Randy Reed 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 really brutal bad beat in the 100 sng. Push all in against adonkey chip leader who calls my QQ against 8T and he flopped straight with Q high. Naturally it holds........ bubble mind you.god where is a waitress to punch when yuou need em.........50-100 blinds, raise to 500 from early position and flop a Q high... Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Como estan bitches! This is an easy call...but I doubt you'll agree with me.You'll already be studying in your room. And playing some poker. And sleeping. The last thing you need is more excuses to stay inside your room. Sophomore year, maybe. Freshman year...pimped out room is not the best idea. If you decide you want it second semester, go for it. I didn't have a tv in my room freshman year, and it's the best thing that could have happened to me./i'm an old fart but i know ben agrees with me rantYes. Screw all that. Back in my day, we had bond and street fighter 2, maybe with a little mario cart mixed in.The thing is, you really shouldn't be spending much time in your room except for studying(not recommended) and sleeping off hangovers(weed helps). Also, nice shit just gets ruined in a place like that. Trust us. Show up with your clothes and a healthy liver. That's pretty much all you really need. Maybe bring a computer too. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 I always thought a personalized beer bong was helpful too.But what do I know? Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 I always thought a personalized beer bong was helpful too.But what do I know?Meh, a beer bong is a beer bong. Having a personal bong would be nice though. I think Ron has one, that guys really into drugs. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Meh, a beer bong is a beer bong. Having a personal bong would be nice though. I think Ron has one, that guys really into drugs.I like to have my own because I don't like the taste of hooker spit and Budweiser. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 I like to have my own because I don't like the taste of hooker spit and Budweiser.You get used to it after a while. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Swear to god, direct quote from my brother's heads up opponent in a 90-man $55 SNG on Stars:"my a hole is bleeding from the rapejob you put on me"Guy started with a 110k to 22k lead and my brother somehow managed to get a 100k to 30k lead without ever having an all-in confrontation. The first all-in of the match was my bro's AQ vs the guy's A4, and it was the last. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 You get used to it after a while.It's true. Also, I never played video games until sophomore year...but that's pretty rare these days. I had a semi-hippie best friend that would get bitchy if we ever sat in front of the tv for more than an hour. It really was a good thing.And the best games when high are Super Monkey Ball and Mario Party. Random college memory #218: My friends and I collected $10k cash money, and my buddy drove 33 hrs (each way) up to Oregon to collect three pounds of the best weed I've ever seen. We ended up with almost a half pound for free...I'm not sure what happened for the month after that. All I know is one evening in late November he came back with the weed...then I woke up in my house in Boston and it was January 4. I assume we had fun. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Also, I never played video games until sophomore year...but that's pretty rare these days. I had a semi-hippie best friend that would get bitchy if we ever sat in front of the tv for more than an hour. It really was a good thing.And the best games when high are Super Monkey Ball and Mario Party. Random college memory #218: My friends and I collected $10k cash money, and my buddy drove 33 hrs (each way) up to Oregon to collect three pounds of the best weed I've ever seen. We ended up with almost a half pound for free...I'm not sure what happened for the month after that. All I know is one evening in late November he came back with the weed...then I woke up in my house in Boston and it was January 4. I assume we had fun.Damn hippies. We used to get high and play Street Fighter 2. If you got perfected, you had to jump in the pool. If you got double perfected, you had to run to the opposite side of the dorms wearing only a sock. Goodtimes were had.Strange, I have an eerily similar Oregon weed experience. We only got 2 lbs though. At the end of the year we rolled an ounce blunt. It took 6 blunt wraps and numerous zigzags. Me and 5 of my best friends smoked it for about 45 minutes straight. We had an entire plate full of ash and set off 3 different smoke alarms. Goodtimes. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Haha, at least he was smart enough not to speed. One of my drug dealin friends went to AZ to pick up 30 lbs. Spent 4 years in prison.I'm shocked.Yeah, they each took turn eating some shrooms on the way there. Then on the way back they hid the weed in a drum (part of a 5 piece set) wrapped in all kinds of smell-killing crap. I feel like peanut butter and/or vaseline was involved, but I don't remember. