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This is an easy call...but I doubt you'll agree with me.You'll already be studying in your room. And playing some poker. And sleeping. The last thing you need is more excuses to stay inside your room. Sophomore year, maybe. Freshman year...pimped out room is not the best idea. If you decide you want it second semester, go for it. I didn't have a tv in my room freshman year, and it's the best thing that could have happened to me./i'm an old fart but i know ben agrees with me rant
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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5 left..I'm short stack. Played KK horribly and lost a lot of chips. Now I'm just kicking and scratching trying to stay alive.
Dammit, I meant to ask you the other day if you wanted to bet on the yanks/twins series..still scoreless in the first game.. 2nd inning.. too late?
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This is an easy call...but I doubt you'll agree with me.You'll already be studying in your room. And playing some poker. And sleeping. The last thing you need is more excuses to stay inside your room. Sophomore year, maybe. Freshman year...pimped out room is not the best idea. If you decide you want it second semester, go for it. I didn't have a tv in my room freshman year, and it's the best thing that could have happened to me./i'm an old fart but i know ben agrees with me rant
Big 2nd.
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Bah! Out in 4th. My third stud cash in 2 days, so I guess I can't complain.
That's pretty awesome. I wish I was running/playing that well.So, how bout that bet? Too late?
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Most Pimped out roomFlatscreen LCD TV $1300XBox 360 $500Futon $100Speaker System $100
Don't do it. It'll be broken by the end of the year. Cheap shit is the way to go during school. I did put a pop-a-shot in my dorm room freshman year for like $150 and it was well worth the investment, but I wouldn't spend much on electronics. Then again I'm the douchebag that's about to get a Treo that'll be broken in two weeks.
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Whats the score? I haven't had a chance to check it out, but you know I'm always up for a challenge if it's still scoreless. (And the bases aren't loaded with 0 outs.)
Looking now...Bah.. 2-0 yanks. Oh well
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To Zim: I agree with Bradburn to go the cheap route and wait to get the nice stuff.By the way, Michigan is really fu.cking gay.

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well, I called, left two messages, haven't gotten a response. That is so unprofessional.I just may not show up.maybe I'll just retireanyone have any ideas on how I can make $500 a month legally without using my mouth or ass_ as a splooge receptacle, and only working one night a week while looking at girls?

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anyone have any ideas on how I can make $500 a month legally without using my mouth or ass_ as a splooge receptacle, and only working one night a week while looking at girls?
I think danny had something similar to that planned with some girl. I dunno how that turned out, but I'm guessing good!
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I think danny had something similar to that planned with some girl. I dunno how that turned out, but I'm guessing good!
wipe up sir, you are dripping with sarcasm.Danny and girl combo never ends good, unless you define good as Danny not getting laid and posting 4 paragraphs about how he is very cool with it, because eventually he is gonna post about how he likes getting sucked off by men with ponytails.
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I think danny had something similar to that planned with some girl. I dunno how that turned out, but I'm guessing good!
We need to come up with another phrase that means "this made me laugh so hard my penis hurts"
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wipe up sir, you are dripping with sarcasm.Danny and girl combo never ends good, unless you define good as Danny not getting laid and posting 4 paragraphs about how he is very cool with it, because eventually he is gonna post about how he likes getting sucked off by men with ponytails.
That's almost too mean. Almost. But not quite as mean as this.Dealt to BleedBlue44 [6c 9h]bigbadnogood: folds TexasTwitch: folds bmort: folds hafizzle: folds nicoSF: folds BleedBlue44: raises 400 to 600jmallet: raises 1145 to 1745 and is all-incidcamp: folds BleedBlue44: calls 1145*** FLOP *** [Qs Js Ks]*** TURN *** [Qs Js Ks] [Kd]*** RIVER *** [Qs Js Ks Kd] [6h]*** SHOW DOWN ***jmallet: shows [8c As] (a pair of Kings)BleedBlue44: shows [6c 9h] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)Nearing the bubble of a WCOOP satty to the 215+R NL.
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That's almost too mean. Almost. But not quite as mean as this.*** SHOW DOWN ***jmallet: shows [8c As] (a pair of Kings)BleedBlue44: shows [6c 9h] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)Nearing the bubble of a WCOOP satty to the 215+R NL.
what made you call? Just over 2/1 pot odds right?, and you hade to figure youself a bigger dog than that no? two overs to your is more than 2/1 right? I don't know the odds calculator that well for preflop hands. Yeah, I know, I'm a donkey
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what made you call? Just over 2/1 pot odds right?, and you hade to figure youself a bigger dog than that no? two overs to your is more than 2/1 right? I don't know the odds calculator that well for preflop hands. Yeah, I know, I'm a donkey
I was getting better than 2:1. I figured if I won the pot I could fold to the seat, if I lost I'd just have to play a little looser. I had 6.5k at the time, so I was going to have to play loose eventually anyway. Bizzle will probably tell you it was a terrible call, and he's probably right.
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Wad up donkey pumpers?I hate fcp sometimes. I look and see there is 2 openings in a sng and rush to join only to find out it's a turbo which I despise. Meh, won it anyway....I am going to play my first 100 sng, wish me luck

