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Only through the powers of that which is the root beer could we ever hope to induce such a spazztastic shove.feral_cow_icon.gifFeral Cow PokerPokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.25/$0.50 - 6 playersBB: $60.85 UTG: $54.55 UTG+1: $42.70 CO: $83.60 Button: $69.85 SB: $51.80 (Hero)Preflop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with :5c:ts (6 players)UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $6.50, BB folds, UTG+1 calls $5Flop: ($13.50) :jh:D :D (2 players)Hero bets $3.50, UTG+1 raises to $13.50, Hero calls $10Turn: ($40.50) :D (2 players)Hero bets $1, UTG+1 raises to $22.70 and is all-in, Hero calls $21.70River: ($85.90) :qh (2 players)UTG+1 showed :D:club:, and lost with a pair of FoursHero showed :3h:4h, and won ($82.90) with two pair, Aces and KingsHero won $82.90(Rake: $3)

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This deserves to get seen by a few more people. From our resident Stupidhead...v1.27Feral Cow Poker Hand ConverterHEM/Poker Stars NL Hold'em $1.00/$2.00 - 6 playersButton: $237.98SB: $200.00BB: $60.00

I remember when this thread was all about how bad KJ was at 3betting

He's probably not flatting KJ's raise otf if he had a2. Besides, A2 is such a small portion of his range here, we are never ever ever ever ever ever ever folding the turn. People are stupid, they do

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Only through the powers of that which is the root beer could we ever hope to induce such a spazztastic shove.feral_cow_icon.gifFeral Cow PokerPokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.25/$0.50 - 6 playersBB: $60.85 UTG: $54.55 UTG+1: $42.70 CO: $83.60 Button: $69.85 SB: $51.80 (Hero)Preflop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with :5c:ts (6 players)UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $6.50, BB folds, UTG+1 calls $5Flop: ($13.50) :jh:D :D (2 players)Hero bets $3.50, UTG+1 raises to $13.50, Hero calls $10Turn: ($40.50) :D (2 players)Hero bets $1, UTG+1 raises to $22.70 and is all-in, Hero calls $21.70River: ($85.90) :qh (2 players)UTG+1 showed :D:club:, and lost with a pair of FoursHero showed :3h:4h, and won ($82.90) with two pair, Aces and KingsHero won $82.90(Rake: $3)
ROFLMAO!!! Hero bets $1.... That is just too funny betting 1/40 of the pot. Nicely done SuperJon.Kosin Trouble
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Only through the powers of that which is the root beer could we ever hope to induce such a spazztastic shove.feral_cow_icon.gifFeral Cow PokerPokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.25/$0.50 - 6 playersBB: $60.85 UTG: $54.55 UTG+1: $42.70 CO: $83.60 Button: $69.85 SB: $51.80 (Hero)Preflop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with :5c:ts (6 players)UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $6.50, BB folds, UTG+1 calls $5Flop: ($13.50) :jh:D :D (2 players)Hero bets $3.50, UTG+1 raises to $13.50, Hero calls $10Turn: ($40.50) :D (2 players)Hero bets $1, UTG+1 raises to $22.70 and is all-in, Hero calls $21.70River: ($85.90) :qh (2 players)UTG+1 showed :D:club:, and lost with a pair of FoursHero showed :3h:4h, and won ($82.90) with two pair, Aces and KingsHero won $82.90(Rake: $3)
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how the heck does he not try to get it in on the flop is beyond meferal_cow_icon.gifFeral Cow Poker Hand ConverterPokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.25/$0.50 - 6 playersCO: $55.25 Button: $50.75 SB: $50.00 (Hero)BB: $97.20 UTG: $74.90 UTG+1: $49.25 Preflop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with :ts:qh (6 players)UTG raises to $1.50, UTG+1 folds, CO calls $1.50, Button calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.25, BB foldsFlop: ($6.50) :club::D:3h (4 players)Hero checks, UTG bets $3.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $12.70, UTG calls $9.20Turn: ($31.90) :D (2 players)Hero bets $35.80 and is all-in, UTG calls $35.80River: ($103.50) :5c (2 players)Hero showed :4h:jh, and won ($100.50) with three of a kind, SixesUTG showed :D :D, and lost with high card AceHero won $100.50(Rake: $3)

