Dear Nikki

[myenemy 0]

Dear Nikki, How do you know if you got the clap? I mean... there's supposed to be discharge and burning piss... they say "razorblades"... but what about a slight tingling? Could I just be convincing myself it's there due to the fact that I've had cerca 20 partners unprotected and just figure it's bound to happen?Sincerely,Mia P. Burns

Anyone think he just posted this for an excuse to use that genius handle?I LOL'ed.

[Nikki_N 17]

This is the point where you lost. The correct answer is "Girls who aren't interested in a nice meal and some good conversation aren't my type."

Yep. It was a funny exchange, but Adam is right.

yeah...i recently had to drop out of school and work is lame on teh benefits...is there a solution that doesn't involve having to have health insurance?

Does Planned Parenthood help guys?

Also, most of these women are obtained through drunken encounters... whiskey dick is enough of a challenge by itself, let alone when you reduce sensitivity.

Then you are going to catch diseases and knock up strangers. I hate condoms. They are necessary in certain situations. Promiscuous sex is one of those situations. I'm all for promiscuous sex, but you've got to put a wrapper on your shit.So, you'd blow a tranny? I'm not sure if I'd have an issue with that. Not likely. You like guys, they have the main equipment. You like girls, they have some of the equipment and a suitable hole to deal with. Would you bang the butthole of a tranny with a strap on? If yes, would you bang a regular guy with a strap on if he wanted it? If so, when are you coming to SoFL? What's your thoughts on rimjobs, giving, receiving, male, female? I watched a tranny cumshot compilation on Youporn the other day, it was compelling, in a train wreck sort of way. it was oddly entertaining. I hate when a tranny has a bigger joint than me.If there was an occasion for me to fellate someone I thought was hot, regardless of gender, I wouldn't rule it out. I would use a strap-on on a person who was game, regardless of gender or proclaimed gender. I'm not a big fan of the rim job idea, but I'm not ruling that out, either. There are really no absolutes here, but in theory, I wouldn't kick that hot tranny chick out of bed.

[finztotheleft 0]

so nik, i was in a little diner in lancaster today,,,having lunch on my route,,and i decided to test my newly found skills/confidence on a cute young waitress..so heres how it went:her: so what is your type? me: I only go out with girls who are really good at oral sex

If she says that she is, you counter with "prove it"

[Ouch-8s 4]

If there was an occasion for me to fellate someone I thought was hot, regardless of gender, I wouldn't rule it out. I would use a strap-on on a person who was game, regardless of gender or proclaimed gender. I'm not a big fan of the rim job idea, but I'm not ruling that out, either. There are really no absolutes here, but in theory, I wouldn't kick that hot tranny chick out of bed.

Oh, hi there!Also, what are the chances this is a good idea? I hate paying retail...

[jeff_536 3]

Oh, hi there!Also, what are the chances this is a good idea? I hate paying retail...

how many times have you dialled that number?

[Ouch-8s 4]

how many times have you dialled that number?

check your call history and tell me!!

[mtdesmoines 3]

Oh, hi there!Also, what are the chances this is a good idea? I hate paying retail...

Best part about this is that there are like five strips with the phone number missing.

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

Best part about this is that there are like five strips with the phone number missing.

Don't bother, it's already sold.

[hblask 1]

Dear Nikki,Do women dye their "other hair" with no intentions to show it to anyone, or would they only do this for someone else?

[renaedawn 1]

Dear Nikki,Do women dye their "other hair" with no intentions to show it to anyone, or would they only do this for someone else?

Who does that other than porn stars?

[Nikki_N 17]

Dear Nikki,Do women dye their "other hair" with no intentions to show it to anyone, or would they only do this for someone else?

I've never known anyone to do this. I know plenty of girls that shave it all off. That seems like the easier solution.

[ShakeZuma 585]

I've never known anyone to do this. I know plenty of girls that shave it all off. That seems like the easier solution.

well that brings up a question for me. if a girl is freshly shaven, does that mean she intends to play slip n slide?

[Nikki_N 17]

well that brings up a question for me. if a girl is freshly shaven, does that mean she intends to play slip n slide?

Not necessarily. Once you shave it all off, it itches when it comes back. It's more comfortable to shave every day or every other day. Now legs are another story...

