mtdesmoines 3 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 hi.Don't kill the baby or fetus or tissue or whatever you call itgood luckThank you. Can always count on you for reasoned commentary. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 ~*Love me or hate me it's still an obsession*~I confess to an ongoing obsession. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 I figured it out. XXEddie just made all of this up to show off the fact that he has a girlfriend.Best disguised brag post ever.QFT. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 I figured it out. XXEddie just made all of this up to show off the fact that he has a girlfriend.Best disguised brag post ever.I don't think this thread proves he has a girlfriend, just a vivid imagination where women get morning sickness immediately following their period. Link to post Share on other sites
flyingdonkey 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 I hope your chick is prego and your kid comes out looking like Rocky Dennis! Link to post Share on other sites
mx957 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 I don't think she had Morning Sickness....more like Morning After Sickness as in filled with regret and remorse for having slept with you..... Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 I guess we can safely assume there's no baby? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 I guess we can safely assume XXEddie is full of shit.FYP. Link to post Share on other sites
flyingdonkey 0 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 I guess we can safely assume that XXEddie never got laid...FYP Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 FYPLOL How'd this turn into a fill-in-the-blank thread? Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 eddie...what's going on? Link to post Share on other sites
Spence 0 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Maybe the poor kid is having a baby. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Dude, it's been over a month. We should def. be able to know for sure by now. Every day I wake up incomplete inside not knowing whether she's preggers or not. I can't sleep at night from all the excitement. PLEAAAASE!!!! Let us know!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 If she isn't preggo, can I get her digits and take a swing at it? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 If she isn't preggo, can I get her digits and take a swing at it?I guess there's a 2 in 5 chance that you'll get her pregnant. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 I guess there's a 2 in 5 chance that you'll get her pregnant. CALLBACK Link to post Share on other sites
flyingdonkey 0 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Or if your bitch is black... Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 I laughed. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 That is funny and disturbing. I love those guys !! Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Or if your bitch is black...****ing Brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Eddie has kept posting elsewhere but not coming to this thread. Total bullshit. Attention whores us and then disappears. Link to post Share on other sites
Ukosumu 0 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I not sure this really relates but I received this email today and immediately thought of this thread. ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 THE CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver, and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming,' and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile." "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself." "BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'... I just lost it." "CASE DISMISSED!!" Link to post Share on other sites
Chris E 0 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Just found out yesterday that my 27 yr old cousin (who is broke because he drove into a guy in the crosswalk a year ago), got a 18yr old pregnant. Annnnnd she wants to have the baby. Luckily his parents (my aunt and uncle) are pretty well off so financially he would probably be alright, but still he is freakin retarded.Good on him for bagging an 18year old though. God I hope I never get too old to be able to do that. Whats that saying? I love college girls, I get older but they stay the same age ;)Agreed with the facials comment, apart from the fact that you won't have any pregnancy scares covering her with your offspring really makes her feel appreciated, in fact I'd suggest its the way to go over some silly flower or pointless jewellry for her birthday. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Eddie and his girlfriend are searching for the perfect highschool bathroom stall in which to give birth. Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Or if your bitch is black...I've read this 3 times and I think it gets funnier each time. Link to post Share on other sites
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