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feral_cow_icon.gifFeral Cow Poker Hand ConverterFull Tilt No-Limit Hold'em $0.10/$0.25 - 6 playersCO: $29.33 Button: $39.20 SB: $25.10 (Hero)BB: $25.00 UTG: $44.39 UTG+1: $24.50 Preflop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with Kd.gifKs.gif (6 players)4 folds, Hero raises to $1, BB raises to $3, Hero raises to $6.95, BB raises to $25, and is all in, Hero calls $18.05Flop: ($50.35) Ad.gif3c.gif8c.gif (2 players)Turn: ($50.35) Jd.gif (2 players)River: ($50.35) 2h.gif (2 players)Hero showed Kd.gifKs.gif, and won ($47.50) with a pair of KingsBB showed 5d.gif8h.gif, and lost with a pair of EightsHero won $47.50(Rake: $2.50)
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feral_cow_icon.gifFeral Cow Poker Hand ConverterFull Tilt No-Limit Hold'em $0.10/$0.25 - 6 playersCO: $29.33 Button: $39.20 SB: $25.10 (Hero)BB: $25.00 UTG: $44.39 UTG+1: $24.50 Preflop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with Kd.gifKs.gif (6 players)4 folds, Hero raises to $1, BB raises to $3, Hero raises to $6.95, BB raises to $25, and is all in, Hero calls $18.05Flop: ($50.35) Ad.gif3c.gif8c.gif (2 players)Turn: ($50.35) Jd.gif (2 players)River: ($50.35) 2h.gif (2 players)Hero showed Kd.gifKs.gif, and won ($47.50) with a pair of KingsBB showed 5d.gif8h.gif, and lost with a pair of EightsHero won $47.50(Rake: $2.50)
i was watching this hand live and i seen flop and was like UGH why he gotta have outs.. also that QQ vs QJ was kinda funny how he 3bet overjams flop
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feral_cow_icon.gifbeware the feral cow packs. they hunger.Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em $0.10/$0.25 - 5 playersCO: $25.78 Button: $7.05 SB: $9.68 BB: $28.09 (Hero)UTG: $15.20 Preflop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 9d.gifTd.gif (5 players)UTG raises to $0.50, 2 folds, SB calls $0.40, Hero calls $0.25Flop: ($1.50) 4s.gif8h.gif7s.gif (3 players)SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checksTurn: ($1.50) Jc.gif (3 players)SB bets $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, UTG raises to $2.25, SB folds, Hero raises to $27.59, and is all in, UTG calls $12.45, and is all inRiver: ($31.15) 2d.gif (2 players)Hero showed 9d.gifTd.gif, and won ($29.60) with a straight, Jack highUTG showed Kd.gifKc.gif, and lost with a pair of KingsHero won $29.60(Rake: $1.55)
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i was watching this hand live and i seen flop and was like UGH why he gotta have outs.. also that QQ vs QJ was kinda funny how he 3bet overjams flop
feral_cow_icon.gifFeral Cow PokerFull Tilt No-Limit Hold'em $0.10/$0.25 - 5 playersBB: $26.16 UTG: $24.21 CO: $29.29 Button: $25.00 (Hero)SB: $25.00 Preflop: ($0.25) Hero is Button with Qs.gifQh.gif (5 players)UTG calls $0.25, CO folds, Hero raises to $1, SB folds, UTG calls $0.75Flop: ($2.25) 7d.gifQc.gif5d.gif (3 players)UTG bets $1.25, Hero raises to $3.50, UTG raises to $23.21, and is all in, Hero calls $19.71Turn: ($48.67) As.gif (3 players)River: ($48.67) 6h.gif (3 players)UTG showed Qd.gifJs.gif, and lost with a pair of QueensHero showed Qs.gifQh.gif, and won ($46.67) with three of a kind, QueensHero won $46.67(Rake: $2)
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sick stuffferal_cow_icon.gifFeral Cow Poker Hand ConverterPokerStars No-Limit Hold'em ($30+$3) t25/t50 - 9 playersUTG: t2,565 UTG+1: t2,760 MP: t3,100 MP2: t3,335 HJ: t4,310 (Hero)CO: t3,000 Button: t2,875 SB: t3,960 BB: t2,340 Preflop: (t75) Hero is HJ with :ts:D (9 players)UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to t200, MP calls t200, MP2 raises to t800, Hero folds, CO raises to t3000 and is all-in, 2 folds, BB calls t2290 and is all-in, 2 folds, MP2 calls t2200Flop: (t8,765) :D :D :3h (3 players)Turn: (t8,765) :ts (3 players)River: (t8,765) :5c (3 players)MP2 showed :jh:D, and lost with a flush, King highCO showed :club::qh, and won (8765) with a flush, Ace highBB showed :club::4h, and lost with a pair of QueensCO won t8765