[chrozzo 19]

omg i am learning soooo muchif only i could get a date...lol

[ShakeZuma 585]

Not necessarily. Once you shave it all off, it itches when it comes back. It's more comfortable to shave every day or every other day. Now legs are another story...

hmm. I'm going to read this as "yes, yes shakezuma, it means they want some."thanks for the advice nikki!

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

hmm. I'm going to read this as "yes, yes shakezuma, it means they want some."thanks for the advice nikki!

If you've figured out she's shaved, doesn't that pretty much mean they want/are getting some?

[ShakeZuma 585]

If you've figured out she's shaved, doesn't that pretty much mean they want/are getting some?

well I wasn't incident specific. depends on if she's awake or not.

[Ouch-8s 4]

If you've figured out she's shaved, doesn't that pretty much mean they want/are getting some?

sometimes she's just looking for an answer to "hey, does this smell funny?"

[myenemy 0]

dear Nik,There is a girl at my job that I am friendly with that is getting married in November. We joke around with each other quite a bit but lately, somehow, weve been joking about how I am going to give her her last **** before marriage. Im talking details. When, how, positions, kissing. She even says she wants to wait till shes a little drunk. Of course all this is said with a bit of blase, like its all a big joke. Is she serious? Does she really plan on ****ing me? Im not sure Im into this..... even though I may have kicked off this whole thing.Completely unrelated:Does a girl want a big deal to be made of when you ask her to be your girlfriend? The situation is that we've been seeing each other for a while, its fairly serious and definitely (Cant think of the word... mutual? Monogamous? The thing where it means that we dont see anyone else). Also she lives in another town (this ring a bell?) but not too far, we see each other at least once every two weeks usually every weekend. I guess the point is, I need to make this thing official, how should I go about that?As always, thank you.

[Nikki_N 17]

dear Nik,There is a girl at my job that I am friendly with that is getting married in November. We joke around with each other quite a bit but lately, somehow, weve been joking about how I am going to give her her last **** before marriage. Im talking details. When, how, positions, kissing. She even says she wants to wait till shes a little drunk. Of course all this is said with a bit of blase, like its all a big joke. Is she serious? Does she really plan on ****ing me? Im not sure Im into this..... even though I may have kicked off this whole thing.Completely unrelated:Does a girl want a big deal to be made of when you ask her to be your girlfriend? The situation is that we've been seeing each other for a while, its fairly serious and definitely (Cant think of the word... mutual? Monogamous? The thing where it means that we dont see anyone else). Also she lives in another town (this ring a bell?) but not too far, we see each other at least once every two weeks usually every weekend. I guess the point is, I need to make this thing official, how should I go about that?As always, thank you.

I'm going to suggest you stay away from the girl at the job. You don't want to get in the middle of that. It is very likely to turn into something more than just a last fling. Also, even if it is a last fling, what if the husband finds out? That would totally suck for both of you. If she wants to cheat on her man (assuming he's not okay with it), let her do it with someone else. Men have been shot for less.As for the long distance giri, I'd say focus your energy there. I think go with a basic nice dinner (not too fancy, you're not proposing so you don't want to freak her out) and just open the conversation. Let her know you've been happy with your relationship so far and that you think she's awesome. Ask her if she thinks the monogamy thing is cool and see how it goes. Via con Dios, sir.

[renaedawn 1]

I've always found that a simple "Are you seeing anybody else besides me?" casually dropped into a regular conversation works. She'll most likely say no to which you say something like "me either" and that's that.

[BigLebowski 0]

Dear Nikki, I just found your column today and love it. I have some work to do to navigate the 27 or so pages I haven't read yet, but I look forward to that.I have been married for 8 years and monogamous with her for 13 (since I was 19). On facial looks I would say a 7 out of 10 at best, but I am 6'4", 210, and keep myself in pretty good shape. I have always gotten along really well with her friends throughout our relationship, probably due to me bringing the herb to parties (I would like to think it is my charm and charisma), but something has come up recently that has made me extremely uncomfortable. Apparently, during one of her nights out with the ladies she had a little too much to drink and spoke very candidly about our sex life and well....my endowment. I have a hard time believing this topic has not come up before, but this is the first I have been told about it.So my problem is that it seems like her friends have become very touchy-feely with me lately. Due to my upbringing (yes, I am blaming this one on my parents) I am just not like that....even with my wife to some extent. Although she has a couple of pretty hot friends I would/have never even considered messing around with any of them. My wife is already more than I can handle. Like I said, I can't imagine this topic having never come up with them in the past. Is my mind playing tricks on me? If not, how should I handle this? Should I tell the wife about it (I don't like this one for a couple of reasons), kindly ask those friends to stop (would have no problem doing this), or is it time to grow up emotionally when it comes to people putting their hands on my body (easier said than done)?Sincerely,GetyourhandsoffmePS..the only woman my wife can't stand is coincidentally named Niki as well. High school sweetheart, full blown lez now (blaming that one on women's HS and DI basketball), but my wife has basically told me if I talk to her again there will be a divorce in my future.

