fun topic.. chip tricks or chip stacks

[....Ian.... 0]

This could be the dumbest topic ever....favorite chip trick/ stacking method???Gimme a break.....i concentrate on getting chips, not playing with them, or stacking them any certain way.....no offense op....just my opinion    :roll:

first things first, shut the censored upnext, dont you remember what Ducth Boyd says, If you know more chip tricks than another guy he thinks, "WHOA!, I gotta watch out for him"

thought i believe there is some merit to this....i beleive its FAR more intimidating by outplaying opponents and particulary showing down BIG hands early.chip tricks get you laid though (sw)

[jlgosse 0]

You must be the guy who has sexual fantasies about Ungar.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

No, that is me.

[Blacksheep626 0]

This could be the dumbest topic ever....favorite chip trick/ stacking method???Gimme a break.....i concentrate on getting chips, not playing with them, or stacking them any certain way.....no offense op....just my opinion    :roll:

Great im happy for you but you obviously care somewhat since you spent time posting about this. To the OP i like to stack my chips in stacks of 10 and once i make a few columns i turn the stacks of 10 into stacks of 20.

[brabz 0]

No one seems to be really crazy about the chip stacking thing. Personally, I'd say I border on OCD with the way I organize them, and it actually works to my advantage. The majority of people who stack their chip in a very organized/obsessive way often get classified as tight and conservative based on this type of behavior. Normally, I play fairly aggressively, and I end up sweeping up a lot of small pots because I tend to get classified as a much tighter player than I really am.The method to my madness:- Stacks of 10.- All chips face up (Casino Name/Main Side)- Chips in order from left to right, lowest denomination on left, highest on right.- 50 or more of any chip becomes a three-tiered pyramid with excess chips on the side for immediate play.There's probably more rules I set for myself when I sit down, but those are rules I always follow. Flame away, but it works for me, and I feel more comfortable and in control of myself when I have perfect control and organization of the chips in front of me. As for chip tricks, I like the knuckle roll, the twirl, and 16 of 2 different chip colors and shuffling them until they're back to one solid color on each side

[richgambler 0]

1) NO 2)If youre taking advice from Dutch Boyd....Good Luck

I'm sure you've made more than his $175000 in the last 3 WSOP.No, not in WSOP play i havent made that much--cash games are a different story....and if you dont think dutch boyds a d ouchebag, then...... :shock:

[richgambler 0]

You must be the guy who has sexual fantasies about Ungar.

You must be the guy who fantasizes about guys f ucking Ungar....I get it....you must want dutch boyds balls...sorry i made fun of your man..... :wink:

[Drum Infected 0]

I like the way Carlos stacks them, like he's making a building out of them from scratch.here's another stack I made but not as kewl You guys know that there was an event for chip stacking at the B.A.R.G.E.?I can't remember what years though.I remember Chris Ferguson won the trophy for best chip stack. I'll see if I can find the pic[/img]

[socdave 0]

in my home game, people are amazed by the fact that i can do the butterfly trick(the one evelyn does). the good thing about this is when im in a pot and start doing this trick, i notice that certain players lose focus. of course these players are pretty easy to beat straight up, but doing chip tricks just gives me an extra edge which i will never pass up. as far as stacking, i just build a wall, lowest denominations on the left, highest on the right

[Drum Infected 0]

I found JESUS!

[econ_tim 0]

I play the overwhelming amount of my hands online, so I don't know any chip tricks. When I play at B&M, I just put my chips in stacks of ten, and if I get a lot of chips, I do a row of stack on top of two rows of stacks.

[ChaoPlayaz 0]

Chip tricks are the only things that keep me from dieing of boredom when I play live (remember I live in FL, so everything is $2/2... you don't need to watch the players for more then 5min to see how everyone plays, and 99% of them are absolutely terrible), so I tend to do a lot of themChip shuffle, I combine the shuffle with kind of picking up the stack a little and flipping the bottom chip with the thumb of the hand thats holding the stack, or taking the bottom chip of the stack and sliding it up to the top of the stack with my thumb, and the one where you start the shuffle but instead of shuffling you pick up the left stack and put it on top of the right stack. I mix all of those in between shuffles.Drop and twirl (am I the only one that likes to do is horizontally?)ButterflyThumb flipFinger flipKnuckle Roll (end the roll by dropping the chip off my knuckle and having it hit the table and bounce on top of a stack of chips)The one where you hit the chip on the table and it goes out and spins and comes back to you (don't know the name). Also like doing that on top of a stack of chips where you hit it on the stack and it just sits there and spins on the stack then comes back off.I feel like I'm forgetting some, I'll edit if I remember

[Men the Hellmuth 0]

I like to put my chips in a single stack.So, on those relatively frequent occasions I'm heads up at the end of a tournament, I have one enormous stack, reaching nearly to the top of the casino.After defeating my opponent, I will run to him, flat out sprint, if there is enough distance, and shoulder tackle him.While he is dazed I remove his pants and underwear (which, humorously is usually tighty-whities), and put him over my shoulder.I climb, hand over hand to the top of my monster single stack and impale him anally upon it.  With a firm grasp on his thighs, I let all of my weight hang, driving the stack deeper and deeper into his rectum, as far as I possibly can.I shake my body, and thereby his body, to drive the stack past whatever internal obsticles that may be obstsructing it's progress.The blood, which, by now is inveriably flowing, helps in this endeavor.Once I am satisyfied I cannot unite them any further, I slide down the chip-pole fireman style.Amidst the cries of terror and moans of disgust that inevitably accompany this "chip trick" of mine, emminating from those who witness it, I grab my winnings and make my way to the exit.There are times that people have died from the rectal trauma, and quite a few severe injuries.Yes, I have spent time in prison for it.It's worth it.

