GrinderMJ 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 worst thread in history Link to post Share on other sites
doudave 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 another reason why there might be a lot of plastic surgery done there is because it's dirt cheap. so its not so much people need it as it is it so affortable people get it even for the smallest inperfections. im assuming a nose job would coast only about a grand there. Link to post Share on other sites
matt21sz 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 I can take a joke just fine, but anyone who has read this thread can see that so far you have decided to go off topic and get into personal attacks. It's pathetic. So why don't you lock it up and simply leave this thread alone, and not take it off-topic. This thread is about Esfandiari, not you. I'll meet Esfandiari at a table, not at his website. Back to Esfandiari for those who aren't interested in mhoward29's rants. \\I knew I didn't like Esfandiari's style when he waved his arm after winning a pot. Now this. And after he taunted Helmuth heads-up and said he loves to taunt people. So Matusow and Hellmuth can use their skill at getting under people's skin to gain a possible advantage at the poker table, but Antonio can't? It seems to me like most of you that had a problem with the "de-pantsing" probably didn't like Esfandiari to begin with. And that's fine, there are plenty of people in the public I that I don't care for much either. But you don't see me coming in here and saying Barry Bonds is an *** because he blew a bubble with his Big League Chew and stuck it to his shortstop's cap. Link to post Share on other sites
BWToth 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 So Matusow and Hellmuth can use their skill at getting under people's skin to gain a possible advantage at the poker table, but Antonio can't? It seems to me like most of you that had a problem with the "de-pantsing" probably didn't like Esfandiari to begin with. And that's fine, there are plenty of people in the public I that I don't care for much either. But you don't see me coming in here and saying Barry Bonds is an *** because he blew a bubble with his Big League Chew and stuck it to his shortstop's cap.Since when are there rules about what constitutes a legitimate topic for discussion on this forum? Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Let me just throw in a disclaimer that the OP's attitude/inability to take a joke/racial biases are not representative of all people from the southeast US. That is all.Word. There are some very cool people from the region. Maybe the OP is from Mississippi and lost his sense of humor through generations of inbreeding. Link to post Share on other sites
Teffy 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 There's something I don't like about Amir "Antonio" Esfandiari, ever since he talked about how he enjoys baiting Helmuth. He changed his name because he didn't like being teased and called a "towell head." So why does he act so rude? I'm referring to what I just saw tonight during the Main Event coverage.Esfandiari is at a table. Matusow is wearing red sweat pants and has his back turned and standing behind Esfandiari. Matusow is watching the action at his table. He doesn't see Esfandiari coming up behind him.Esfandiari hams it up to the camera--"I'm going to depants Mike."Esfandiari then sneaks up behind Matusow and pulls Matusow's pants down.Matusow turns around and says "Do you want to see my *** or something."Now I'm sure I don't like this punk, Esfandiari. He is hooking up with celebrities and movies thanks to being friends with Laak and Tilly.What's with this flash in the pan? He isn't cool... not after he pulled Matusow's pants down.He had a nose job to look less Iranian.Esfandiari is a chauvenist pig--this article is about his posse of brats--the Rocks and Rings crew.http://www.sfweekly.com/Issues/2004-04-14/.../feature_3.htmlGetting the table and the bottle service is partly to attract the babies, who are never allowed to chip in. It may be suggested to them, however, that they come home and do a little cooking or cleaning for Rocks and Rings. It's partly a Persian thing -- the belief in traditional gender roles -- but it's one that the non-Persian Licari and Cristina go along with."After what I saw him do to Matusow, I look forward to seeing Esfandiari's 15 minutes up someday and send him back to his magic show. I've known several Iranians and they all thought they were better than Americans. I gotta believe that Esfandiari did that to Matusow because he thinks he's better than him and can get away with it.Jealous ones envy Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 The majority of my posts came before I quit poker, and what vindictive posts are you talking about? Link to post Share on other sites
sholden 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 another reason why there might be a lot of plastic surgery done there is because it's dirt cheap. so its not so much people need it as it is it so affortable people get it even for the smallest inperfections. im assuming a nose job would coast only about a grand there.Yep about that. The problem being the demand is large enough that the non-nose specialist docs are doing them too. With the expected not-to-perfect results. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 On the next episode, Doyle Brunson farts in Barry Greenstein's face and everyone erupts in laughter. Can't wait to see it.That'd be the funniest thing ever, I'm pretty sure. Especially because, Doyle's so old, you know he'd shit a little.Have you ever seen an Iranian? OK, have you ever seen an Iranian before they had their nose job?Guess what city has been labelled the "nose job capital of the world"?Tel Aviv?I had a sex dream about Jennifer Tilly last night. It wasn't really a 'sex' dream per se, because I just worked my magic with the hands and smacked her boobies around some(at least from what I remember), but, it was kinda weird, since I don't find Tilly all that attractive. Life's odd sometimes. