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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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High five SA! September 20th, 2014. The day our young lawyer turned back into a man.

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You put a body part inside a woman. That counts. We'll worry about her actually enjoying it later. Baby steps.

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You put a body part inside a woman. That counts. We'll worry about her actually enjoying it later. Baby steps.

 

i enjoyed it. it was fun and i'm looking forward to doing it again. if i can add ten seconds each time by next year she's getting the five minutes all women need. any more than that is just overkill, amiright frau?

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Congrats on the sex, not on the music choices.

 

 

It's better to be awful at sex rather than not being able to do it at all. Besides, you finished. That's all that matters.

 

 

Next up, napa. (Insert 40 Year Old Virgin gif of Jay saying "listen pahtna, yo dick is my dick")

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That is gold right there.

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Nice work, SA. Proud of you.

 

If you want to last longer, but don't want to use drugs to do it, get a flip hole. My partner threw mine away because intercourse was becoming such an ordeal in the Flip Hole era.

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Nice work, SA. Proud of you.

 

If you want to last longer, but don't want to use drugs to do it, get a flip hole. My partner threw mine away because intercourse was becoming such an ordeal in the Flip Hole era.

 

That reminds me, I need to purchase lube.

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I'm scared of Viagra. For one, don't need it. For two, I hear it makes you as hard as a diamond and last a long time. Who cares? For three, I don't want to visit an ER with a 4 hour erection or a heart attack.

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Lasting long, meh. Most people fall into the same time frames. Some can go forever. Most don't.

 

Bang with a good buzz, she'll be begging you to finish and get off of her. One you can count on the erection, fire off an afternoon shot before evening sex. Tricks man, it's all tricks

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preamture ejaculation isn't about duration, its about finishing before you want to. finishing so quickly you feel like she couldn't possibly have enjoyed it. a man can feel like a king after 15 seconds or he can feel like a piece of trash for going three minutes. viagra would simply take that specific feeling of inadequacy away, so maybe you could relax and truly enjoy it.

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