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Live 2/4 game this morning.Older gentleman to the table after he takes down a pot with 6 3 offsuit UTG that rivered him a straight:"You gotta play the low cards. The board can't be face cards ALL the time." :club:

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Playing in a live $250 freeze out tourney with 50 people and 20 now left.payout is to top 6.long story short is UTG raises to double the blinds and there are 2 decent players who call (TAG) and me with 8/6h.I am the second biggest stack of those who call.Flop : 7s5s4cUTG bets the pot. (I put him on over cards and continuation bet)Player 2 raises ALL-In (he has board covered)Player 3 thinks and thinks and CallsI fold and show nuts as UTG announces his foldUTg foldsnow I fold thinking that one of them has the Nut flush draw and the other may, MAY have trips.Everyone thinks I am crazy for folding the nuts but I am focused on making the final table and don't want to bust out in one hand when I feel I am a pretty much guaranteed to make it if I stick to smaller pots.The board paired and UTG hit a boat. The other guy did have the flush draw (K high)My question has nothing to do with this particular result. My question is...is that a good fold in general when in a tourney???Also, I got 6th place but that does not matter here.
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I may have posted this once before, but I'm not sure, so I will now.At the casino in Brantford, at a 5/10 limit there were 2 people in the pot after the river card was dealt. I dont' remember the board, but it looked something like... AsQc5s7h7sOld guy checks, Young woman bets, and as a nice gesture (I don't know why people do this) she shows 2s4s.The old man looks at her cards for a minute, studies the board, then calls showing 3/4 offsuit, thinknig it was a chopped pot.
good story. I've played at Brantford before but don't really like going there. I prefer Niagara.
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me and a friend were talking about poker and another friend who only said stuff to be cool told use this storiescount the aces"dude, it was so unreal, this one guy went allin with AA(2) and one guy called him with AK(1) and another with KKthen the flop was QJT then the turn was an A so the AK and KK were gonna split it unless the other guy makes quads.....(yeah, he didnt think a paired board would help) and the river was an A, it was so cool....AA, AK, A on turn, A on river....its rigged

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funniest ive heard in a long long time, about 5 mins ago online.i raised with KK get called. flop Q 10 7 2 hearts. i moved in against 4 players to protect ( all are loose and will call unless it is all in).1 call who shows Q 10. i river a 7 and win the pot.she then said something like this"lucky"me: "you got lucky with 2 pair, i got 'justice'her: "i made a good call preflop and caught what i needed you made a terrible call to go all in when you were a 4-1 dog"me: no no you dont understand, if you want to learn go to the FCP forums, great people, great players (awwww)her: "i hit 2 pair you made a bad call admit it"i asked her how she got the 4-1 part, no reply. she busted out shortly after being crippled by my KK
1. Don't tell fish about this site.2. Please don't associate yourself publicly with this site.
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One of the reasons I continue to play at Party Poker.. aka FISH centralHappyNo need for explanation other than to say... THANK GOD FOR THE FISHIES!!! 0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Sat Jun 03 18:49:18 EDT 2006Table Sea Dragon (Real Money) -- Seat 2 is the buttonTotal number of players : 9Seat 1: jiggers2 ( $68.07)Seat 2: JayinATL ( $65.50)Seat 3: bokerpux ( $50)Seat 5: bekrar ( $50)Seat 6: bbelt ( $36.83)Seat 7: SutidConecta ( $85.65)Seat 8: dlong226 ( $33.50)Seat 9: WJD1111 ( $58.86)Seat 10: mjafish ( $60.04)bbelt posts small blind (0.25)SutidConecta posts big blind (0.50)** Dealing down cards **Dealt to JayinATL [ Kd, Ks ] dlong226 folds.WJD1111 folds.mjafish folds.jiggers2 folds.JayinATL raises (2) to 2bbelt folds.SutidConecta calls (1.50)** Dealing Flop ** : [ Kh, 4d, Jc ] SutidConecta checks.JayinATL checks.** Dealing Turn ** : [ 7s ] SutidConecta bets (3)JayinATL raises (7) to 7SutidConecta raises (12) to 15JayinATL raises (21.79) to 28.79SutidConecta raises (27.58) to 42.58JayinATL raises (34.71) to 63.50JayinATL is all-In.SutidConecta calls (20.92)** Dealing River ** : [ 3d ] Creating Main Pot with $128.25 with JayinATL** Summary **Main Pot: $128.25 | | Rake: $3Board: [ Kh 4d Jc 7s 3d ]jiggers2 balance $68.07, didn't bet (folded)JayinATL balance $128.25, bet $65.50, collected $128.25, net +$62.75 [ Kd Ks ] [ three of a kind, kings -- Kd,Ks,Kh,Jc,7s ]bokerpux balance $50, sits outbbelt balance $36.58, lost $0.25 (folded) SutidConecta balance $20.15, lost $65.50 [ Th 5h ] [ high card king -- Kh,Jc,Th,7s,5h ]dlong226 balance $33.50, didn't bet (folded)WJD1111 balance $58.86, didn't bet (folded)mjafish balance $60.04, didn't bet (folded)

