Dogpatch 2 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 To the ****ers who stole my coin collection. I'm not exactly sure who you are, but you were supposed to be friends of mine, you fux. That coin collection was worth MAYBE $10 or something like that, but you had to break into my house and steal it for beer money. Well, clearly you are stupid as a donut, because there was some real jewelry kicking around, as well as some other valuables, not to mention the liquor cabinet, but you missed that.****ing idiots.Oh, and to the scumbag who sold me my first pot. It was some other kind of herb, *******. Don't think I don't remember...**********.Friends are overrated.Speaking of assholes breaking in...to the guys who broke into my apartment in Tallahassee about 8-9 years ago. Thanks for eating my bag of chips and stealing the few cds I had. I had two copies of Magic Juan (a local band, not the rapper). You could of just took one copy and left me the other. The drummer is dead, the band broke up and I'd really like to have another copy... thanks asshole. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 That shit didn't work for Shaggie, and it ain't workin' for you. I know the truth!Mr. Boombastic, my ass!works for me all the time Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 This Guy whoever he was... Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 To the fuckers who stole my coin collection. I'm not exactly sure who you are, but you were supposed to be friends of mine, you fux. That coin collection was worth MAYBE $10 or something like that, but you had to break into my house and steal it for beer money. Well, clearly you are stupid as a donut, because there was some real jewelry kicking around, as well as some other valuables, not to mention the liquor cabinet, but you missed that.Fucking idiots.Oh, and to the scumbag who sold me my first pot. It was some other kind of herb, asshole. Don't think I don't remember...**********.Friends are overrated.When I was a kid I had a paper route.I used to collect every Friday, and I always looked forward to going to this little old ladies house who lived all alone. She would pay me the paper collections and then ALWAYS give me a silver dollar.Now, these were Morgan silver dollars. Thick, heavy, 1880's rare as hell silver dollars! I had 5 brothers and sisters, so I knew if they found out they would be given to the goddamn ice cream truck guy, so I hide them in a crawl space in our basement.Then one day our house caught on fire. Thye put it out and I ran downstairs, and sure as heck, they my coins were, perfectly undamaged just as I had left them. But the fire incident scared me so much that I knew I had to find a better place to keep them. My mother had opened up a small saving account for me when I was 6 at a tiny Credit Union at our church. I knew they had a vault and that my coins would be safe from fire there, so off I went to deposit my beloved coins.btw, I had over 100 of them.Anyway...long story longer, I told my Mom that I put them in the safe at the Credit Union and she freaked out. "Did you see them get put in the safe?". "Well...no, not really.."We run over there and sure enough, they are gone, with nothing left to show but a nice little $100 entry in my account book. The Church Credit Union teller knew exactly what the hell had happened and stole my coins, the FU*CKING C*NT!!!!!!!!!!!FFFFFFFFFF YOOOOUOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CHURCH CREDIT UNION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wow...that felt pretty good.... Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 I'm going to suggest just upgrading this to 'other drivers'. I hate them all. They all suck. When I encounter (haha, almost said 'run into') one who doesn't suck, I'm so amazed that I generally give them a nice big smile and a thumbs up. That never happens.yeah I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree with this. pretty much all other drivers are incompetent morons who should be killed.to the drug dealer who sold me dirty coke and made my nose bleedso I guess that whole rehab thing was overrated huhAnyway...long story longer, I told my Mom that I put them in the safe at the Credit Union and she freaked out. "Did you see them get put in the safe?". "Well...no, not really.."holy crap that is bullshit Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 To the guy who wants to call and rebalance his entire portfolio at 4 in the morning right before I get off work. I hate you. Die. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 I've been on the phone with Xbox for the past 33 minutes and have gotten nowhere.I had Xbox Live, though I never used it that much. Back on Aug 24th I received an email from them stating they have been trying to charge my credit card for another year but it keeps coming up declined. Probably because I closed the account and cut it up when it had some suspicious activity on it. So I called and they could not cancel the service without getting a new credit card to get it back up to date and then cancel and refund the card. So we did that. Trouble is I get the bill and the $49.99 charge is on there but no refund. So I call up xbox and after about 20 minutes some chick tells me they tried to refund it on the old card. Okay, so switch it. No, we gotta escalate this to Microsoft and they will contact you in 5-10 days. Fine. BS, but fine.I get a call Friday that everything is good to go and solved. I then get an email last night telling me that they are suspending all action on my account because of a bad credit card. What? I check my other cards online statement and no activity on it at all, so no refund was done on that card. So I call up today and start the process over.The woman was a dink. Stupidest person I have talked to in my life and I have talked to plenty. I explain this all to her and she says we need to escalate