[myenemy 0]

I've always found that a simple "Are you seeing anybody else besides me?" casually dropped into a regular conversation works. She'll most likely say no to which you say something like "me either" and that's that.

I have already had this exact dialogue. Does that mean its official? I thought women need a binding "Youre my girlfriend!".

[Nikki_N 17]

Dear Nikki, I just found your column today and love it. I have some work to do to navigate the 27 or so pages I haven't read yet, but I look forward to that.I have been married for 8 years and monogamous with her for 13 (since I was 19). On facial looks I would say a 7 out of 10 at best, but I am 6'4", 210, and keep myself in pretty good shape. I have always gotten along really well with her friends throughout our relationship, probably due to me bringing the herb to parties (I would like to think it is my charm and charisma), but something has come up recently that has made me extremely uncomfortable. Apparently, during one of her nights out with the ladies she had a little too much to drink and spoke very candidly about our sex life and well....my endowment. I have a hard time believing this topic has not come up before, but this is the first I have been told about it.So my problem is that it seems like her friends have become very touchy-feely with me lately. Due to my upbringing (yes, I am blaming this one on my parents) I am just not like that....even with my wife to some extent. Although she has a couple of pretty hot friends I would/have never even considered messing around with any of them. My wife is already more than I can handle. Like I said, I can't imagine this topic having never come up with them in the past. Is my mind playing tricks on me? If not, how should I handle this? Should I tell the wife about it (I don't like this one for a couple of reasons), kindly ask those friends to stop (would have no problem doing this), or is it time to grow up emotionally when it comes to people putting their hands on my body (easier said than done)?Sincerely,GetyourhandsoffmePS..the only woman my wife can't stand is coincidentally named Niki as well. High school sweetheart, full blown lez now (blaming that one on women's HS and DI basketball), but my wife has basically told me if I talk to her again there will be a divorce in my future.

I think you should talk to your wife about this so she can find a way to bring it up in conversation with her girlfriends and gently let them know it bugs you to have people go all touchy feely on your person.You have a right to not be touched by people that are not your wife or kids. Not everyone is comfortable with that. It's okay. If we ever meet, you might remind me, because I'm overly touchy feely. Ask any of the guys in the FCPHA. If you feel that your life would be easier if you were less anxious about being touched, you could seek professional help. I'm sure a psychologist wouldn't mind giving you some advice on this subject. It's totally up to you though, and you're not broken if you don't want to change this aspect of your personality. I will tell you though, that women often gauge strength of feelings by how much physical affection they receive from their partner, so make an effort to dole out some of those touches to her every day. As for this Niki girl, your wife has a dangerous jealous streak. Be aware of this and be very careful.

[BigLebowski 0]

If you feel that your life would be easier if you were less anxious about being touched, you could seek professional help. I'm sure a psychologist wouldn't mind giving you some advice on this subject. It's totally up to you though, and you're not broken if you don't want to change this aspect of your personality. I will tell you though, that women often gauge strength of feelings by how much physical affection they receive from their partner, so make an effort to dole out some of those touches to her every day. As for this Niki girl, your wife has a dangerous jealous streak. Be aware of this and be very careful.

Been there, done that. That's why I feel OK blaming it on my parents. Thank god it has nothing to do with molestation issues. My parents are not very physical towards each other and have never been towards my sister and me. I get a good laugh every time I see them because my dad always goes for the handshake and I always give him a big hug. You'd think after oh, about the 1000th time he would know he is getting a hug, not a handshake. I am extremely jealous of people who are very physical and I am trying to undo the hardwiring. Unfortunately, I have not advanced to the wife's friends yet.Jealousy is a bitch...possibly harder to overcome than my problem??