MasterLJ 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 pretty much sums it up.In Klingon apparently. Link to post Share on other sites
chester97 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 In Klingon apparently.what? you don't speak klingon? pft. loser. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Hey, did you guys know that thre are starving kids in China that dont even get to have bad beats, you should be thankful...inconsiderate assholes. Link to post Share on other sites
profxavier9 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Hey, did you guys know that thre are starving kids in China that dont even get to have bad beats, you should be thankful...inconsiderate assholes.You never disappoint me you always can find a way to flame ....That is really brutal though i wouldnt be sleeping that night. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 You never disappoint me you always can find a way to flame ....That is really brutal though i wouldnt be sleeping that night.i think of this stuff just for you Link to post Share on other sites
Thriceknurd 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 The Party Poker Bad Beat Jackpot Join Party Poker's Progressive Bad Beat Jackpot. Just play in one of their many Bad Beat Jackpot tables and lose with 4 of a kind -8's or better and win! 70% of the accumulated progressive jackpot will be distributed and 20% will be used to seed the next jackpot. Qualifying for the Bad Beat Jackpot: - Enter a real money Texas Holdem game available under the Bad Beat Jackpot Tab.- Buy-ins available from $2.00/$4.00 up to $15.00/$30.00.- 4 or more players must be dealt into the hand.- Four of a kind (8's or better) must be the losing hand in order to qualify for the bad beat jackpot.- The hand of the winner and loser must include both the hole cards and the hands must go to a showdown.- They must be raked hands to qualify.- If there are more than 2 hands that qualify, the 2 highest hands will qualify for the jackpot.- Qualifying hands must be played independently. A player may not discuss with another player how to act or reveal their hand. Violation of this will disqualify the hand. Link to post Share on other sites
dimseven 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Patton4 wrote:Poker God 1: Check this out, man... watch what I do here.Poker God 2: Ouch... you demolished her flopped quads.... but wait a second, she's gonna get over 30k for this... at a 2/4 table!?!? WTF!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?Poker God 1: (lunges for his mouse) OH NO!!! (clicks the "one-out BBJ ruiner" button) Whew... I almost F'ed that one up!Poker God 2: (ROFL) You are sick, man!!! Link to post Share on other sites
EvilGN 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Patton4 wrote:Poker God 1: Check this out, man... watch what I do here.Poker God 2: Ouch... you demolished her flopped quads.... but wait a second, she's gonna get over 30k for this... at a 2/4 table!?!? WTF!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?Poker God 1: (lunges for his mouse) OH NO!!! (clicks the "one-out BBJ ruiner" button) Whew... I almost F'ed that one up!Poker God 2: (ROFL) You are sick, man!!!thats got to be one of the greatest poker jokes I have ever heard....oh and yeah sux for that guy.... Link to post Share on other sites
PrtyPSux 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 OMFG This kid is nuts. Link to post Share on other sites
poguemahone68 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 OMFG This kid is nuts. Link to post Share on other sites
PrtyPSux 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 i know right?lolI stared blankly at the monitor for the whole video just trying to figure out wtf was going on. I wonder what he was doing? Im guessing some sort of video game.I love the climax at the end. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 i know right?lolI stared blankly at the monitor for the whole video just trying to figure out wtf was going on. I wonder what he was doing? Im guessing some sort of video game.I love the climax at the end.definitely, the keyboard body slam is the greatest! and the ESC key mishap as well! Link to post Share on other sites
anselm 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around this. That was just cruel. I think PP should make an exception and give her some $$$ as a Bad Beat in the Bad Beat Jackpot prize.I don't think there was $38k on the line, but the worst beat I've ever heard of was quad kings vs. quad aces vs. royal flush. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around this. That was just cruel. I think PP should make an exception and give her some $$$ as a Bad Beat in the Bad Beat Jackpot prize.I don't think there was $38k on the line, but the worst beat I've ever heard of was quad kings vs. quad aces vs. royal flush.no, the badbeat jackpot was 38k i believe, he had it clinched until the river Link to post Share on other sites
anselm 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 no, the badbeat jackpot was 38k i believe, he had it clinched until the riverI know... when did I claim it was otherwise? Your real name isn't Ric Romero by any chance is it? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I know... when did I claim it was otherwise? Your real name isn't Ric Romero by any chance is it? i must have misinterpreted your post then, sry...i dont know anyone by that name either Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 OMFG This kid is nuts.holy hell i'm bawling right now, that was hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 OMFG This kid is nuts.holy crap.i think the video must've been his mother in a schizer porn or something, that is friggin nuts. Link to post Share on other sites
anselm 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 My apologies if this has been posted before but...http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/poker/colum...zine&id=2316427 Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 must've been a slow day at the typewriterI doubt that really happened. Link to post Share on other sites
SunDrop 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 holy crap.i think the video must've been his mother in a schizer porn or something, that is friggin nuts.My favorite part is that he is so out of breath after he screams.But other than that, it's a set up. Like those videos on Americans Funniest where you wonder why the hell they would be taping what they were taping. Link to post Share on other sites
ROGUE06 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 "If you are an excellent player, people are going to draw out on you a lot more than you're going to draw out on them because they're simply going to have the worst hand against you a lot more times than you will have the worst hand against them" -Bobby BaldwinWhen I get bad beats in my home games but my donk friends, I remember Mr. Baldwin's words of wisdom. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 OMFG This kid is nuts.Why is Phil Helmuth sending his son to Germany to take online classes for .25/.50 Omaha?Keep American's in America I always say Link to post Share on other sites
InertGrudge 0 Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 That is officially about the sickest thing I've ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites
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