Spademan, i have read some of your response's before and i must say you must have a lot of time on your hands to come up with some of the things you say.. or a great imagination.... It was funny though.... and for the people who commented about this being a lame thread.. sorry.. it was 4 am here in New York...... And obviously its all about getting the chips....... i know this.. jeese...

[Drum Infected 0]

and for the people who commented about this being a lame thread.. sorry.. it was 4 am here in New York......

No need to be sorry, the thread was titled fun topic

[Men the Hellmuth 0]

and for the people who commented about this being a lame thread.. sorry.. it was 4 am here in New York......

No need to be sorry, the thread was titled fun topic

thanks Drum...... thats what i thought i said :wink:

[....Ian.... 0]

I like to put my chips in a single stack.So, on those relatively frequent occasions I'm heads up at the end of a tournament, I have one enormous stack, reaching nearly to the top of the casino.After defeating my opponent, I will run to him, flat out sprint, if there is enough distance, and shoulder tackle him.While he is dazed I remove his pants and underwear (which, humorously is usually tighty-whities), and put him over my shoulder.I climb, hand over hand to the top of my monster single stack and impale him anally upon it.  With a firm grasp on his thighs, I let all of my weight hang, driving the stack deeper and deeper into his rectum, as far as I possibly can.I shake my body, and thereby his body, to drive the stack past whatever internal obsticles that may be obstsructing it's progress.The blood, which, by now is inveriably flowing, helps in this endeavor.Once I am satisyfied I cannot unite them any further, I slide down the chip-pole fireman style.Amidst the cries of terror and moans of disgust that inevitably accompany this "chip trick" of mine, emminating from those who witness it, I grab my winnings and make my way to the exit.There are times that people have died from the rectal trauma, and quite a few severe injuries.Yes, I have spent time in prison for it.It's worth it.

OMG people in my office are looking at me b/c i'm laughing so hard

[Spademan 94]

Spademan, i have read some of your response's before and i must say you must have a lot of time on your hands to come up with some of the things you say.. or a great imagination.... It was funny though....  

I've got quim on my hands.

[speedz99 145]

Spademan, i have read some of your response's before and i must say you must have a lot of time on your hands to come up with some of the things you say.. or a great imagination.... It was funny though....  

I've got quim on my hands.

...maybe we shouldn't meet up at casino az...if we do, please refrain from showing off your favorite chip trick.

[Spademan 94]

...maybe we shouldn't meet up at casino az...if we do, please refrain from showing off your favorite chip trick.

rofl

[Men the Hellmuth 0]

...maybe we shouldn't meet up at casino az...if we do' date=' please refrain from showing off your favorite chip trick.[/quote']rofl

[logic411 0]

why would anyone ask such a pointless question at such a time? If you were any kind of poker player you'd be playing agame instead of posting such drivel. Then again, you are a horrible palyer so perhaps this isnt so pointless.Oh, and to answer your question, my favorte way to stack my chips are the C got busted pyramid.

[Men the Hellmuth 0]

why would anyone ask such a pointless question at such a time? If you were any kind of poker player you'd be playing agame instead of posting such drivel. Then again, you are a horrible palyer so perhaps this isnt so pointless.Oh, and to answer your question, my favorte way to stack my chips are the C got busted pyramid.

Please never post here again..... thank you....BTW... you would know something about chip stacking if A) you ever had chips.... B) if you played anything other then 5 dollar tourneys online......Keep grinding out that milk money kinish, its noble work your doing... :wink:

[potpumper43 0]

chris's sculpture looks like a big bong

[MLMarkland 0]

To whoever hated on this thread...Go make some posts in the "The guy that would whoop my ass at pocker has a less than hot girlfriend thread" you effing dillweed.To OP Men...I'm not much for chip tricks except the shuffle. I just haven't practiced them enough. I'll be completely honest. I feel like a total dweeb muffing a finger roll at the table. Generally, I just like to hear them click. The sound of money. Chink chink chink.To Drum Infected....That's effin rad.

[trippkc 0]

I like to put my chips in a single stack.So, on those relatively frequent occasions I'm heads up at the end of a tournament, I have one enormous stack, reaching nearly to the top of the casino.After defeating my opponent, I will run to him, flat out sprint, if there is enough distance, and shoulder tackle him.While he is dazed I remove his pants and underwear (which, humorously is usually tighty-whities), and put him over my shoulder.I climb, hand over hand to the top of my monster single stack and impale him anally upon it. With a firm grasp on his thighs, I let all of my weight hang, driving the stack deeper and deeper into his rectum, as far as I possibly can.I shake my body, and thereby his body, to drive the stack past whatever internal obsticles that may be obstsructing it's progress.The blood, which, by now is inveriably flowing, helps in this endeavor.Once I am satisyfied I cannot unite them any further, I slide down the chip-pole fireman style.Amidst the cries of terror and moans of disgust that inevitably accompany this "chip trick" of mine, emminating from those who witness it, I grab my winnings and make my way to the exit.There are times that people have died from the rectal trauma, and quite a few severe injuries.Yes, I have spent time in prison for it.It's worth it.

That's pretty gross, seriously. I guess you're "that guy" who always goes a little too far. Yikes...