LongLiveYorke 38 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 results?- JordanDon't post the results, it'll bias our replies. Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 maybe brad and angelina will adopt the little baztard...... Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Don't post the results, it'll bias our replies.was hoping someone would get it.:>- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 POTY by JJJ Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Your girlfriend sounds like a bitch. That made me laugh right out loud. NH. Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 from tonights skipamentmcfarmer: ok, so is your name eddie, or kevin?KevinJA8: KevinWhamBam39: Ship meGWCGWC: it's daddy nownh sir, nh Link to post Share on other sites
Doug 0 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 When are the results being posted? I thought it was today, and good luck. Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 He already said, the test will give false negative at this point so they can't take it. You have to miss your period before you can start worrying and take the test. So it's going to be a while.. Link to post Share on other sites
Doug 0 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Oh ok sorry about that, I thought he meant they had done like a home pregnancy test from a device and that was negative but they were going to get it checked by a pro. Ok thx for clearing it up and I hope you don't have a kid Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Oh ok sorry about that, I thought he meant they had done like a home pregnancy test from a device and that was negative but they were going to get it checked by a pro. Ok thx for clearing it up and I hope you don't have a kidYou could be right about that, he wasn't very clear. It might be expensive but im sure el hospitale can clear it up right away. Maybe we can find out today afterall!This thread has the feel of a soap opera. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 What does a slinky and a preggo girlfriend have in common?They both need a little push down the steps.Yea, I'll see you all in hell. Remember, big table in the back. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Girlfriend: I have the test here. I’m just supposed to pee on it, but I’m so nervous I don’t think I can go.XXEddie: I know. This will change our lives forever if it’s positive. GF: We definitely have to be more careful from now on. I’ll go to the doctor tomorrow and get some birth control pills.XX: Good idea. And I’ll read up on the best ways to avoid this situation again.GF: We’re so mature.XX: High five!Girlfriend takes the test.One minute later...GF: (jumping up and down) I'm not pregnant!XX: Yes! High five!GF: What a relief.XX: Celebration sex?GF: We don't have any condoms.XX: I'll pull out.GF: Let's go. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Girlfriend: I have the test here. I’m just supposed to pee on it, but I’m so nervous I don’t think I can go.XXEddie: I know. This will change our lives forever if it’s positive. GF: We definitely have to be more careful from now on. I’ll go to the doctor tomorrow and get some birth control pills.XX: Good idea. And I’ll read up on the best ways to avoid this situation again.GF: We’re so mature.XX: High five!Girlfriend takes the test.One minute later...GF: (jumping up and down) I'm not pregnant!XX: Yes! High five!GF: What a relief.XX: Celebration sex?GF: We don't have any condoms.XX: I'll pull out.GF: Let's go.LOL....GOLD JERRY! GOLD!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 Girlfriend: I have the test here. I’m just supposed to pee on it, but I’m so nervous I don’t think I can go.XXEddie: I know. This will change our lives forever if it’s positive. GF: We definitely have to be more careful from now on. I’ll go to the doctor tomorrow and get some birth control pills.XX: Good idea. And I’ll read up on the best ways to avoid this situation again.GF: We’re so mature.XX: High five!Girlfriend takes the test.One minute later...GF: (jumping up and down) I'm not pregnant!XX: Yes! High five!GF: What a relief.XX: Celebration sex?GF: We don't have any condoms.XX: I'll pull out.GF: Let's go.lol, HIVE FIVE!!!Someone i work with refered us to a place that can give us a pregnancy test and free birth control since she is a student, they will also not tell either of our parents and will only call our cells, and they wont send anything to our house Link to post Share on other sites