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[waaaaahhh]Just wanted to baw bc I'd be back up to 25 or 50NL if I didn't have to keep withdrawing winnings to like... live :(Moving the roll up by bonus/rakeback only and having a 40BI min is waaahh slow even though its ROR is like noneI should've never stopped playing online[/waaaahhh]

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i was playing with 3 buyins for 25nl like 3 weeks ago... i have close to 15 buyins now, u can take a shot or two, but with your style, its prob better to have lots of buyins for a level.EDIT: i think i need to withdraw now before the poker gods read this post.

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roberts... if my bankroll was expendable and I could butso and move on with life I'd have no problem taking shots... I need an effective zero ROR though because I *have* to get paid weekly so I'm forced to be a BR nit... and with 40 BI I can't even really afford to play my full game cuz, like we all know, mongoloid 3betting is high variance. To play that 30/25/12ish game i love so much I need 40 expendable BI... so like 80BI for a level.I know I'll get there I just needed to vent cuz massing FPPs takes a while esp without SN. So I just has to has fun on minimum wage for the time being wheeeeeeeIt is cool though that Stars has cheapened up their bonuses and they're now cash instead of having to clear them.

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That isn't even including the coolers. feral_cow_icon.gifConverting hands till the cows come homeFull Tilt No-Limit Hold'em $0.25/$0.50 - 6 playersUTG: $53.10 UTG+1: $118.50 CO: $87.40 (Hero)Button: $50.00 SB: $35.60 BB: $82.00 Preflop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with :ts:5c (6 players)UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, Button calls $1.50, SB folds, BB calls $1Flop: ($6.25) :qc:club::D (4 players)BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $4.50, Button raises to $10, 2 folds, Hero calls $5.50Turn: ($26.25) :jh (2 players)Hero checks, Button checksRiver: ($26.25) :D (2 players)Hero checks, Button bets $38.50, and is all in, Hero calls $38.50Hero mucked :4h :acButton showed :7s:jh, and won ($100.25) with three of a kind, NinesButton won $100.25(Rake: $3)feral_cow_icon.gifConverted by the cows of Feral Cow PokerFull Tilt No-Limit Hold'em $0.25/$0.50 - 6 playersButton: $41.80 SB: $50.00 BB: $117.35 (Hero)UTG: $62.25 UTG+1: $77.70 CO: $82.50 Preflop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with :4h:3h (6 players)CO raises to $1.50, Button calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.25, UTG foldsFlop: ($5.00) :3h:3d:qh (5 players)Hero checks, CO bets $3, Button calls $3, Hero raises to $12, CO folds, Button raises to $40.30, and is all in, Hero calls $28.30Turn: ($88.60) :D (4 players)River: ($88.60) :D (4 players)Button showed :club::ts, and won ($86.60) with a full house, Aces full of KingsHero showed :5c:qh, and lost with three of a kind, AcesButton won $86.60(Rake: $2)I think you gave me cursed money.
Although fighter why not 3-bet w/AK from the CO to MP's open? Same with AQ? Stats?
AK, I am not sure I can get 160bb in with AK profitably vs MP, he was kind of tight and BB was a massive fish so having him in the pot is greater then a marginally profitable high variance play. AQ, I might be able to 3bet profitably since the CO was the BB fish in previous hand. However since we are 200bb deep he can put me in stupid spots if he was to 4 bet since I think he can do it with AJ or 88 type hands but I am really not sure if getting in AQ pre would be the best move. He would never fold to the 3bet regardless and as a result the other guy would also come along so now I have a massive pot oop where I can't just blindly cbet because it is 3way and massive fish is massive. Espically when i can get spots like on this flop where I am certain I can stack all his Aces ,some 9s and calls from flush draws. As for the other hands posted in this thread. The better you guys get the stupider the hands you post are. You are all nuts.
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Man, my sessions suck. I always get screwed over by the looser guys. This one guy tonight literally kept getting running monsters hand after hand after hand. It was stressful. And then, again, couldn't get any action at all on any of the monsters I had. Also, when I was drawing, or just even had top pair, I would always have to fold out due to the loosest full rings I've ever seen, and then ended up always having the river and missed out on like five BIs. This time I was doing a full ring, and was under 20% the whole time. Lost one BI in total. -.-

