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Man, there's something about black people that I just can't get enough of.
You need to fill out a dealer application somewhere in Tunica....I was playing 21 at the Gold Strike with a good friend Sat night, drinking heavily and losing seriously. Rick told the floorman to "Unchain this SOB from the table and get us someone that likes white folks!"First time I've ever drank two beers at the same time....
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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Man, there's something about black people that I just can't get enough of.
It probably has something to do with the fact that black people are different from white people (or so I've heard). I recommend going down to your local comedy club to learn more on the issue.
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It probably has something to do with the fact that black people are different from white people (or so I've heard). I recommend going down to your local comedy club to learn more on the issue.
Or you could just ask someone that apparently agrees with you and has more experience in that field...5 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)5 Members: speedz99, andibear, specbrad, zimmer4141, Shimmering Wang...hi Andi.
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And the Wings win the series.Now let's see how many ways people say Anaheim will dominate Detroit in the next series.
Anahiem is probably the most complete team to be on the ice in the last few years (exception would be this years Sabres who may even be better). If you think the Wings will dominate than you're a homer. I haven't made a prediction yet on this series but I still see Anaheim winning. Mabybe in 6 or 7 but they are one damn good team.Wings played great this series but SJ played their worst on top of it. Better hope Anahiem comes out flat and gives up 2 goal leads. I watched the entire Nuck/Duck series and this team is for real.
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I have no clue what the hell either of these guys were thinking. At least I cashed finally.Full Tilt Poker Game #2376634917: $40,000 Guarantee (17803326), Table 34 - 600/1200 Ante 150 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:46:02 ET - 2007/05/07Seat 1: LFitz (42,330)Seat 2: DEANLH (30,171)Seat 3: Zimmer4141 (19,633)Seat 4: DeuceBuster (22,466)Seat 5: Wake all in (15,525)Seat 6: UMWolverines (64,454)Seat 7: Pizz Master (11,982)Seat 8: JustLikeGus (8,175)Seat 9: IgorFederal (26,648)LFitz antes 150DEANLH antes 150Zimmer4141 antes 150DeuceBuster antes 150Wake all in antes 150UMWolverines antes 150Pizz Master antes 150JustLikeGus antes 150IgorFederal antes 150DeuceBuster posts the small blind of 600Wake all in posts the big blind of 1,200The button is in seat #3*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Zimmer4141 [9s 9h]UMWolverines foldsPizz Master foldsJustLikeGus foldsIgorFederal raises to 2,400LFitz calls 2,400DEANLH calls 2,400Zimmer4141 raises to 19,483, and is all inWake all in: ty for not leaving me priced into thatDeuceBuster has 15 seconds left to actPizz Master: lolDeuceBuster calls 18,883Wake all in foldsIgorFederal foldsLFitz foldsJustLikeGus: jfcLFitz: jesusPizz Master: holy mammaLFitz: big potDEANLH has 15 seconds left to actDEANLH calls 17,083*** FLOP *** [7h 5h 6c]Pizz Master: pot of the nightWake all in: omgDeuceBuster has 15 seconds left to actLFitz: i would say J-JLFitz: not tensDeuceBuster has timed outDeuceBuster checksWake all in: who overplayed 6,6 is the real questionDeuceBuster is sitting outDEANLH bets 10,538, and is all inDeuceBuster foldsDEANLH shows [Jd Js]Zimmer4141 shows [9s 9h]Uncalled bet of 10,538 returned to DEANLHLFitz: hahahaha*** TURN *** [7h 5h 6c] [2s]JustLikeGus: ?*** RIVER *** [7h 5h 6c 2s] [Ah]Wake all in: wtfDEANLH shows a pair of JacksZimmer4141 shows a pair of NinesDEANLH wins the pot (65,799) with a pair of JacksLFitz: and he hit the A i betZimmer4141 stands up*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 65,799 | Rake 0Board: [7h 5h 6c 2s Ah]Seat 1: LFitz folded before the FlopSeat 2: DEANLH showed [Jd Js] and won (65,799) with a pair of JacksSeat 3: Zimmer4141 (button) showed [9s 9h] and lost with a pair of NinesSeat 4: DeuceBuster (small blind) folded on the FlopSeat 5: Wake all in (big blind) folded before the FlopSeat 6: UMWolverines folded before the FlopSeat 7: Pizz Master folded before the FlopSeat 8: JustLikeGus folded before the FlopSeat 9: IgorFederal folded before the Flop

