speedz99 145 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Do I continue to chase the ex g/f and the approximate 60/40 (against) odds of getting laid when she's in town this weekend, or just get a hooker and deal with the shame?I still don't understand this hooker shame you speak of.Yeah, this thread is totally the best idea anyone has ever had. I would relish the opportunity to be doing what Nikki is doing and I wish I would have beaten her to it.I just found it tonight since I haven't been around, but now that I see she's taking a few days off for whatever reason I would be rather happy to field any questions people have. Give me a chance to help out?It's almost hard to believe that nobody took JesseW316 up on this kind offer.Why don't girls like boys who play poker? How do I explain to them that it isnot pure gambling, and that there is an element of skill in the game, without sounding whiney?If you have no real job, aren't in school, and don't have enough money to flaunt as proof of your poker success, don't plan on many girls being overly interested in you. Unless you're especially good looking and/or charming, that is. Also, why would you sound whiney? You say, "Look bitch, I make my money how I make my money, and until you have my ring on your finger it's none of your goddamn business." Then you slap her...backhand, of course. Trust me. Link to post Share on other sites
Naslund44 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I still don't understand this hooker shame you speak of.It's almost hard to believe that nobody took JesseW316 up on this kind offer.If you have no real job, aren't in school, and don't have enough money to flaunt as proof of your poker success, don't plan on many girls being overly interested in you. Unless you're especially good looking and/or charming, that is. Also, why would you sound whiney? You say, "Look bitch, I make my money how I make my money, and until you have my ring on your finger it's none of your goddamn business." Then you slap her...backhand, of course. Trust me. UNFORGIVABLE Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 UNFORGIVABLEI got scared and closed it after 10 seconds Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 Also, why would you sound whiney? You say, "Look bitch, I make my money how I make my money, and until you have my ring on your finger it's none of your goddamn business." Then you slap her...backhand, of course. Trust me.This would work on some girls, but finding out which girls is the sticky part. I like this advice, though. If followed it should create some hilarity. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 I just broke up with a girl cause she's too nice.how many ways is that fucked up? Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 I just broke up with a girl cause she's too nice.how many ways is that fucked up?347 ways?.........99 but a bitch ain't one?.........Seriously, it's not that crazy. She's not what you need. I'm sorry it didn't work out, but you aren't wrong for what you did. Better to do it now, when it's early, rather than get in really deep and crush her and the kids. You did the right thing, Blue. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 How is this going? Any new developments?Not really. She's back at school now until the summer, so we'll see. I'm exploring other options so I don't care either way.I still don't understand this hooker shame you speak of.Not so much the shame of getting the hooker, but more the self loathing that will follow when I realize how much money I've just spent that I won't have for more important things, like drinking.. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 Not really. She's back at school now until the summer, so we'll see. I'm exploring other options so I don't care either way.Not so much the shame of getting the hooker, but more the self loathing that will follow when I realize how much money I've just spent that I won't have for more important things, like drinking..Money for drinking is important.Maybe you should establish yourself as a gigolo for attractive, older women. They can pay you, so you have money for drinking and you'll be plenty sexed up. Aren't you in LA? There are some hot ladies in there 50s and 60s in LA.edit: Okay, you're in NYC. Why did I think you were in LA? I think the same statement about attractive older women still applies, what with there being good plastic surgeons in big cities. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Maybe you should establish yourself as a gigolo for attractive, older women. They can pay you, so you have money for drinking and you'll be plenty sexed up.Nikki - why should he limit himself to attractive older women?Cdub - how YOU doin'? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 So, you'd blow a tranny? I'm not sure if I'd have an issue with that. Not likely. You like guys, they have the main equipment. You like girls, they have some of the equipment and a suitable hole to deal with. Would you bang the butthole of a tranny with a strap on? If yes, would you bang a regular guy with a strap on if he wanted it? If so, when are you coming to SoFL? What's your thoughts on rimjobs, giving, receiving, male, female? I watched a tranny cumshot compilation on Youporn the other day, it was compelling, in a train wreck sort of way. it was oddly entertaining. I hate when a tranny has a bigger joint than me.SHould this be in the dear Nikki thread?This was in the porn thread, but apparently, she does frequent it enough. It was in response to the linked tranny pee pee vid that you thought was hot. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 so nik, i was in a little diner in lancaster today,,,having lunch on my route,,and i decided to test my newly found skills/confidence on a cute young waitress..so heres how it went:ok...heres how my last encouter with a woman made out:i was at a smal diner in lancaster county, PA:me: hi, how you doin today, busy?her: pretty good, thanks, whatl it be?