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roberts... if my bankroll was expendable and I could butso and move on with life I'd have no problem taking shots... I need an effective zero ROR though because I *have* to get paid weekly so I'm forced to be a BR nit... and with 40 BI I can't even really afford to play my full game cuz, like we all know, mongoloid 3betting is high variance. To play that 30/25/12ish game i love so much I need 40 expendable BI... so like 80BI for a level.I know I'll get there I just needed to vent cuz massing FPPs takes a while esp without SN. So I just has to has fun on minimum wage for the time being wheeeeeeeIt is cool though that Stars has cheapened up their bonuses and they're now cash instead of having to clear them.
u should go back to full tilt.. did u know they changed up their rakeback system to better suit the more aggressive people, the more pots your involved in, the more rakeback u get vs some nit who sits there waiting on monsters and barely plays hands.
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u should go back to full tilt.. did u know they changed up their rakeback system to better suit the more aggressive people, the more pots your involved in, the more rakeback u get vs some nit who sits there waiting on monsters and barely plays hands.
That's not necessarily a good thing really. It might give aggressive players more rake back (not sure if there are people getting more than the old 27%) but nits getting less doesn't have to be a good thing. If there were nits out there that were a losing player to you because you run them over but break even on the old rake back but don't break even anymore that's lost money for you. In general I think only ftp wins as they have to pay out less rake back.
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Only nits in fullring rush. feral_cow_icon.gifMoooooooooooraaawwwr.Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em $0.25/$0.50 - 9 playersButton: $70.20 SB: $52.00 BB: $121.25 UTG: $27.25 UTG+1: $81.50 MP: $51.55 MP2: $68.70 HJ: $47.00 CO: $50.20 (Hero)Preflop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with :D:club: (9 players)4 folds, HJ raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $4.50, 3 folds, HJ calls $3Flop: ($9.75) :jh:D:3h (2 players)HJ checks, Hero checksTurn: ($9.75) :4h (2 players)HJ bets $5.50, Hero calls $5.50River: ($20.75) :D (2 players)HJ bets $14.50, Hero calls $14.50HJ showed :5c:qh, and lost with two pair, Tens and EightsHero showed :D:ts, and won ($47.30) with two pair, Aces and EightsHero won $47.30(Rake: $2.45)

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That's not necessarily a good thing really. It might give aggressive players more rake back (not sure if there are people getting more than the old 27%) but nits getting less doesn't have to be a good thing. If there were nits out there that were a losing player to you because you run them over but break even on the old rake back but don't break even anymore that's lost money for you. In general I think only ftp wins as they have to pay out less rake back.
That and Full tilt has been holding my money hostage for over a month now. I cannot play on a site with awful customer support and who I can't get weekly payments from.Tilt is a horrible site and I'm sorry I ever played there. There are more important things than rakeback.
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bahvillain is a little on the tighter side, with a very high fold to 3bet.the more i look at the hand, the more i dislike my call on the turn. i think i def. get paid off if I hit on the river since my hand is super disguised but i also think a hand like AhQh make up a big part of his range.feral_cow_icon.gifFeral Cow PokerPokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.25/$0.50 - 5 playersCO: $50.75 Button: $50.00 SB: $59.70 (Hero)BB: $51.60 UTG: $92.85 Preflop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with :qh:club: (5 players)2 folds, Button raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $4.50, BB folds, Button calls $3Flop: ($9.50) :4h:5c:ts (2 players)Hero bets $6.30, Button calls $6.30Turn: ($22.10) :3h (2 players)Hero checks, Button bets $11.25, Hero calls $11.25River: ($44.60) :jh (2 players)Hero checks, Button bets $27.95 and is all-in, Hero foldsButton collected $42.60(Rake: $2)

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I like how people who are aggressive stupidly in pokerstars are rewarded heavily with monster hands just pouring out of their ****ing ass. I never fail to see the people who raise every single ****ing hand to lose. They ALWAYS ****ING WIN.

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