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Meh, a beer bong is a beer bong. Having a personal bong would be nice though. I think Ron has one, that guys really into drugs.I love the drug thingyswent to work, talked to the boss, he said it was ok if I took off and he can live without me on Fridays from now on so I won't be a little girl on Fridays anymore, and I am still good to work on Saturdays from now on. Yahoooo Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Damn hippies. We used to get high and play Street Fighter 2. If you got perfected, you had to jump in the pool. If you got double perfected, you had to run to the opposite side of the dorms wearing only a sock. Goodtimes were had.Strange, I have an eerily similar Oregon weed experience. We only got 2 lbs though. At the end of the year we rolled an ounce blunt. It took 6 blunt wraps and numerous zigzags. Me and 5 of my best friends smoked it for about 45 minutes straight. We had an entire plate full of ash and set off 3 different smoke alarms. Goodtimes.Ok, first of all...I have Street Fighter II. My girlfriend got it for me (the controller things that have the game imbedded) for Valentine's Day. Once and a while she impresses me like that.Also, we did the same exact thing with the weed. We used blunts and zigzags (for patching), but I forget exactly how many or how much weed. Did you guys go with a cone or classic tube? I was dead set against the cone. It was harder to go tube, but it ended up working pretty well.I love the drug thingyswent to work, talked to the boss, he said it was ok if I took off and he can live without me on Fridays from now on so I won't be a little girl on Fridays anymore, and I am still good to work on Saturdays from now on. YahooooWhat about the concert next week? Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 I love the drug thingyswent to work, talked to the boss, he said it was ok if I took off and he can live without me on Fridays from now on so I won't be a little girl on Fridays anymore, and I am still good to work on Saturdays from now on. YahooooGood. Want 2% of me in the LHE event on the 22nd in the WCOOP?I'm whoring myself out TO THE MAX. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Once again, she isn't sure if I'm the biggest loser or most awesomest guy ever. Jokes on her...you know, since I'm gay.that could be a thread motto or somethingI'm going for 7 nights in a row of getting drunk, then I'll feel like a college student. Everyone's still moving in, so not much to do for a while, then goin out again tonight.definitely good to hear you are correctly living the college life. i'd suggest spending more money on a bed/chair/desk stuff than tv/xbox. also, i'd suggest an N64 since its cheaper, better games, and 4 controllers.anyone have any ideas on how I can make $500 a month legally without using my mouth or ass_ as a splooge receptacle, and only working one night a week while looking at girls?buy a second monitor, and 8-table poker while sitting outside the high school. seriously, i almost bought a bachelor apartment directly outside of a junior high. i actually turned it down because the realization that i'd probably spend an hour a day torquing it to 13-year old girls bothered me a lot.wipe up sir, you are dripping with sarcasm.Danny and girl combo never ends good, unless you define good as Danny not getting laid and posting 4 paragraphs about how he is very cool with it, because eventually he is gonna post about how he likes getting sucked off by men with ponytails.i don't really have anything clever, just thought that was funny. what's funny is that i make a lot of effort to be brief in my posts here. i'm probably going to start a blog, so you guys will have some idea of how ridiculous my brain is.on the plus side, i met two friends of my best friend's new roommate, and they were both very attractive. so i should be in a good position to spend a lot of time with some funny, attractive girls. and of course proceed to go home and masturbate to how ok i am with not sleeping with them. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Good. Want 2% of me in the LHE event on the 22nd in the WCOOP?I'm whoring myself out TO THE MAX.2%?? Only if its the anus Link to post Share on other sites
therrinn 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Congrats on no longer being homeless danny. I would've made the same choice - the whole having to sublet the other apartment is way too much hassle and stress. Glad to see that you're enjoying the schedule strat - it was rough when I had to switch over back to a more 'normal' schedule the semester after I had one like yours. The long weekends and free afternoons were sweet.Peter - you know you're the man. I never would've become a profitable player if you hadn't been kind enough to pm me after one of my first big fts, and to give me input on countless of hand histories. You'll pull through.Ron - I've also been slipping on my diet plans. Was my brother's birthday last week and we ended up going to a steak house where I ate a huge meal, and now I'm at my parent's house for labor day, which means awesome home cooking. Time to get back on track after labor day. Gl to you on yours.lolli - Congrats on the fts - reading the last few pages it seems like you've really been tearing it up. Zimmer - glad to see you're having fun. Don't go too absolutely crazy. Orientation is meant for getting drunk, but I'd advice against getting drunk everyday after classes start. Its easy to get carried away and forget about getting an education and meeting cool people. Just giving you an early warning shout - I'm sure you'll do fine. Speedz - we should definitely hit up a casino one of these weekends in September. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 and of course proceed to go home and masturbate to how ok i am with not sleeping with them.Awesome.I don't mind your wordy responses, FWIW. I wish I had more to say, here and in real life. I'd be more popular. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 see how you like it when your business goes down in flamesI used to get angry when things like this were posted towards me.Now, I just think to myself about the fact that I could pretty much go and take a vacation whereever I want, whenever I want, and have basically zero job or financial repercussions. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Chris, are you seeing what's going on with the Sox these days?It's like our deal with the Devil from the 2004 ALCS is coming back to haunt us.Ortiz with a heart problem. Lester has cancer. Papelbon hurts his shoulder. Varitek, Nixon, and so on.Meanwhile, A-Rod is heating up. I'm thinking he has a huge postseason and gets the monkey off his back. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Also, we did the same exact thing with the weed. We used blunts and zigzags (for patching), but I forget exactly how many or how much weed. Did you guys go with a cone or classic tube? I was dead set against the cone. It was harder to go tube, but it ended up working pretty well.What about the concert next week?Our technique was a 2x2 blunt wrap rectange, basically making a super blunt wrap. Then, each end had another blunt wrap going the long way, using zigzags all over to patch holes. It made a classic tube about the size of my forearm.I'm pretty sure that doesn't make sense. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 What about the concert next week?I suppose I'm gonna have to be a man and skip it. Or show up to work, walk in, have someone break one of those fake beer bottles over my head, I'll have some fake blood, run off to my car and go straight to the club where the concert is.i'm probably going to start a blog, so you guys will have some idea of how ridiculous my brain is.please don't, I have a hard enough time ignoring your posts, now I'm gonna have to ignore your blog as well?you know I'm kidding, I couldnt let the joke set without making you aware I'm joking, I'm a bigger pssy than habs. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Speedz - we should definitely hit up a casino one of these weekends in September.Agreed. I can't do it until the 3rd weekend though. Let's make this happen...RhinestoneCowboy and LeftyGolfer will be down too.I used to get angry when things like this were posted towards me.Now, I just think to myself about the fact that I could pretty much go and take a vacation whereever I want, whenever I want, and have basically zero job or financial repercussions.:looking for the lemon juice about the fact that you really do still get angry about those jokes:Our technique was a 2x2 blunt wrap rectange, basically making a super blunt wrap. Then, each end had another blunt wrap going the long way, using zigzags all over to patch holes. It made a classic tube about the size of my forearm.As long as you folded it topwise, I understand completely. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Congrats on no longer being homeless danny. I would've made the same choice - the whole having to sublet the other apartment is way too much hassle and stress. Zimmer - glad to see you're having fun. Don't go too absolutely crazy. Orientation is meant for getting drunk, but I'd advice against getting drunk everyday after classes start. Its easy to get carried away and forget about getting an education and meeting cool people. Just giving you an early warning shout - I'm sure you'll do fine.thanks. still homeless actually, but getting the key at 9am tomorrow. i'm not sure about the zimmer advice actually. i think its really important to go to classes for the first week or so, but there isn't much going on in the first month that drinking will take you away from.I don't mind your wordy responses, FWIW. I wish I had more to say, here and in real life. I'd be more popular.thanks, but it only works here. in real life, people just interrupt me or tune me out. i actually had a hilariously embarassing moment, when i mentioned to my buddy i was thinking of starting a blog. i said "i don't even know who would read it, except random internet people, and maybe jeff."you're like my alter-ego or something. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 :looking for the lemon juice about the fact that you really do still get angry about those jokes:Bizzle just got back from a game where he got a bit drunk in a suite. Drunk Bizzle is not subtle. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 you're like my alter-ego or something.Silence, you fool. They're on to us.Bizzle just got back from a game where he got a bit drunk in a suite. Drunk Bizzle is not subtle.When is bizzle ever subtle? Humpin' milfs here, using bluetooth to contact lee jones there. Link to post Share on other sites
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