I Called In Sick Today

[ShakeZuma 585]

by far the creepiest alter ever created.nicely done.

[socalpoker_j 1]

You're silly.Convert me? You're talking crazy.

My chorizo may not be "kosher", but you'll get used to the spicy taste.

[Allison Stokke 2]

My chorizo may not be "kosher", but you'll get used to the spicy taste.

Thats strike two. Any more and you're outa there.

[Ouch-8s 4]

does this strike anyone else as somewhat ominous?

[socalpoker_j 1]

does this strike anyone else as somewhat ominous?

He was lurking in here earlier, probably compiling his hit-list.

[Easter Bunny 1]

by far the creepiest alter ever created.nicely done.

Nah, I got creepy locked up, though she'd like me to do her like a jackrabbit.

[Sickinfo2 291]

does this strike anyone else as somewhat ominous?

Hi Ouch-8s,After reading the following post.....

I used work this industry and the majority of people who borrow money will pay something back.

I checked Rodney21a's sick account history and found a disturbing amount of odd items purchased with sick points.Item#92389482- extended corkscrew 34238472 ptsItem#82379245- mini baseball bat 38484238 ptsItem#74857348- large roll clear kitchen wrap 78487238 ptsItem#76576457- extra large Crisco cooking grease 734657463 ptsItem#87582348- pair of adult gerbels (less cage, water dispenser, and bedding materials) 34728374 ptsoops... I copied and pasted the wrong account historysorry Mr.B!

[gobears 0]

no i just hate hockey so obviously any hockey series will automatically suck.

Dead to Me- Adam

[renaedawn 1]

Dead to Me- Adam

I miss Adam.- Renae

[silkyjonson 1]

I miss Adam.- Renae

you win, you always doGroup: MembersPosts: 24,207

[Ralph Mexico 0]

Ruh-roh!6 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)4 Members: Theraflu, silkyjonson, Rodney21a, strategy

[leftygolfer 7]

My chorizo may not be "kosher", but you'll get used to the spicy taste.

I like chorizo and egg burrito's

[speedz99 145]

I see it didn't take Mexi long to get back on here with an alter ego.

[speedz99 145]

And just so you all know, I only date nice Jewish boys.

Good...otherwise I'd get this guy to come after you...http://break.com/index/jewish-girl-prank-c...er-parents.html

[strategy 4]

ROFLMAO

[Sickinfo2 291]

6 User(s) are reading this topic (3 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: zimmer4141, Rodney21a, strategyOk, just how much will it take to terminate the contract?

[Ouch-8s 4]

Speedz (and anyone else who's seen it) -I just watched Smokin' Aces, and all I can think about is how the little ADD ninja kid is EXACTLY how I picture DirtyDutch.

[GrinderMJ 0]

You're all gay.

[IQCrash 1]

Jesus this brought out the e-gay in me. Watch until the end, your little gay heart will melt.

Where is Ron Mexico to hold me when I need him?

[zimmer4141 0]

You're all gay.

So are you like that person in the army that pops in once or twice without any content?You know, just like jeff536?

[Shimmering Wang 1]

You know what's awesome? Running like the sun, AND playing the best poker of your life in the biggest live games you've ever played. Since I started playing round-by-round (LHE, LO8) with a backer, I've been getting slammed with the deck, and making great reads. It seems like everytime I make a tough fold or a really marginal value bet or big call, I'm dead on with my read. And playing alot of Omaha has lead to a MAJOR boost in steam-control. I used to be like a 3/10, and how I'm up to about a 7/10. The other night I lost two big pots in one orbit to stone-cold one outers, and made a big laydown in one of them, and didn't lose a single extra bet the next few hours because of it. Strangely, that's carried over to my hold'em game, and I've been steaming off fewer bets and pressing less during bad sessions. I also think my improved mood (due to less drinking and maybe pills) has helped my game immensely. Being in better shape is helpful, but being less unhappy leads to fewer "misery calls" and "self-pity, self-fullfilling prophecy calls." Which is nice.Anyway, I know nobody cares about my AntiZimmerness, but I'm really excited about this. And gay.Wang

[zimmer4141 0]

You know what's awesome? Running like the sun, AND playing the best poker of your life in the biggest live games you've ever played. Since I started playing round-by-round (LHE, LO8) with a backer, I've been getting slammed with the deck, and making great reads. It seems like everytime I make a tough fold or a really marginal value bet or big call, I'm dead on with my read. And playing alot of Omaha has lead to a MAJOR boost in steam-control. I used to be like a 3/10, and how I'm up to about a 7/10. The other night I lost two big pots in one orbit to stone-cold one outers, and made a big laydown in one of them, and didn't lose a single extra bet the next few hours because of it. Strangely, that's carried over to my hold'em game, and I've been steaming off fewer bets and pressing less during bad sessions. I also think my improved mood (due to less drinking and maybe pills) has helped my game immensely. Being in better shape is helpful, but being less unhappy leads to fewer "misery calls" and "self-pity, self-fullfilling prophecy calls." Which is nice.Anyway, I know nobody cares about my AntiZimmerness, but I'm really excited about this. And gay.Wang

Die.Just kidding, I'm happy for ya Wangster.

[Shimmering Wang 1]

Die.Just kidding, I'm happy for ya Wangster.

You should play some Omaha/8. Running bad in that game is like getting stabbed in the leg with a pitchfork. Just absurd. Flop a set, nut low draw, and nut club draw. Your equity is like 90%, and you manage to not get any of it. Someone's going to spike a one-outer on you more often than you want to think about. It'll make you INVULNERABLE to tilt.Or you'll lose your mind.wang

[beans-n-icewater 18]

You know what's awesome? Wang

Pretty damn awesome...I have little or nothing to add as usualWhile you were sweeping up the tables, I did the following today...Bought a wheelbarrowMet with a friend that has a crazy scheme that includes an abandoned mini-storage property and a retired postal employeeReplaced the light bulb that illuminates my license plateWent to WalMart and bought several three-way adapters for cigarette lightersGot drunk, placed eleven radar detectors in my truck and drove around testing which one worked best (Valentine One)Took a napStarted to assemble wheelbarrow, but Mr. Corona decided to do it tomorrowTook another napPosted nonsense on a dying poker forumI win???

[Shimmering Wang 1]

Pretty damn awesome...I have little or nothing to add as usualWhile you were sweeping up the tables, I did the following today...Bought a wheelbarrowMet with a friend that has a crazy scheme that includes an abandoned mini-storage property and a retired postal employeeReplaced the light bulb that illuminates my license plateWent to WalMart and bought several three-way adapters for cigarette lightersGot drunk, placed eleven radar detectors in my truck and drove around testing which one worked best (Valentine One)Took a napStarted to assemble wheelbarrow, but Mr. Corona decided to do it tomorrowTook another napPosted nonsense on a dying poker forumI win???

Ship it to Beansie. You should open a charity casino in Michigan. Or buy a building, get a license, have me run it, and charge exorbitant rent and clean up. You could make thousands, if not hundreds.