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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I don't know if V is the drug you're looking for. it'll turn kelp into an oak but once you pop it'll go back to kelp. of course the refractory period does tend to be shorter so I suppose a younger dude could potentially power through.

 

honestly, i think if you can have sex more frequently than once every few months/years you'll develop some lasting power.

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It's about pacing yourself. The classic stop and go technique. Besides, how long I last is in direct correlation to the foreplay. If she gets me close a couple times with oral beforehand I'm not lasting long during the main event.

 

So, for SA, maybe the trick is to not let her touch it before you get down to business.

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Go listen to some AMG.

 

The Mercedes people?

 

 

 

I can control it a little but admit I'm not great at it. And the longer I last, I run out of gas. Outta shape like a mofo. Gotta build up my fukc cardio

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I'm scared of Viagra. For one, don't need it. For two, I hear it makes you as hard as a diamond and last a long time. Who cares? For three, I don't want to visit an ER with a 4 hour erection or a heart attack.

 

Why you would you not want to go to the ER with a 4 hour erection?

 

Have you never watched porn before?

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Man, was this one page catchup some kinda wonderful....

 

 

 

Back a time I smuggled back a load of mexican V's after jumping ship from a cruise ship. Of course ole Beasney had to test drive one. Didnt much care for it. Kept wanting to chalk the end of it every shot or two....

 

 

 

 

Thats what they call a "think about it fer a spell" joke

 

 

 

 

Whats new?

 

 

 

 

Glad ya asked...

 

 

 

 

Found a seventy two firebird esprit with a four hundred factory four speed the other day. Been sitting in the same spot for twenty years. A couple miles from the coumpound. Owned by a guy Ive known since I was a kid. Wow

 

 

 

 

Currently in negotiations. The last attempt of three grand was almost accepted. I figure thirty five in twenties will getrdone by five pm on monday....

 

 

 

 

I made national television a while back. Again. This time I just happened to be staggering from the twenty one table at the strat toward where some fool drove thru the strats front door at the exact moment a TV crew was filming the aftermath. Phone lit up like christmas for several days after. It wasnt me but now the wind around town is I was involved. Guy hung himself a while later. Fingers are now pointed toward I was the guys ex-boss

 

 

 

 

 

Thank Dog I pay in cash for manual laborers....

 

 

 

 

Thresre much more but Im snookered like a pool table....huh?

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It's about pacing yourself. The classic stop and go technique. Besides, how long I last is in direct correlation to the foreplay. If she gets me close a couple times with oral beforehand I'm not lasting long during the main event.

 

So, for SA, maybe the trick is to not let her touch it before you get down to business.

 

Yeah the stop and go might work. I've been practicing that on my own but obviously the vagina feels MUCH different than my hand and my practice yielded no results yesterday. But hopefully I will build up a vagina tolerance, as it were, and and slowly improve.

 

I'm also being punished by our lord brvy for my sinning as I can't stop shitting today and I'm in some pain right now as I purge whatever it is I are that's causing this distress.

 

 

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On topic, my ex used to complain that I lasted too long. I think it was a matter of having practiced what basically amounted to tantra for many years. I'm probably the only guy I know that can orgasm without the mess.

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Flip flops are so uncomfortable. Can't get used to that scrapy feeling between my toes.

 

I totally agree, although flip flops do look better IMO.

 

I tried on a pair of leather flip flops this summer that were amazingly comfortable. I almost bought them until I saw the price - $184. LOL

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Hey, nobody wants to see your feet. How about we where shoes like a Brvy Damed civilized person. This isn't the Planet of the Apes.

 

 

Had one of those dreams where you're back in school but you realize you missed a text (except for me it was a semesters worth of Calc II) except I realize I'm dreaming and I didn't really not graduate high school but I can't do anything about it and so it's ten times worse. Ugh. Been having them a lot frequently.

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Flip flops are so uncomfortable. Can't get used to that scrapy feeling between my toes.

 

No way I could wear the cheapo kind with the rubber between the toes but the ones I wear have a piece of fabric and I don't even notice it's there.

 

Hey, nobody wants to see your feet. How about we where shoes like a Brvy Damed civilized person. This isn't the Planet of the Apes.

 

 

Had one of those dreams where you're back in school but you realize you missed a text (except for me it was a semesters worth of Calc II) except I realize I'm dreaming and I didn't really not graduate high school but I can't do anything about it and so it's ten times worse. Ugh. Been having them a lot frequently.

 

I just wear them around the house, maybe if I'm making a quick run to the store or whatever. But flip flops are very common here. That's what happens when you live in a part of the country where it never gets below 70 degrees I guess.

 

You've been talking about not knowing what you're doing at work. Obviously your sub-conscience is LOLing at your recent promotion.

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