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The first few tiki mugs have arrived. The g/f wanted to make some drinks...I told her it's not happening until the whole room is set up, and she's in tropical attire.Once again, she isn't sure if I'm the biggest loser or most awesomest guy ever. Jokes on her...you know, since I'm gay.
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simply defined:sit in my room and play poker on the computer while chatting about poker on the computer with my computer friends all the while crazy college shenanigans are going on all around me. Alas, I will pull my erect pr1ck till it nearly detaches
My shenanigans have gone down hill this semester, having classes at 8 or 9:30 to start the day really hurts. My professor did ask me at my 8 am on thursday if I had been drinking that morning, so I guess I'm still doing something right.
Ouch.I went to my fridge this morning and amazingly there were like 20 cans of Busch in there. Neither of my roomies are 21.:poker tomorrow will be fun face:
Keystone Light > BuschIs this Zimmer?
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I just called and got the mgr's voice mail, he never takes my calls. I told his voicemail I would like to just go back to working my Saturdays, but if he needs me tonight, I'll go in because I don't wanna jam him up again with such a late notice.Its crappy weather here so it should be not so crazy busy but I know they like me handling the VIP on Friday and Saturday.Hoping he just says see ya tomorrow. I should probably just head straight down to the Hard Rock and say screw it, next time answer my call. 5 1/2 hours notice should be enough to call in right?also, at what point should I ask for next Saturday off for a concert I want to go to?
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I just called and got the mgr's voice mail, he never takes my calls. I told his voicemail I would like to just go back to working my Saturdays, but if he needs me tonight, I'll go in because I don't wanna jam him up again with such a late notice.Its crappy weather here so it should be not so crazy busy but I know they like me handling the VIP on Friday and Saturday.Hoping he just says see ya tomorrow. I should probably just head straight down to the Hard Rock and say screw it, next time answer my call. 5 1/2 hours notice should be enough to call in right?also, at what point should I ask for next Saturday off for a concert I want to go to?
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see how you like it when your business goes down in flamesI don't mind being heads up. Drunk the other night, I decided to play some step up heads up.first a $5, I wonthen a $10, I won, then a $20, I won,then a $30, I lost on the first hand. This was at 2am after 1.75 of rum and 2 beers. Then I started over and lost in the $20 one. My heads up game has improved dramitically.After listening to some of you, I've decided to formulate plans for hands, I.E. pot small, pot big. Sometimes though, I forget to put people on hands and just play my cards, then when they flip it over, I say to myself, that makes sense. Still not a good player, but I can hold my own, and yours if you'd let me.
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Well, I finally got a room rather than sleeping in the common area on the floor. I'm extremely tired. Said I'd just have a couple drinks and go to bed last night at around 1. So I stayed up til 4AM playing beer pong and getting hammered. I actually feel ok, I haven't gotten enough sleep to get hungover. I just wake up drunk, which is actually a good feeling.Probably partying again tonight somewhere, then first football game of the year tomorrow. My parents are bringing my stuff down tomorrow, and I have 2 different ways I can go with the room. Either I can get a futon and the flat screen and completely trick this room out, or just spend most of my non-study time in someone else's room. The total cost of having the pimpinest room in the house would be about $2k, which isn't that much when I put it in the context of what I've won through poker.And the whole house knows that I have money, but it's not a huge deal, most of the people in the house aren't broke cause we're all on full scholarship.I'm going for 7 nights in a row of getting drunk, then I'll feel like a college student. Everyone's still moving in, so not much to do for a while, then goin out again tonight.

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The total cost of having the pimpinest room in the house would be about $2k, which isn't that much when I put it in the context of what I've won through poker.
What is there to spend 2k on?
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Well, I finally got a room rather than sleeping in the common area on the floor. I'm extremely tired. Said I'd just have a couple drinks and go to bed last night at around 1. So I stayed up til 4AM playing beer pong and getting hammered. I actually feel ok, I haven't gotten enough sleep to get hungover. I just wake up drunk, which is actually a good feeling.Probably partying again tonight somewhere, then first football game of the year tomorrow. My parents are bringing my stuff down tomorrow, and I have 2 different ways I can go with the room. Either I can get a futon and the flat screen and completely trick this room out, or just spend most of my non-study time in someone else's room. The total cost of having the pimpinest room in the house would be about $2k, which isn't that much when I put it in the context of what I've won through poker.And the whole house knows that I have money, but it's not a huge deal, most of the people in the house aren't broke cause we're all on full scholarship.I'm going for 7 nights in a row of getting drunk, then I'll feel like a college student. Everyone's still moving in, so not much to do for a while, then goin out again tonight.
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How so? Can I get the full system for much cheaper?
I guess I'm just way too used to systems costing like, $100-200 at the very most. How is it worth $500? I'm so out of the loop with gaming systems, I've never even seen a 360.
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I guess I'm just way too used to systems costing like, $100-200 at the very most. How is it worth $500? I'm so out of the loop with gaming systems, I've never even seen a 360.
Well, the system is $400, then an extra controller, games etc puts it above $500.
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Final table on stars stud tourney...wish me luck!
lolli76 right? Seriously, can you final table some more pls?zim, I can see it if you're like so into games that you can't do without the system for a few months, but the price seems way bloated. I'm prob just being a nit.
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lolli76 right? Seriously, can you final table some more pls?zim, I can see it if you're like so into games that you can't do without the system for a few months, but the price seems way bloated. I'm prob just being a nit.
Probably. I mean, it's only 25BB.
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Probably. I mean, it's only 25BB.
Yeah, but it carries exactly zero expectation. It's like gifting the Xbox people 10BBs at this point. It bothers me to be gouged like that.However, I did just buy a blanket for about double what it's worth because it has my team's logo on it.
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Yeah, but it carries exactly zero expectation. It's like gifting the Xbox people 10BBs at this point. It bothers me to be gouged like that.
Well, it provides entertainment. Not everything can be profitable. That's like saying a car provides zero expectation, which is why you shouldn't get one.
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Well, it provides entertainment. Not everything can be profitable. That's like saying a car provides zero expectation, which is why you shouldn't get one.
I think you see my point here.:kids these days face:
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What'd you have the hand you called down and was shown the dead man's hand (rivered aces and eights), lori?And zim, I am not trying to be a **** to you. Just saying that I think the system is a total rip right now.

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