Nikki_N 17 Posted February 11, 2008 Author Share Posted February 11, 2008 From what I understand, the sex has been less and less frequent. But afterwards there is a six week wait period or so.What should my friend do nowin the meantimeand once she is physically able to againJefeI'm sure she's not feeling terribly sexy right now, so he should try to make her feel beautiful in her current state, or at least make sure to refrain from mentioning the size of her belly and ass. Also, helping to keep the house tidy and maybe doing a little cooking will take some of the pressure off of her to take care of those things. It's really sexy when a guy does the dishes. It turns us on. If that doesn't help, he's going to have to result to the hand in the shower. Do NOT suggest nudy bars or porn as she feels bad enough as it is and if she finds out she will likely be more than a little bit vexed. After the six weeks, she will need time to ease back into the sex routine and doing the stuff in the first paragraph in addition to getting up with the baby his share of the time and letting her get as much reset as possible while her body and hormones return to normal will be key. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 11, 2008 Author Share Posted February 11, 2008 Dear Nikki, At what point in a man's life should he realize he will never marry and spawn a new generation?Sincerely, All alone in Ohio*not me, a friend of mine*Does your 'friend' want to marry and spawn a new generation and just feel there is a lack of prospects right now? Link to post Share on other sites
myenemy 0 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 I'm sorry for my ignorance...GFE?So when you aren't functioning properly, is it after a lot of drinking? Is this with your steady girl, or with random chicks? As for ****ing better when you were younger, how much younger is younger ? Young men (15-21ish) are often lousy in bed. Experience can make up for youthful enthusiasm.Stop worrying about the actual act of intercourse, in any event. Just go in there with the notion that you are going to pleasure the woman thoroughly. Take your time with the foreplay and don't let her rush you. Let her foreplay you right back. Don't hurry. Don't go straight to the nakedness and **** stroking, either. Let some anticipation build. Get her off a couple of times with your mouth or fingers (start gently until she's super hot and bothered) and if you have a wicked hard boner by that time, put it to her. Otherwise, let her take the lead. If you're not hard, at that point, she'll likely feel the need to put her mouth on it and fix your problem. You're like a kicker who has missed field goal. The doubt has crept in. Relax.Also, explore the possibility that it might, just maybe, be medical. Have you been to your doc for a physical in the last year? See, this is the "danger" of generic advice. On the surface, I'd agree with Senorita Nik, but currently, I'm occasionally banging a girl that is ok with the oral, admits that I'm very good at it (/brag) but would much rather just take a good hard pounding. She prefers the sex, hard, dirty and fast over a prolonged oral foreplay. Obviously, I likes the foreplay, so it's kind of a struggle, but yeah, talk to the girl, try to be open and observant, and go in with an open mind and no real gameplan. Play it by feel. Yeah, I feel super gay now.So I saw her this weekend, we went out had a good time, dinner, drinks, back to my apartment, and the exact thing that always happens does: We're kissing and stuff, Im super hard, get in my bed, start getting her clothes off, start getting my clothes off, uh-oh, where did it go? So I take my time, which is my usual MO, go down on her for a while, nothing. Start kissing again, cause now its time to f*ck. Nothing. Worse, I know she knows. So I just get this impulse to start telling her to tell me she wants me and wants me inside her. She does. Boom! Instant hard d*ck. Im basically 100% certain its all mental. When Im with someone I dont really care about, Im totally fine. I think since I actually care about her, its like I want to know she wants me.... Go figure. Anyway, I was then able to f*ck her like an animal. I nailed a 50 yarder after that miss!Okay no more with the field goal kicker analogy.... Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 11, 2008 Author Share Posted February 11, 2008 Anyway, I was then able to f*ck her like an animal. I nailed a 50 yarder after that miss!Okay no more with the field goal kicker analogy....Ahhhh....Good ole' dirty talk. Yummy. Congrats!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 It's really sexy when a guy does the dishes. It turns us on.This is a little something I like to call "Abusing a position of trust"Latex gloves are sexy in the bedroom, in the kitchen, not so much... Link to post Share on other sites