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Could you guys please quit quoting cu in 4 years dan, and cobaltstorm... I have them blocked and would appreciate not being subject to their BS when people quote their posts.Thank you.- From, all of FCP.

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Could you guys please quit quoting cu in 4 years dan, and cobaltstorm... I have them blocked and would appreciate not being subject to their BS when people quote their posts.Thank you.- From, all of FCP.
:club: you're getting a mean streak!is that part of the withdrawal symptoms?
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***** Hand History for Game 4439185195 *****$50 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, June 04, 13:00:58 ET 2006Table Table 95896 (Real Money)Seat 1 is the buttonTotal number of players : 10 Seat 1: davidw102 ( $41.50 )Seat 2: gaz1080 ( $35 )Seat 4: SeaPea ( $49.25 )Seat 5: senor57 ( $51.92 )Seat 6: jooosh112 ( $33.25 )Seat 7: fiel47 ( $92.90 )Seat 8: mschornack ( $8 )Seat 9: gaier7777 ( $20.35 )Seat 10: Razrrr ( $34.90 )Seat 3: whitesox9999 ( $9.50 )gaz1080 posts small blind [$0.25].whitesox9999 posts big blind [$0.50].** Dealing down cards **Dealt to whitesox9999 [ Kd 9d ]SeaPea calls [$0.50].senor57 calls [$0.50].jooosh112 folds.fiel47 folds.mschornack calls [$0.50].gaier7777 folds.Razrrr calls [$0.50].davidw102 folds.gaz1080 folds.whitesox9999 checks.** Dealing Flop ** [ 2s, 3h, Kc ]whitesox9999 checks.SeaPea checks.senor57 bets [$0.50].mschornack folds.Razrrr folds.whitesox9999 calls [$0.50].SeaPea folds.** Dealing Turn ** [ Kh ]whitesox9999 checks.senor57 bets [$4.50].whitesox9999 is all-In [$8.50]senor57 calls [$4].** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]senor57 shows [ 5c, Tc ] a pair of kings.whitesox9999 shows [ Kd, 9d ] three of a kind, kings.whitesox9999 wins $19.75 from the main pot with three of a kind, kings.

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this thread is not about bad calls/misclicks, etc..it's about things fish SAYthanks.
Kick his *** Seabass.Anyway I've got one, trying to start a table and was playing HU for about 20 hands and flopped second pair on the button. I bet flop and turn. Villian donk-bet me on the river. I called and he showed nothing."You're too dumb to make laydowns"
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this thread is not about bad calls/misclicks, etc..it's about things fish SAYthanks.
we should have a brag thread, 2+2 has one called the fish fry were people can post hands in that they won 80bb or more from donkeys
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