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 since I don't find Tilly all that attractiveqft Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Ok I can't believe I'm commenting on this but.... lets get back to the original post.Here are some quotes from the original post:"He changed his name because he didn't like being teased and called a "towell head.""He had a nose job to look less Iranian.""I've known several Iranians and they all thought they were better than Americans. I gotta believe that Esfandiari did that to Matusow because he thinks he's better than him and can get away with it."Ok this article is about Esfandiari pantsing Matusow. These quotes have nothing to do with that, especially the third quote I supplied, so the original poster Jack Harris is obviously racist. And there is only 1 solution for this.... BAN!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
petro1010 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 i remember my buddy put orajel on my toothbrush....i hated him. Then he shaved his beared cuz he was omish. this thread is worthless. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 i remember my buddy put orajel on my toothbrush....i hated him. Then he shaved his beared cuz he was omish. this thread is worthless.? Link to post Share on other sites
petro1010 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 It has no point, like this thread. Why am I contributing??? Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 It has no point, like this thread. Why am I contributing???Nevermind, I get it now.. Amish. Link to post Share on other sites
matt21sz 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 i remember my buddy put orajel on my toothbrush....i hated him. Then he shaved his beared cuz he was omish. this thread is worthless.It's just like Amish, only different. Link to post Share on other sites
dirtystacks 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Ok this article is about Esfandiari pantsing Matusow. These quotes have nothing to do with that, especially the third quote I supplied, so the original poster Jack Harris is obviously racist. And there is only 1 solution for this.... BAN!!!!He's obviously just baiting you guys. It's a joke account. Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Amish chicken wings are fantastic, but their root beer sucks. Link to post Share on other sites
BWToth 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 OK, not taking into account all the ignorant, racially biased comments made by the original poster. Purely based on watching the series of events on TV Antonio comes off as a 7th grade bully shanking a 6th grader while peeing into a urinal after lunch time. AKA: Immature, childish, attention starved.As for Mike, he handled it like a relatively mature guy who was more focused on winning the biggest poker tourney of the year rather than getting TV face time. A bit of a role reversal to say the least.So, I agree with the OP, but only about the isolated incident of the 'depantsing' Link to post Share on other sites
mhoward29 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 One day, medical science will find out how to get the ear of corn out of the ***'s of the people who couldnt see what Antonio did was a joke... but sadly, medical science has only come so far. Link to post Share on other sites
BWToth 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 One day, medical science will find out how to get the ear of corn out of the ***'s of the people who couldnt see what Antonio did was a joke... but sadly, medical science has only come so far.Not all jokes are funny Link to post Share on other sites
mhoward29 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Not all jokes are funnyYa and you actually posted saying it was wrong what he did. So ya, I say you wouldnt find what I posted funny. Link to post Share on other sites
BWToth 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Ya and you actually posted saying it was wrong what he did. So ya, I say you wouldnt find what I posted funny.What? You were making a joke as well? I missed that.I was referencing the fact that your argument is that: people should lighten up because what Antonio did was a joke. <--- Premise oneWhat Antonio did was not humorous. <----Premise twoConclusion: All jokes are not humorous. Link to post Share on other sites
solderz 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 OK, not taking into account all the ignorant, racially biased comments made by the original poster. Purely based on watching the series of events on TV Antonio comes off as a 7th grade bully shanking a 6th grader while peeing into a urinal after lunch time. AKA: Immature, childish, attention starved.As for Mike, he handled it like a relatively mature guy who was more focused on winning the biggest poker tourney of the year rather than getting TV face time. A bit of a role reversal to say the least.So, I agree with the OP, but only about the isolated incident of the 'depantsing'I guess it all depends on your level of maturity aka snobbishness. If you have a child-like sense of humor, this kind of thing is funny. Hell, I laughed the other day when I was eating breakfast with a friend and he ordered a mini-sausage sandwich. I guess I am just too immature. The world is too friggin harsh; laugh when you can. If you all want to take yourself so seriously, feel free. But obviously Mike doesn't, so can't you leave well enough alone? Obviously not. Gotta ***** at something. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 I think pantsing people is funny. I also like farting on people, especially my lady friend. Cracks my shit up. Watching people get kicked in the nuts makes me laugh as well. Link to post Share on other sites
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