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Hey Jeff. I'll just congratulate you now since you're pretty much a lock to get the seat.:god I really hope I don't jinx you:I'm still railing though, don't disappoint me!!
ty lori, I feel important now.I'm gonna use this to play the $215 limit hold'em in the dubya-coop. I'll try my best to get MK to take 20% of me ($43) so I can make a tidy $4 profit regardless.
ty, ?
That man is on a huge heater in Stars 180-person SNGs. His gl wish is literally worth thousands in equity to you. Cherish it.
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Because bodog's hand history sucks ass, you'll just have to believe me on this oneI put this guy on tilt after making a flush on the turn (getting the right odds to call preflop and postflop) with 6-8clubs, and getting him to call a beautiful river bet. CaptainRelly: 68 of cCaptainRelly: nice callCaptainRelly: worth the 500 to realize how bad you areCaptainRelly: thanksI didnt say a word, just waited to get him again. Later on in the tourney I was in a pot heads up with him and pulled a beautiful check-raise semi bluff on the turn in a big pot... to which he instafolded. The following ensued: CaptainRelly: you are a fish *MackDubbs19: too easy sonCaptainRelly: learn to fold you stupid sonofabitchCaptainRelly: you reak of *CaptainRelly: let's go play headsupMackDubbs19: hahaCaptainRelly: or is this your last 40 buckCaptainRelly: i wouldn't be shocked if it wasMackDubbs19: that's the big man's solution to everythingCaptainRelly: whatCaptainRelly: i'm bigger then youCaptainRelly: okayCaptainRelly: are you gay or somethingMackDubbs19: you are a real manCaptainRelly: comparing size of menCaptainRelly: yes i'm realCaptainRelly: no penis implant hereMackDubbs19: learn to pick off a bluff next timeCaptainRelly: yepCaptainRelly: that's itMackDubbs19: instead of thinking im a fishCaptainRelly: you smell of salmonCaptainRelly: salmon and dirty male *chiballin: go drink some more barcardi O captain (his bodog profile says Favorite Drink: Bacardi O)CaptainRelly: BIOTCHCaptainRelly: i'm drinking wahtever you lady is havingCaptainRelly: man she gives good hummerschiballin: no man drinks that *CaptainRelly: WHAMMMMMMMCaptainRelly: WHAMMMMMCaptainRelly: BURRRRrCaptainRelly: SLURPCaptainRelly: GULPCaptainRelly: doneCaptainRelly: damn that was goodCaptainRelly: i should get anotherCaptainRelly: where is mackdubbsCaptainRelly: he's on his kneesCaptainRelly: oooh there he isCaptainRelly: taking it up the poop chuteCaptainRelly: no shocker thereCaptainRelly: YAHTZEEMackDubbs19: hahaMackDubbs19: this is fantasticCaptainRelly: that's all you haveMackDubbs19: please keep this up during the break if you are still hereCaptainRelly: this is fantasticCaptainRelly: reallyCaptainRelly: you knowchiballin: who u gonna donate ur last 1500 too captCaptainRelly: it's called a come backCaptainRelly: not a come-10 minutes after i finally ask all my friends what the cool thing to say is backCaptainRelly: toolbagCaptainRelly: go get bent helmetCaptainRelly: and get off your kneesCaptainRelly: or get padsCaptainRelly: SLURPCaptainRelly: cuz you've been down there an awfully long timeBaseheadz: Captain, please donate to me later, or ChiballinMackDubbs19: please keep talkingCaptainRelly: chiballinMackDubbs19: dont stopCaptainRelly: is that your partnerCaptainRelly: did you two make it legalCaptainRelly: ?CaptainRelly: how come i wasn't invited to the ceremonyCaptainRelly: i'm insultedCaptainRelly: watch 2 fellows engage in that kind of commitment is pretty sickening thoughCaptainRelly: you 2 should be ashamed of your *** packing waysCaptainRelly: tisk tiskCaptainRelly: ah wellCaptainRelly: i need to go rub one out, brbchiballin: we werent serving bacardi o u f.k.in biatchchiballin: *i.n chumpMackDubbs19: please think of me taking your chips as you climaxMackDubbs19: bc you cant spot a bluffCaptainRelly: climaxCaptainRelly: what does that meanchiballin: i guarantee one of us gets his baseheadzCaptainRelly: is that when your mom screams for mercyCaptainRelly: is baseheadz a new form of hummerCaptainRelly: i'd love to tryCaptainRelly: anyoneCaptainRelly: how about my boy mackdubbsCaptainRelly: yeahCaptainRelly: hey you said i'd be gone before breakCaptainRelly: boy are you a dumb *CaptainRelly: i'm STILL HERECaptainRelly: PSSSSTCaptainRelly: STILL HERECaptainRelly: SHAKE N B AKECaptainRelly: i need a seat change. i can't breath over hereCaptainRelly: reaks of cheap cologne and male hookersCaptainRelly: *sniff sniff* damn mackCaptainRelly: go play in the dumpster or something, at least hen i wouldn't smell that * on your breathCaptainRelly: but he did tell you he loved you though rightCaptainRelly: so it's respectable..but i wouldn't have let him put it in my mouthCaptainRelly: but that's just meCaptainRelly: whateverMackDubbs19: CaptiainRelly please tell me you post on FCP. that will make my nightCaptainRelly: oneCaptainRelly: learn how to spellCaptainRelly: 2 - i'll never make your night, that's not my thingCaptainRelly: 3- FCP can kiss my leftBaseheadz: Yo Mackdubbs, we need a muzzle for your little biatchCaptainRelly: ooohCaptainRelly: are we playing dirtyCaptainRelly: i like toyschiballin: just shut the f.c.k upCaptainRelly: why chiCaptainRelly: what an ugly thing to sayCaptainRelly: are we not friends anymoreMackDubbs19: i know he's my bitch, but sorry i dont have a muzzle

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CaptainRelly: it's called a come backCaptainRelly: not a come-10 minutes after i finally ask all my friends what the cool thing to say is backCaptainRelly: toolbag
Dude, seriously get this guy here ASAP. Man, I was almost in tears after that one.
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Dude, seriously get this guy here ASAP. Man, I was almost in tears after that one.
I know I was just laughing my ass off the whole time. It really is a shame I'll try and recruit him more
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