tskillz187 0 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 "Buster threw what he thought was her favorite toy at what he thought was her car." Buster throws the Dustbuster at the maid's bus.Best line in history. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Nah just sounds like advice/same line of thought from my older sister.I'll take that as a compliment. I just hope you're really young. That will make me feel better about the old comment.from tonights skipamentmcfarmer: ok, so is your name eddie, or kevin?KevinJA8: KevinWhamBam39: Ship meGWCGWC: it's daddy nownh sir, nhI love Gary. He even says witty, mean stuff like that in public. It's great.He already said, the test will give false negative at this point so they can't take it. You have to miss your period before you can start worrying and take the test. So it's going to be a while..Some tests claim to be accurate five days before your missed period. It's better to wait. If you're preggo, the HCG will build up in the urine the longer you can stand to wait, making your result very very clear. If she's actually late (assuming a regular cycle) and the test is negative, she should be in the clear.lol, HIVE FIVE!!!Someone i work with refered us to a place that can give us a pregnancy test and free birth control since she is a student, they will also not tell either of our parents and will only call our cells, and they wont send anything to our houseYou're supposed to high five after sex, too! It's always nice to say, GG to your partner/s as well. Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 I'll take that as a compliment. I just hope you're really young. That will make me feel better about the old comment.I love Gary. He even says witty, mean stuff like that in public. It's great.Some tests claim to be accurate five days before your missed period. It's better to wait. If you're preggo, the HCG will build up in the urine the longer you can stand to wait, making your result very very clear. If she's actually late (assuming a regular cycle) and the test is negative, she should be in the clear.You're supposed to high five after sex, too! It's always nice to say, GG to your partner/s as well.Yeah, meant as a compliment... I'm 21. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 You're supposed to high five after sex, too! It's always nice to say, GG to your partner/s as well.Have I mentioned recently how I much I love you? Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Have I mentioned recently how I much I love you?I think so, but you can continue to adore me to your heart's content. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 You're supposed to high five after sex, too! It's always nice to say, GG to your partner/s as well.you ever done a pyramid? its similar. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 you ever done a pyramid? its similar.I am very much looking forward to more questions like this and this thread turning into Nik's advice and sex column.There is absolutely no sarcasm in that whatsoever. I think that would be fabulous. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I am very much looking forward to more questions like this and this thread turning into Nik's advice and sex column.There is absolutely no sarcasm in that whatsoever. I think that would be fabulous.That is a subject I know well and have no qualms about discussing it in a frank and open fashion with fun naughtiness added to keep it exciting.Possible topics:AnalSwallowingBirthcontrol: What kind and how to use each form properlyCondoms: What kind to buy Vibrators and toysPorn Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 That is a subject I know well and have no qualms about discussing it in a frank and open fashion with fun naughtiness added to keep it exciting.Possible topics:AnalSwallowingBirthcontrol: What kind and how to use each form properlyCondoms: What kind to buy Vibrators and toysPorn...and I'm spent Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 you ever done a pyramid? its similar.There are multiple definitions of pyramid:1. pyramid To put one's fingertips together, palms slightly spread, and forcefully thrust one's hands up and into the anus of an unsuspecting fool, with vigor, while yelling "BAM"!2. Pyramid When a man laying on his back, has a woman laying on his face and crotch. Girls then proceed to make out forming a pyramid6. pyramid the act of making the fingers stacked behind each other making a shape resemblining a pryamid and inserting it into a girl's *****.2 sounds fantastic. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Girlfriend: I have the test here. I’m just supposed to pee on it, but I’m so nervous I don’t think I can go.XXEddie: I know. This will change our lives forever if it’s positive. GF: We definitely have to be more careful from now on. I’ll go to the doctor tomorrow and get some birth control pills.XX: Good idea. And I’ll read up on the best ways to avoid this situation again.GF: We’re so mature.XX: High five!Girlfriend takes the test.One minute later...GF: (jumping up and down) I'm not pregnant!XX: Yes! High five!GF: What a relief.XX: Celebration sex?GF: We don't have any condoms.XX: I'll pull out.GF: Let's go.Wow. This is the second time in this thread you've made me spit water all over my modem and laughing so hard I peed my pants. Keep up the good work. Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now