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Tell me you're a Wild fan and we'll be on good terms again.
Sure am, although I dont watch hockey nearly as often as I do baseball or football. Basketball, you can forget it. Unless the Wolves are in the playoffs, Im not watching.
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hallo. lori i talk to jared often. hes a good guy. im happy he gets to go home soon. i'm looking at november right now POSSIBLy another year though. dont even ask.....

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hallo. lori i talk to jared often. hes a good guy. im happy he gets to go home soon. i'm looking at november right now POSSIBLy another year though. dont even ask.....
Hey baby cakes!Yeah, Im grateful he gets to come home soon, I really miss him. Keep your chin up, kiddo and be safe. Hopefully you'll get to come home sooner than you think.Miss you!
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Went to a wake tonight. Apparently my cousin is making seven figures. Who knew?Then again, he also has alienated everyone he knows and hasn't even met his 7 month old niece because he's so busy...even though he's in new york every week for business and could stop in at basically any time...and also goes on sweet vacations every other month or so. There's no point to this story. Basically it was just more people that now think I'm going to be a vet and will make for more awkward reunions next time I see them if it doesn't pan out.:hot pole vaulter:

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Went to a wake tonight. Apparently my cousin is making seven figures. Who knew?Then again, he also has alienated everyone he knows and hasn't even met his 7 month old niece because he's so busy...even though he's in new york every week for business and could stop in at basically any time...and also goes on sweet vacations every other month or so. There's no point to this story. Basically it was just more people that now think I'm going to be a vet and will make for more awkward reunions next time I see them if it doesn't pan out.:hot pole vaulter:
You're assuming you're going to get sucked out on.Oh wait, we're still pretending you aren't gonna suceed at this, aren't we? Carry on.
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Some kid I work with called in today, and this is a direct quote here, "some fucking Mexicans broke into my fucking car and stole my CD player and pissed all over it."When I heard this, I immediately quipped, "So I guess you could say he called in spic today!"I had to hold my breath and grimace until Misters Ayala and Juarez laughed.Wang

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I can remember my first woody. It was Catgirl on the Batman tv show. Meow
They had Batman in the 1300s?I can't believe I'm the first here. You guys are slipping.
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Incorrect. The Spurs will be crowned Champions.
If the Pistons play the Spurs in the Championship there is no way in hell they lose to them again, Spurs are not as good as 2 years ago and the Pistons are playing some great ball and with Webber and Saunders are offensively way ahead of the last time they met. The team Detroit will have the toughest matchup with is the suns.
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If the Pistons play the Spurs in the Championship there is no way in hell they lose to them again, Spurs are not as good as 2 years ago and the Pistons are playing some great ball and with Webber and Saunders are offensively way ahead of the last time they met. The team Detroit will have the toughest matchup with is the suns.
Please. The Spurs are the class of the NBA. Defensively head and shoulders above the pack and Duncan/Parker is unstoppable force.
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This just in...May 25th is "D-Day"or..."-D Day"I cant say anymore about it.... LOL!
Why do I get the feeling this will be both the most horrifying and awesome day in the history of the world?
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I've just finished watching Season 1 of House on DVD, and boy are my arms tired!...wait a second. That doesn't make any sense.I think I have a brain tumor.Wang

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I've just finished watching Season 1 of House on DVD, and boy are my arms tired!...wait a second. That doesn't make any sense.I think I have a brain tumor.Wang
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Man, there's something about black people that I just can't get enough of.
There should be further, more in-depth study into this species. Look at their ability to "hunt and gather" for the necessities. Fascinating.katrina2.jpg
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