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Not me, you idiots.If you have an unaired grievance against someone who is unwilling to accept your diatribe, feel free to post it here.Rules (which will not be enforced, so think of them as...guidlines...yeah, guidelines):Don't name namesDon't just curseKeep it reasonably short and concise

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A huge effff yeeeeeeewwwww to the network geniuses that decided to skip sunday night football to force me to watch 3 hours worth of lackluster baseball.That is all. Thank god for the NFL and NBA. happy days are here again.

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A huge effff yeeeeeeewwwww to the network geniuses that decided to skip sunday night football to force me to watch 3 hours worth of lackluster baseball.That is all. Thank god for the NFL and NBA. happy days are here again.
Old School was on TBS...twice in a row.Major League was on ESPN Classic.
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To everyone who has ever called me mean names in the Religous threads. Wait a minute, what does SMD mean? It's not dirty, is it? (WINK,WINK) I don't care, you guys can all do it. Now.
I'm pretty sure that would be a sin so in consideration of my immortal soul, I'm gonna have to pass. :club:
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To jerks who walk all slow on the sidewalk and you're trying to pass them but then they've got an umbrella or some damn thing and they're swinging it and they're liable to hit you in the nuts if you pass too close and even worse are the people who walk like 4-wide on a busy sidewalk, it's like, come on gimme a break either walk fast or get out of my way, how can you just stroll around like that with people darting in and out between you, obviously you're in everybody's way, go sit on a bench if you're gonna not walk quickly.

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To jerks who walk all slow on the sidewalk and you're trying to pass them but then they've got an umbrella or some damn thing and they're swinging it and they're liable to hit you in the nuts if you pass too close and even worse are the people who walk like 4-wide on a busy sidewalk, it's like, come on gimme a break either walk fast or get out of my way, how can you just stroll around like that with people darting in and out between you, obviously you're in everybody's way, go sit on a bench if you're gonna not walk quickly.
oh man I fucking hate thatalso people who drive really slow in the slow lane and then when you go up to pass them they speed up to however fast you're going. homicidal rage inducing.
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also people who drive really slow in the slow lane and then when you go up to pass them they speed up to however fast you're going. homicidal rage inducing.
I'm going to suggest just upgrading this to 'other drivers'. I hate them all. They all suck. When I encounter (haha, almost said 'run into') one who doesn't suck, I'm so amazed that I generally give them a nice big smile and a thumbs up. That never happens.
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I hate the idiot who can't maintain a certain speed during his trip and you get stuck behind him trying to figure it all out. In the span of 1 mile he goes from 65mph to 72 down to 57 up to 65 down to 60 up to 75 down to 65 down to 53 up to 63.

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I hate the idiot who can't maintain a certain speed during his trip and you get stuck behind him trying to figure it all out. In the span of 1 mile he goes from 65mph to 72 down to 57 up to 65 down to 60 up to 75 down to 65 down to 53 up to 63.
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I'm going to suggest just upgrading this to 'other drivers'. I hate them all. They all suck. When I encounter (haha, almost said 'run into') one who doesn't suck, I'm so amazed that I generally give them a nice big smile and a thumbs up. That never happens.
Yes, people suck at driving.The one that puts me on LFT regardless of how good of a mood I'm in is...let's see if I can describe this coherently...You are waiting at a stop sign to turn, but you have to wait because there is a car coming in the opposite direction on the street you want to turn on to. So you wait, and wait, and notice they are slowing down but they don't have their blinker on so you don't want to pull out in front of them and be wrong. So you wait, and figure even the most inconsiderate person will see a car waiting and turn on their turn signal if they were in fact going to turn onto the street you currently are on...Sigh, but you are wrong and people suck. Every time this happens to me I lose it, and go on very vulgar/violent rants about the other driver.
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to that kid in class who thinks that everytime a thought or insightful idea comes into his head, he must bring it up to the professor right before he's about to let us out early for the day.

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Yes, people suck at driving.The one that puts me on LFT regardless of how good of a mood I'm in is...let's see if I can describe this coherently...You are waiting at a stop sign to turn, but you have to wait because there is a car coming in the opposite direction on the street you want to turn on to. So you wait, and wait, and notice they are slowing down but they don't have their blinker on so you don't want to pull out in front of them and be wrong. So you wait, and figure even the most inconsiderate person will see a car waiting and turn on their turn signal if they were in fact going to turn onto the street you currently are on...Sigh, but you are wrong and people suck. Every time this happens to me I lose it, and go on very vulgar/violent rants about the other driver.
Yup. Yup. Yup.Here in Michigan we have what is called a Michigan U-Turn. It's a two lane turn to head the other way down a street with a median. Here is a diagram of what it is...What happens is that the person in the inside usually wants to get to the outside lane and thus pushes the person on the outside into the curb. Or the rare issue with this that does happen from time to time is the guy on the outside lan will turn to the inside lane thus cutting off the person in the inside lane. It's the easiest concept in the world, inside to the inside, outside to the outside, but I have bent many a rim getting pushed off the road.
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Yup. Yup. Yup.Here in Michigan we have what is called a Michigan U-Turn. It's a two lane turn to head the other way down a street with a median. Here is a diagram of what it is...What happens is that the person in the inside usually wants to get to the outside lane and thus pushes the person on the outside into the curb. Or the rare issue with this that does happen from time to time is the guy on the outside lan will turn to the inside lane thus cutting off the person in the inside lane. It's the easiest concept in the world, inside to the inside, outside to the outside, but I have bent many a rim getting pushed off the road.
There's a simple rule of driving that most people don't comprehend: Complete the turn in the lane you started in.And that U-Turn thing looks scary. Not as in intimidating, I couldn't do it, but scary as in I can imagine alot of dumb asses doing it wrong and killing me.
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Old School was on TBS...twice in a row.Major League was on ESPN Classic.
Really? Now I'm doubly depressed.. Thanks :club:
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to that kid in class who thinks that everytime a thought or insightful idea comes into his head, he must bring it up to the professor right before he's about to let us out early for the day.
And let's not forget the kid who raises their hand at 2:29 on a Friday afternoon and says "Mrs. Battleaxe, you forgot to give us our homework assignment for the weekend."
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To the fuckers who stole my coin collection. I'm not exactly sure who you are, but you were supposed to be friends of mine, you fux. That coin collection was worth MAYBE $10 or something like that, but you had to break into my house and steal it for beer money. Well, clearly you are stupid as a donut, because there was some real jewelry kicking around, as well as some other valuables, not to mention the liquor cabinet, but you missed that.Fucking idiots.Oh, and to the scumbag who sold me my first pot. It was some other kind of herb, asshole. Don't think I don't remember...**********.Friends are overrated.

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Wasnt me.Wasnt me.
That shit didn't work for Shaggie, and it ain't workin' for you. I know the truth!Mr. Boombastic, my ass!
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