SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 thats not surprising in the least. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I don't know if V is the drug you're looking for. it'll turn kelp into an oak but once you pop it'll go back to kelp. of course the refractory period does tend to be shorter so I suppose a younger dude could potentially power through. honestly, i think if you can have sex more frequently than once every few months/years you'll develop some lasting power. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I come when I come. It's up to the gods Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 It's about pacing yourself. The classic stop and go technique. Besides, how long I last is in direct correlation to the foreplay. If she gets me close a couple times with oral beforehand I'm not lasting long during the main event. So, for SA, maybe the trick is to not let her touch it before you get down to business. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Man, you guys gotta get some dick control. Go listen to some AMG. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Don't worry, sne isn't. Edit: ol/dr 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Go listen to some AMG. The Mercedes people? I can control it a little but admit I'm not great at it. And the longer I last, I run out of gas. Outta shape like a mofo. Gotta build up my fukc cardio Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I'm scared of Viagra. For one, don't need it. For two, I hear it makes you as hard as a diamond and last a long time. Who cares? For three, I don't want to visit an ER with a 4 hour erection or a heart attack. Why you would you not want to go to the ER with a 4 hour erection? Have you never watched porn before? Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Man, was this one page catchup some kinda wonderful.... Back a time I smuggled back a load of mexican V's after jumping ship from a cruise ship. Of course ole Beasney had to test drive one. Didnt much care for it. Kept wanting to chalk the end of it every shot or two.... Thats what they call a "think about it fer a spell" joke Whats new? Glad ya asked... Found a seventy two firebird esprit with a four hundred factory four speed the other day. Been sitting in the same spot for twenty years. A couple miles from the coumpound. Owned by a guy Ive known since I was a kid. Wow Currently in negotiations. The last attempt of three grand was almost accepted. I figure thirty five in twenties will getrdone by five pm on monday.... I made national television a while back. Again. This time I just happened to be staggering from the twenty one table at the strat toward where some fool drove thru the strats front door at the exact moment a TV crew was filming the aftermath. Phone lit up like christmas for several days after. It wasnt me but now the wind around town is I was involved. Guy hung himself a while later. Fingers are now pointed toward I was the guys ex-boss Thank Dog I pay in cash for manual laborers.... Thresre much more but Im snookered like a pool table....huh? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 It's about pacing yourself. The classic stop and go technique. Besides, how long I last is in direct correlation to the foreplay. If she gets me close a couple times with oral beforehand I'm not lasting long during the main event. So, for SA, maybe the trick is to not let her touch it before you get down to business. Yeah the stop and go might work. I've been practicing that on my own but obviously the vagina feels MUCH different than my hand and my practice yielded no results yesterday. But hopefully I will build up a vagina tolerance, as it were, and and slowly improve. I'm also being punished by our lord brvy for my sinning as I can't stop shitting today and I'm in some pain right now as I purge whatever it is I are that's causing this distress. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 oh yeah, stop jerking the gerkin for a while too. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 For SA... http://imgur.com/gallery/RRzNL 1 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I come when I come. It's up to the gods 2 Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Sandals, Jesus slippers, awful. Flip flops, acceptable Flip flops are so uncomfortable. Can't get used to that scrapy feeling between my toes. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 oh yeah, stop jerking the gerkin for a while too. Ten four. I had planned to lay off. Wanna have the tanks fully loaded before we start driving. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Honest to god, I think Harry Hamlin's nipple is sexier than Essay talking like he's on a CB radio. Edit: also sexier: Ron Mexico twiddling Harry Hamlin's nipple. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 For SA... http://imgur.com/gallery/RRzNL emma is the very definition of class and beauty. she has no rivals in this life. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 On topic, my ex used to complain that I lasted too long. I think it was a matter of having practiced what basically amounted to tantra for many years. I'm probably the only guy I know that can orgasm without the mess. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Well that's going to speed things up. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Flip flops are so uncomfortable. Can't get used to that scrapy feeling between my toes. I totally agree, although flip flops do look better IMO. I tried on a pair of leather flip flops this summer that were amazingly comfortable. I almost bought them until I saw the price - $184. LOL Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Hey, nobody wants to see your feet. How about we where shoes like a Brvy Damed civilized person. This isn't the Planet of the Apes. Had one of those dreams where you're back in school but you realize you missed a text (except for me it was a semesters worth of Calc II) except I realize I'm dreaming and I didn't really not graduate high school but I can't do anything about it and so it's ten times worse. Ugh. Been having them a lot frequently. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I know that feeling buddy. I have dreams about playing baseball all the time except I never actually play, I'm just there watching and I know I can never actually go back and play again. It sucks. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Flip flops are so uncomfortable. Can't get used to that scrapy feeling between my toes. No way I could wear the cheapo kind with the rubber between the toes but the ones I wear have a piece of fabric and I don't even notice it's there. Hey, nobody wants to see your feet. How about we where shoes like a Brvy Damed civilized person. This isn't the Planet of the Apes. Had one of those dreams where you're back in school but you realize you missed a text (except for me it was a semesters worth of Calc II) except I realize I'm dreaming and I didn't really not graduate high school but I can't do anything about it and so it's ten times worse. Ugh. Been having them a lot frequently. I just wear them around the house, maybe if I'm making a quick run to the store or whatever. But flip flops are very common here. That's what happens when you live in a part of the country where it never gets below 70 degrees I guess. You've been talking about not knowing what you're doing at work. Obviously your sub-conscience is LOLing at your recent promotion. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Good call, Sigmundagain. That's probably it. New guy even started today. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Tilty how's your job going? Is that promotion in sight or what? I feel like they've been leading you on for a while now. Link to post Share on other sites
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