grinning from ear to ear. it was fun.oh, and jobs good I guess. its a job. I hate working.

Once again I find myself skipping everyone else's posts, and going straight to yours. How good is it to have Andrew back?

I want you inside me

Hey, I've been meaning to ask you something. When bad weather is coming do you feel it in your hands and feet?

Yeah, and how do you choose which football team prayed enough to let them win?

I like to have my own because I don't like the taste of hooker spit and Budweiser.

why not?fuck Im so hungover.

[MisterB 2]

and a good morning to you sickiesLooks like I missed the drama last night.DannyG any jobs up in canada? What school? How much? Do canadian girls like american men? all of these fundamental questions I would like answered before I inevitably say "maybe"Ron- Gimmie a B gimmie an I, you get the idea. Ummm strategy whats your record in the 180s recently?Good morning to shakezuma. My name is MisterB and yes I have seen other mens penis' before and I have been embarrassed on several occasions.Is it bad to send someone a picture of the movie You got served when they got served their divorce papers? I sent it anyway, they did not laugh.Speaking of embarrassed last night I was in a restaraunt and saw a 6'2 115lb bombshell. I tried getting her number, she all of the sudden couldnt speak english, and the waiter propmptly asked us to leave and to stop harrassing his niece to which I replied Was she in The Hunt for Red October? (Yougoslovian-sp? meh I dont care) He was not amused, actually quite pissed. We paid, left 10% instead of 20 and I wrote down my number anyway. She has quads and I need to hit runner runner str8 flush to get that phone call.Im thinking about calling that girl to jerk off on again? Am I truly dimented? or does the fact that Im going to do it anyway and at least I can try to nut on someone other than myself really turn me on??? :insert multiple jokes now:Oh yeah and Rhinestone, I would say good luck but unfortunately you cant suck out on me in FF and im going to pppppwwwwwnnnn that e-*** baby

[ShakeZuma 585]

MisterB, its a little early to be that drunk. Sidenote on the threesome thing before anyone asks: No, they were not attractive. So what.

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

Agreed. I can't do it until the 3rd weekend though. Let's make this happen...RhinestoneCowboy and LeftyGolfer will be down too.

I'm headed to MN one of those weekends to visit a friend at UM, but keep me updated.

Oh fuck this ****. You're not turning gay on me too, damn it!

I quoted this because fuck is fixed, "this" is fixed to be missed by the swear filter, but shit was not. I laughed.

Oh yeah and Rhinestone, I would say good luck but unfortunately you cant suck out on me in FF and im going to pppppwwwwwnnnn that e-*** baby

Good luck with that... sig/av/or title bet?

Sidenote on the threesome thing before anyone asks: No, they were not attractive. So what.

Atta boy. Still waiting to see when my next trip to the ale house will be....I have to go to Florida and Phoenix first...

[MisterB 2]

Good luck with that... sig/av/or title bet?

Sure why not?Hope you like being metro

[ShakeZuma 585]

Atta boy. Still waiting to see when my next trip to the ale house will be....I have to go to Florida and Phoenix first...

bring yo assI haven't been there in a while, but I'm pretty sure they still sell beer, so we'll be ok.Once again, I'm so hungover right now. Haven't gotten that drunk in a while. I'm getting some food and rubbing one out with my newfound access to massive amounts of porn. That should work.