this. I explain that I will not be waiting 5-10 days again, I want this taken care of now. She says I have to wait 20 minutes on hold before a supervisor will be available. She comes back after 10 and says that she has talked to someone and it is up to me to call the bank and find out what is going on. I explained that what is going on is that you keep trying to put the refund on the wrong card. I have no bank to talk to since I don't have the card or account of the bank you keep trying to issue my refund on. I already checked the other card that should get the refund and nothing has been charged or credited since Aug 24th when you fucking charged me! She didn't like that and told me to relax. I told her to shut the fuck up and find me someone to take care of this. She put me on hold saying she was getting frustrated. I have been trying to get a refund for 6 weeks idiot. She comes back and tells me I need to contact the bank to see if there has been any activity on my account...and that is where I exploded. I have no idea what I said but it wasn't nice. It was loud, it was full of profanity and idle threats, half of it about how stupid she is since we just had this same conversation just 5 mintues ago. 2 minutes later I was put in contact of a supervisor, I had to explain it again, and I did slowly telling him to shut up each time he tried to interrupt. It took him 3 seconds to fix the problem after by that point being on the phone for 52 minutes.*sigh*I get my credit card statement today and they charged me AGAIN instead of refunding me. Been on the phone for the last 29:34 and counting waiting for these dinks to figure it out... Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Yup. Yup. Yup.Here in Michigan we have what is called a Michigan U-Turn. It's a two lane turn to head the other way down a street with a median. Here is a diagram of what it is...What happens is that the person in the inside usually wants to get to the outside lane and thus pushes the person on the outside into the curb. Or the rare issue with this that does happen from time to time is the guy on the outside lan will turn to the inside lane thus cutting off the person in the inside lane. It's the easiest concept in the world, inside to the inside, outside to the outside, but I have bent many a rim getting pushed off the road.Do people in Michigan make a lot of wrong turns that they need extra U-turn lanes? Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 To the stupid ************ in the 1970's Camaro rust bucket with no muffler and a bad idling problem who had to keep revving his engine for 10 minutes before he could leave my townhouse complex at 5:30am on sunday my one day to sleep in. Die ************!!!! Get a new car you peice of shit. Same goes to the ******* who has a mustang 5.0 whos alarm is so sensitive it goes off at least 3 times a week for no good reason. Get a new car alrm or turn that peice of shit off you ****ing inconsiderate bastard!!!edit: the bad words were,motherfucker,motherfucker, asshole and fuck Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 to this guy, on sunday.backstory: i work in a grocery store and were only open 12-5 sunday. i also like americans for the most part. i was directing people out the side door around 510.guy walsk in door.rab: sorry sir were closed.boorish american: i know, im just going to go get some cough dropsrab: sorry, you cant do that, we can get a fine if i let you inboorish american: thats fine, i wont tell anyone (and he proceeds to walk by)5 mins later, i see him walking out the door with 4 or 5 bags of things.rab: um, i thought you said you were getting coughdrops?boorish american: *chuckles* i guess i liedrab: well thats the last time i do a favour for youboorish american: thats fine, im visiting from americarab: GO FIGUREboorish american: excuse me?rab: i said, 'go figure' youre american to pull off a stunt like thatboorish american: i shoudl get you firedrab: i should get you fined/deported for shopping after 5pmRAB 1, boorish american: 0shit like this does piss me off though...lol. luckily its few and far between Link to post Share on other sites
bigkg 0 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Well apparently there's a guy on Stars with the sn "bigkg" who isn't me. Well apparently this guy pissed off some other guy, so he googled "bigkg" and found my profile and my AIM sn and so he had his friend harass me to the point to where he was threatening my life. I found it highly amusing, specifically because he's convinced I'm from some town in Jersey about 10 minutes away from him. I kind of wish would have saved the AIM conversation, *sigh*.So anyways, **** you Jersey piece of shit! Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Well apparently there's a guy on Stars with the sn "bigkg" who isn't me. Well apparently this guy pissed off some other guy, so he googled "bigkg" and found my profile and my AIM sn and so he had his friend harass me to the point to where he was threatening my life. I found it highly amusing, specifically because he's convinced I'm from some town in Jersey about 10 minutes away from him. I kind of wish would have saved the AIM conversation, *sigh*.So anyways, **** you Jersey piece of shit!WTF there's also a new user on FTP called 'TimWakefield' (which I found while checking myself on OPR.com). WTF is that??? That's been my handle on stars for like 3 years, who does this jerk think he is??? Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 to this guy, on sunday.backstory: i work in a grocery store and were only open 12-5 sunday. i also like americans for the most part. i was directing people out the side door around 510.guy walsk in door.rab: sorry sir were closed.boorish american: i know, im just going to go get some cough dropsrab: sorry, you cant do that, we can get a fine if i let you inboorish american: thats fine, i wont tell anyone (and he proceeds to walk by)5 mins later, i see him walking out the door with 4 or 5 bags of things.rab: um, i thought you said you were getting coughdrops?boorish american: *chuckles* i guess i liedrab: well thats the last time i do a favour for youboorish american: thats fine, im visiting from americarab: GO FIGUREboorish american: excuse me?rab: i said, 'go figure' youre american to pull off a stunt like thatboorish american: i shoudl get you firedrab: i should get you fined/deported for shopping after 5pmRAB 1, boorish american: 0shit like this does piss me off though...lol. luckily its few and far betweenWhat a dickhead. You should have grabbed him and dragged him to the produce department and sodomized him with a cucumber. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 I hate those dicks who can't drive with a little snow on the road. Thanks for making my commute an hour longer asshole.Stay home tomorrow, kthx. Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 To all dumb asses who think that Angelina Jolie is hot. SHE IS A NASTY SKANK HOE! Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 To the fuckers who stole my coin collection. I'm not exactly sure who you are, but you were supposed to be friends of mine, you fux. That coin collection was worth MAYBE $10 or something like that, but you had to break into my house and steal it for beer money. Well, clearly you are stupid as a donut, because there was some real jewelry kicking around, as well as some other valuables, not to mention the liquor cabinet, but you missed that.Fucking idiots.Oh, and to the scumbag who sold me my first pot. It was some other kind of herb, asshole. Don't think I don't remember...**********.Friends are overrated.haha you have a coin collectionoh im sorry....had.... Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 haha you have a coin collectionoh im sorry....had....Hey, man, it was the 70's lol. We used to vacation in New England, so I'd go by a roll of pennies or nickels from the local bank (there was usually only one bank in the small towns) and siphon out the coins I needed, keeping the older ones. It was fun while it lasted. I had pennies all the way back to the 1920's. Same with nickels. Managed to get a few dimes and quarters also (I played out of my BR even back then).I still have a proof set of US coins from my birthyear (1961). Might be worth 15$ US lol.They also stole the pot plant my brother was "growing" on our roof. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 rab: i should get you fined/deported for shopping after 5pmThis post is so unintentionally funny it hurts my guts.RAB 0, Life 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 This post is so unintentionally funny it hurts my guts.RAB 0, Life 1.Hey, shopping after 5PM is serious business. You kids these days, shopping till all hours of the night... well, I never!(sorry Rab, I do actually take your side on this. You were doing your job and that guy was a prick) Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 that guy was a prickHe was. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Hey, man, it was the 70's lol. We used to vacation in New England, so I'd go by a roll of pennies or nickels from the local bank (there was usually only one bank in the small towns) and siphon out the coins I needed, keeping the older ones. It was fun while it lasted. I had pennies all the way back to the 1920's. Same with nickels. Managed to get a few dimes and quarters also (I played out of my BR even back then).I still have a proof set of US coins from my birthyear (1961). Might be worth 15$ US lol.They also stole the pot plant my brother was "growing" on our roof.Is you stamp collection ok? Tell me they didn't get the Star Trek replica figurines!!!!!111!!!!11!! Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 To the stupid ************ in the 1970's Camaro rust bucket with no muffler and a bad idling problem who had to keep revving his engine for 10 minutes before he could leave my townhouse complex at 5:30am on sunday my one day to sleep in. Die ************!!!! Get a new car you peice of shit. Same goes to the ******* who has a mustang 5.0 whos alarm is so sensitive it goes off at least 3 times a week for no good reason. Get a new car alrm or turn that peice of shit off you ****ing inconsiderate bastard!!!edit: the bad words were,motherfucker,motherfucker, asshole and fuckIt's gotten to the point that I don't think there is a single person in North America who hears a car alarm even momentarily thinks "Oh crap, someone is getting their car broken into."More common thoughts: "F'n Cat!" "Damn kids!" "3 am?!?!" "Where's my Louisville Slugger?" Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 To this dbag I worked for who is trying to screw me out of $2200 he owes me. Commissioned sales job, they held a reserve out of my sales, due to be paid when I left or at the end of the year. It's been four months this dickhead has been jerking me around, and now he thinks he can get off by just not paying me. I've never wanted to kill someone before in my life, but this cawksmoker is about to have holy hell rain down on his azz. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 To this dbag I worked for who is trying to screw me out of $2200 he owes me. Commissioned sales job, they held a reserve out of my sales, due to be paid when I left or at the end of the year. It's been four months this dickhead has been jerking me around, and now he thinks he can get off by just not paying me. I've never wanted to kill someone before in my life, but this cawksmoker is about to have holy hell rain down on his azz.dont u mean UP his azz? Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 dont u mean UP his azz?No. Rain rains DOWN on people. But I may shove a large cyndrical object UP his azz Link to post Share on other sites
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