<tell her the order>me: so do you go to school around here?her: im not interested, okme: umm, waht do you mean?her: im involvedme: well, ok, good, bc im not interested eithershe goes away....5 min laters shes back..her: what do you mean?me: your not my typeher: why not?me: i dont know youre just not tho, sorryher: well...ok5 min later...her: so what is your type? me: im not sure..clearly not you, but someone similar to youher: wel why am I not your type then?me: i cant say..but, i think we should grab some dinner this saturday and fugure this out, you agree?she said no..but i thought was damn SLICK.......anyone agree? Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 so nik, i was in a little diner in lancaster today,,,having lunch on my route,,and i decided to test my newly found skills/confidence on a cute young waitress..so heres how it went:I dunno about slick, but definitely entertaining. Well played. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 5 min later...her: so what is your type? me: im not sure..clearly not you, but someone similar to youher: wel why am I not your type then?me: i cant say..but, i think we should grab some dinner this saturday and fugure this out, you agree?she said no..but i thought was damn SLICK.......anyone agree?This is the point where you lost. The correct answer is "Girls who aren't interested in a nice meal and some good conversation aren't my type." Link to post Share on other sites
Temporary Nuts 1 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Dear Nikki, How do you know if you got the clap? I mean... there's supposed to be discharge and burning piss... they say "razorblades"... but what about a slight tingling? Could I just be convincing myself it's there due to the fact that I've had cerca 20 partners unprotected and just figure it's bound to happen?Sincerely,Mia P. Burns Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 This was in the porn thread, but apparently, she does frequent it enough. It was in response to the linked tranny pee pee vid that you thought was hot.She is traveling the country right now, so its not the best time to get a response. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Dear Nikki, How do you know if you got the clap? I mean... there's supposed to be discharge and burning piss... they say "razorblades"... but what about a slight tingling? Could I just be convincing myself it's there due to the fact that I've had cerca 20 partners unprotected and just figure it's bound to happen?Sincerely,Mia P. Burnsyou gotta get a qtip shoved in where you really don't want to shove a qtip (hint: it's not your bum). but i'd let the doc do it, i'm pretty sure he'll just want to do it again if you do it on your own and try and give it to him. symptoms are not guaranteed to manifest themselves, especially in men. Link to post Share on other sites
Temporary Nuts 1 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 you gotta get a qtip shoved in where you really don't want to shove a qtip (hint: it's not your bum). but i'd let the doc do it, i'm pretty sure he'll just want to do it again if you do it on your own and try and give it to him. symptoms are not guaranteed to manifest themselves, especially in men.yeah...i recently had to drop out of school and work is lame on teh benefits...is there a solution that doesn't involve having to have health insurance? Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 yeah...i recently had to drop out of school and work is lame on teh benefits...is there a solution that doesn't involve having to have health insurance?scalpel.family planning clinic.rabid skunk.all roughly even on the pain scale. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 is there a solution that doesn't involve having to have health insurance? Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 ok...heres how my last encouter with a woman made out: .......anyone agree?I like it. Never let a woman know you're interested. The less interested you appear to be in them, the wilder they get ... yeah...i recently had to drop out of school and work is lame on teh benefits...is there a solution that doesn't involve having to have health insurance?Most places have a county health clinic. Many larger cities have free family planning clinics that will get you the treatment you need. Link to post Share on other sites
Temporary Nuts 1 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 me: im not sure..clearly not you, but someone similar to you FAILYou cannot let this stand alone then go right into asking her out... it's retarded, because itA ) makes you look like you're trying to play it off coolB ) had no slick line that retracts the insulting power of this statement... you had a decent setup but no punchline, feel me?If I wanted to fuck rubber and lubricant I'd buy a blowupdoll and some KY.Also, most of these women are obtained through drunken encounters... whiskey dick is enough of a challenge by itself, let alone when you reduce sensitivity.scalpel.family planning clinic.rabid skunk.all roughly even on the pain scale.will a badger work? and how rabid does it have to be? Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 If I wanted to fuck rubber and lubricant I'd buy a blowupdoll and some KY.hey, don't knock it until you've tried it. although there are far better alternatives to KY. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 If I wanted to fuck rubber and lubricant I'd buy a blowupdoll and some KY. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 If I wanted to fuck rubber and lubricant I'd buy a blowupdoll and some KY.Meh, someone has to pay for all those Valtrex commercials. Link to post Share on other sites
Temporary Nuts 1 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 I am a Cyanide and Happiness Fan SUCCEED Link to post Share on other sites
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