myenemy 0 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Do woman actually like getting flowers and/or chocolates sent to their jobs? Or is it just totally corny?(Oh and which should I do, or both?) Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Dear Nikki,Why do so many women want to have sex with me?Thanks,Zuma, Shake Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Dear Nikki,Why do so many people want to have sex with me?Thanks,Zuma, ShakeDon't sell yourself short there, stud. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGhey 0 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Dear Nikki,Why do so many women want to have sex with me?Thanks,Zuma, ShakeBecause they haven't read my book yet: 101 Reasons Why Doing ShakeZuma Would Be The Lowest Point Of Your Life: Learning To Respect Yourself And Raise Your Standards. Now available on Amazon.com for only $18.99! Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Don't sell yourself short there, stud.oh, true. thanks!Because they haven't read my book yet: 101 Reasons Why Doing ShakeZuma Would Be The Lowest Point Of Your Life: Learning To Respect Yourself And Raise Your Standards. Now available on Amazon.com for only $18.99!its only too bad you had to learn the hard way. 101 times.POW! Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGhey 0 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 oh, true. thanks!its only too bad you had to learn the hard way. 101 times.POW!Yes, that's right. Your amazing 4000 mile long dick has penetrated me 101 times. Pow indeed. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Yes, that's right. Your amazing 4000 mile long dick has penetrated me 101 times. Pow indeed.He could've done some major damage to your insides if it were 4000 miles and 12 inches long. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 Do woman actually like getting flowers and/or chocolates sent to their jobs? Or is it just totally corny?(Oh and which should I do, or both?)I can't speak for all women (though I suppose I often do in this thread), but I like both. Send something like irises or orchids or lilies if you want to do something a little different from the standard roses. If you send chocolate, do Godiva or better. Fanny Mae, Whitman's, Sees, and Hershey's Pot of Gold are tasty enough, but Godiva or something handmade from a local chocolatier is a better choice. It doesn't have to be a huge box. An elegant little box with 6 truffles is very nice.Dear Nikki,Why do so many women want to have sex with me?Thanks,Zuma, ShakeThey see you as genetically superior to the average man and instinctively want to incubate your seed in their wombs in the hopes of making little Shake progeny?Because they haven't read my book yet: 101 Reasons Why Doing ShakeZuma Would Be The Lowest Point Of Your Life: Learning To Respect Yourself And Raise Your Standards. Now available on Amazon.com for only $18.99!This is a good answer, too. It could go either way, really.oh, true. thanks!its only too bad you had to learn the hard way. 101 times.POW!You guys crack me up. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Yes, that's right. Your amazing 4000 mile long dick has penetrated me 101 times. Pow indeed.She's a sassy one. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Yes, that's right. Your amazing 4000 mile long dick has penetrated me 101 times. Pow indeed.Oh yeah, like you're really writing a book about shake and why the ladies shouldn't date him. Double Pow indeed.see, two can play the "not suspend reality for the sake of an internet zing" game Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 nik: you know the story. help? Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 nik: you know the story. help?fuck bitches and feel your manhood (both literal and metaphorical) rise anew. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 fuck bitches and feel your manhood (both literal and metaphorical) rise anew.you had me at bitches hello Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 19, 2008 Author Share Posted February 19, 2008 nik: you know the story. help?This is harder because I know you as well as I do and I care about you so very much (Where's that picture of me kissing your face???) . I want you to be happy. I also know that you've thought this through yourself. As a matter of fact, I think I'll take this to msn so we can have actual dialogue. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 This is harder because I know you as well as I do and I care about you so very much (Where's that picture of me kissing your face???) . I want you to be happy. I also know that you've thought this through yourself. As a matter of fact, I think I'll take this to msn so we can have actual dialogue.Extra attention from Ms. Nikki...and it doesn't even cost me anything.I win. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Dear Nikki,TYand if there was a Dear RenaedwanTY too Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 From Nikki on Norm's computer:I love my life. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 From Nikki on Norm's computer:I love my life.opposite for me Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Dear Nikki,What's the story with online dating? Is it too sketchy to ever work for a normal person? Would it be worth trying? Any experience or friends with experience in this territory?If one were to meet up with somebody, what would be an ideal situation. I would imagine that one would want to go somewhere with an easy escape if things really didn't work out right away. Any thoughts about this in general?-LLYI have 2 friends who met their husband/wife on match.com or something similar. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 opposite for meYou still feeling bad, darling? Link to post Share on other sites
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