Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I want to buy a house now just so I can buy a king sized bed and then buy $2,500 sheets. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Sklansky, even the flamiest of homosexuals wouldnt wear those slippers. Wow. I remember when I used to feel that way. I wore dockers and retro sneakers most of the time. I'm trying to rescue you, buddy. I know what it's like to have money but live like an animal. It's not to late to live like me and Nick Cage. It all starts with the slippers. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 you don't No, probably not. I just want to go on record in saying that I tried. I really tried. Sorry. Oh my god you are a sensitive son of a bitch. Why don't you reach back and pull that stick out of your ass and realize I'm just playing, just like I do with everybody else. I thought we were finally getting past all the drama bullshit then you have to go and get your period again. F'uck, relax already. The boss gave me the day off which was nice. Then sent out an e-mail about an industry conference going on next month in Palm Desert. Normally the execs would go but they're not able to so we were invited and can bring our spouses too. So we're going to go spend a long weekend here http://www.marriott.com/hotels/travel/ctdca-jw-marriott-desert-springs-resort-and-spa/ on the company dime. Not too shabby. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I really like those, andI agree in spirit, but even the nicest shearling can get pretty gross on your feet if you wear them in the shoulder seasons. I have no interest in shearling on my feet. They don't get cold enough to justify it. My Arnold Palmers are 100% leather and I wouldn't have it any other way. Just warm enough to keep me from getting cold without any annoying sweating. After about 4 years now, they're starting to wear out and I'll probably have to get new ones next fall. Those sofa upholstery monstrosities you call slippers are nuts. I agree with you about sheets, but as usual, you take it too far. Just not buying crappy Walmart and/or "jersey" sheets would be a huge improvement (I suspect) for most. Also, wash them regularly, unless you're Dawson, in which case, you keep them as-in out of pride. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 My current sheets are nice-ish. Could be nicer. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I would wear those slippers. Just saying'. and you're straighter than god himself. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Just made the last payment on my truck. Bye bye car payments. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Big friday night, im looking forward to Going to sleep early. i have an otc sleeping pill and some scotch in my future. my circadian rhythm is completely wackadoo. i get 1-2 hours between 11 and 1. then another 2-3 hours between 4 and 7. i'm starting to see single frames of pornography in kid's movies. if i die it was nice knowing you faggots. except for brv. and tilt. and dutch and bigd oh, and fuck that ron mexico guy and pretty much fuck the rest of y'all. Traditional masculinity plays no part in my Winning lifestyle. While we are talking about this stuff, two more bedroom upgrades to consider: Nice, silk pajamas and a robe are great. But, the most important thing in your life are your bed sheets. If I were poor and had to choose between having walmart sheets and gourmet groceries or having >$1000 sheets and eating at Wendy's everyday, it would be a coinflip. Also, a lot of you guys are probably clinically depressed, and sleep is likely one of few things that provide you with enough joy to give life another day. Well, imagine how much you'd enjoy those 11 hours laying on these butter-soft babies: http://dporthaultpar...ered-bed-linens wouldn't that be a waste considering the stains from all the nocturnal emissions? I would wear those slippers. Just saying'. is that because they look like pope shoes? I want to buy a house now just so I can buy a king sized bed and then buy $2,500 sheets. and we've lost another young jedi to the dutch side. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Just got a text from a kid in my frat saying that him and his girlfriend just found out shes 37 weeks pregnant. Didn't know that happened to people in real life. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 he's gotta be messing with you right? RIGHT? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 she was hiding it. bitch let one past the goalie on purpose. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I have no interest in shearling on my feet. They don't get cold enough to justify it. My Arnold Palmers are 100% leather and I wouldn't have it any other way. Just warm enough to keep me from getting cold without any annoying sweating. After about 4 years now, they're starting to wear out and I'll probably have to get new ones next fall. Those sofa upholstery monstrosities you call slippers are nuts. I agree with you about sheets, but as usual, you take it too far. Just not buying crappy Walmart and/or "jersey" sheets would be a huge improvement (I suspect) for most. Also, wash them regularly, unless you're Dawson, in which case, you keep them as-in out of pride. I'm happy for you that you are happy with leather. Personally, I find even leather too sweaty most of the year, which is why I'm interested in the linen slippers. I also think they look crazy and awesome. There is no need to shit on my style just because you are jealous. As for the sheets, if your working man barbarian skin is too callused to be able to feel the benefits of $3k sheets over $500 sheets, that's on you, not me. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 It's a pretty weird joke if it is. Said her parents found her passed out/vomiting on the floor and took her to the hospital. Of the 12 guys in my pledge class he would have been probably the 3rd worst to have a kid. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I will never understand how a woman goes damned near full term and doesn't know she's pregnant. Did she never feel the baby move? Also, has to be a fatty for nobody to notice the belly bulge, right? Still makes no sense. I miss Ron. We need more Ron. Also, where the hell is strat? Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I will never understand how a woman goes damned near full term and doesn't know she's pregnant. Did she never feel the baby move? Also, has to be a fatty for nobody to notice the belly bulge, right? Still makes no sense. I miss Ron. We need more Ron. Also, where the hell is strat? I was on so much adderall before that I didn't realize I had to piss for like seven hours. Maybe she was on 60mg of adderall for 37 weeks? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Scoping Facebook she's not a fatty. A little thick at most. I mean there's a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant". Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 pics? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Oh my god you are a sensitive son of a bitch. Why don't you reach back and pull that stick out of your ass and realize I'm just playing, just like I do with everybody else. I thought we were finally getting past all the drama bullshit then you have to go and get your period again. F'uck, relax already. I wasn't talking to you. That apology was for the rest of the thread; due to my inability to run you off when you first showed up. [suited's denzel gif][\denzel] 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 EVERYONE CALM DOWN 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I wasn't talking to you. That apology was for the rest of the thread; due to my inability to run you off when you first showed up. [suited's denzel gif][\denzel] Make no mistake, I knew exactly what you were saying and who you were saying it to. Nancy. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I'm never sure if internet fights are real. Even when I'm actively causing them, I'm never sure. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I got a Gucci purse--not at a mall. One of my now deceased female relatives ordered it from Italy 50+ years ago. It's not my taste, but I'm hoping against hope the shape is unique to a specific time during the brand, and some Westside LA douche will be impressed with me. Other notes of small town stay: I go out and about with my 80 year old female relative. We are constantly being addressed as, "girls." Haaatttteeeee My relatives are good and steady tippers. I have been hugged by two different servers in restaurants, and everybody streams out of the kitchen and work areas to ask me how my trip from CA has been. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I go with the gender-neutral-but-possibly-vaguely-soft-racist "ninjas" when addressing a group of females. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 ladies, pardon my erection. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Welcome to Ted's Montana Grill, can I start you ninjas off with some appetizers? Link to post Share on other sites
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