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Will a conservative president get elected anytime soon? I don't think so. They are eating themselves alive from the inside out. They rally during the midterms but I think they are outnumbered during the presidential elections because they alienate the middle.

 

 

Cue Brvy pointing out that he doesn't watch Fox and has diverse friends

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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Obamacare sucks, f'ed up my health insurance. Premium went up about 20 percent this year. Not a huge deal, but I'm still kinda pissed about it. Other than that I think he's done a good job (especially trolling the sand nigs). Biggest Reps I can think of are Christie, Bush 3, and looney tunes Rand Paul and Paul Ryan. I don't vote, the game's rigged. Have fun in '16 nerds.

 

Found a nice 5.0 today. 2013, silver with black interior, $23,500. Automatic tho--lame. Might just wait till next spring, we'll see guyz.

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time might make a complete fool of me on this one, but I don't think inflation is going to be an issue. I think all the people who have to be in fixed are going to get murdered over the next few years however. hell, even people who are just chasing yield in equity are going to get wrecked when rates go up. strange times, when traditionally safe portfolios are now quite dangerous.

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Found a nice 5.0 today. 2013, silver with black interior, $23,500. Automatic tho--lame. Might just wait till next spring, we'll see guyz.

 

How much hp is that thing?

 

I love my car because it's an automatic, but if I just tap the console shifter left, it become a manual without the clutch, not to mention a fail safe if I forget I'm in manual and redline it. So I get to downshift, get mad torque and not deal with that pesky clutch. So much fun

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she already said she would. so she must and she is. and you are.

 

 

Two strikes and you're out

 

 

If it happens again, say "I guess it's you" so she'll work harder, blow you better, do a dance, something. Or, what we all know what will really get you hard, her in a Huskers or KU jersey, and having a dick

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Are you taking bets on this? We can't wait a hundred years for me to collect my winnings, but maybe we could wait 50. Of course I don't know how old you are, but I'm guessing 42.

 

you do realize he like the yam yam right? I'll take the bet that you make the bet 25 years and he won't be around to collect/pay.

 

 

 

suited, no porn between now and saturday night. have 2 drinks but no more than 3. as napa pointed out, foreplay is your friend. what's your address? does USPS still do overnight delivery on saturday?

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Are you taking bets on this? We can't wait a hundred years for me to collect my winnings, but maybe we could wait 50. Of course I don't know how old you are, but I'm guessing 42.

 

I want in on this. No way in hell Hussein is top 10. Or Bush is bottom 5 for that matter. No way he knocks off Zachary Taylor, Hoover, Nixon, Harrison, Grant, John Tyler, Fillmore, Pierce, Harding, Buchanan or, hell, even Carter. Nor should he even be in the discussion. Obama will be though. Obamacare would destroy the health care system if it weren't for the fact it will get repealed/severely altered as soon as he's out of office.

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How much hp is that thing?

 

I love my car because it's an automatic, but if I just tap the console shifter left, it become a manual without the clutch, not to mention a fail safe if I forget I'm in manual and redline it. So I get to downshift, get mad torque and not deal with that pesky clutch. So much fun

 

420hp, and honestly the automatic is kind of appealing since I'm in the city fairly often, and shifting would be a pain in the butt. I think it has one of those manual without clutch shifters as well (it's called sport mode or something), looks fun. I'd be going through lots of tires.

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time might make a complete fool of me on this one, but I don't think inflation is going to be an issue.

 

There's only one way out of this.

 

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The 2.5 trillion in stimulus spending that occurred between 2008-2012 was a strategic decision on the pretext of 'the economy' and 'jobs' but actually was a golden opportunity to 'do what needed to be done' to address our debt problem, with the added benefit of once-in-a-generation deflationary pressures in place to keep inflation tamped down in the short-term, at least during the election cycles of the people doing the spending. The problem is, if you put 100 people in a room, maybe 2 or 3 would be bright enough to even begin to grasp the basic economic concepts in play here. The other 97 wouldn't stand a chance.

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The 2.5 trillion in stimulus spending that occurred between 2008-2012 was a strategic decision on the pretext of 'the economy' and 'jobs' but actually was a golden opportunity to 'do what needed to be done' to address our debt problem, with the added benefit of once-in-a-generation deflationary pressures in place to keep inflation tamped down in the short-term, at least during the election cycles of the people doing the spending. The problem is, if you put 100 people in a room, maybe 2 or 3 would be bright enough to even begin to grasp the basic economic concepts in play here. The other 97 wouldn't stand a chance.

it is true that the government has a strong motive to err on the side of keeping rates too low for too long--risking inflation--because the debt situation is so much easier with negative real rates. we will see how the next few years go. the fed has the tools to fight off inflation, but it has to walk a very fine line. I've not heard of anyone talking about it, but I could see a sort of bullwhip effect happening, where inflation looks terrifying for a brief period, the fed overreacts and murders the recovery by raising rates too fast, etc. who knows. it really sucks for people who need to be in fixed income, that's all. I would say there is a high likelihood of grandma taking it in the shorts, one way or another.

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Essay, just get her off first, before anything else. Then you can at least hang your hat on that, and she'll be on endorphins that prevent her from seeing the real you.

 

I wrote this earlier, but in hindsight, what makes us think that suited knows how to get a woman off?

 

 

He'll probably be doing the shit he saw on a porn, spitting on her puss, jamming 4 fingers in, just going hardcore. It's gonna be a shitshow, and I don't mean anal gone bad

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I wrote this earlier, but in hindsight, what makes us think that suited knows how to get a woman off?

 

 

He'll probably be doing the shit he saw on a porn, spitting on her puss, jamming 4 fingers in, just going hardcore. It's gonna be a shitshow, and I don't mean anal gone bad

 

now is not the time to castrate castigate our brother, now is the time for our unconditional support. and sending him pictures of our engorged penises to show him what he should do.

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Fine, I hope he succeeds. SUPPORT

 

 

But you gotta admit, failure is better for the thread and comedy.

 

 

Irregardless, I support his erection. I may even support Nebraska beating UM because the UM fans I know are annoying. Nah, state pride. Go U

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