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But in all seriousness, there's not a single person in this thread other than Mex, that would be OK having sex with their wife or gf with just one other dude in the room, correct? Then not only that, but letting that dude have sex with her with you both in the same bed. I mean, seriously. I appreciate the jokes, I can handle it, but you might as well be talking about everyone, because the list of people OK with that is mexico and like 4 other dudes in the world.

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So one of my best buddies is moving back home from NC, where he was stationed as a marine, and he's bringing this girl, a stripper he met and hung out with up there. We all hung out a few times, one of those times in a jacuzzi where he banged her and I made a deposit on her back during said banging. Needless to say, they kept it loose.

 

Well he had an all day class in Miami for something and asked me to show her around town. I was off from work so what the hell. Took her to the mall, we had lunch at an Ale House type place and then she wanted to see a strip club where she could possibly work. I think we had drinks during lunch and a few more at the strip clup. I guess all that made her remember my pool and jacuzzi (community). We stop by her place so she can pick up a swimsuit. Important point, one of my friends met us at the strip club.

 

So we all head back to my place and i go to my room to change into a suit, she follows, as does my friend. I had a roommate who was home so thats why we went to change in there. She sits on the bed and i do as well, on the other side, looking for my suit. She sees my tv and vcr and asks if I have any porn. Of course I do, what am I, a farmer? I pop one in and she is sitting on the edge of the bed. I of course am excited but still have no expectations. I find a suit and start to change. In moving over towards a chair, I see she's making the ever popular tiny circle on her nether region. My friend and I both freeze so not to scare off the elusive hot chick that masturbates in front of people.

 

This goes on for a minute more or so and I come up with a suave line, which is "need a hand with that?" She says yes, i go over there and proceed to go downtown. I do some decent handywork and when i look back up at her, my buddy is on the bed with his pants down taking a handy from her, which transitioned into a blowie. Of course I was pretty content for the time being, but dammit, i'm doing all the work here, how about some action.

 

Everyone dropped a load, all oral, no sex, she swallowed both. And due to the stagger of the guys finishing, the 1st finisher was ready to go again. So more oral, fingering, titty playing, etc. My buddy did have the line of the day while i was trying to fire off round 2 inside of 45 minutes. I was really beating it like mad, my buddy says "you're like Muhammid Ali with that hand speed". We cracked up laughing, carried on, finished on her boobs, cleaned up and took her home.

 

We never (her and I) spoke of it again but she did end up having sex with my fiance about 3 or so times, while us guys were there. I posted her and my ex's pic ages ago from our beach weekend in Tampa. Blond with big fake cans.

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Brv, those girls werent my wife.

 

My fiance did have sex with the girl but only the girls played with each other. The guys only sexxed their own partner.

 

I do take your point though. I just put more value in fun and experiences than the sanctity of the sexual experience. Sex is meant to feel good a d be fun. And variety is the spice of life. I'm not recruiting anyone to become swingers, merely relaying some life experiences. You can be all kinds of grossed out or mortified. Doesnt bother me.

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But in all seriousness, there's not a single person in this thread other than Mex, that would be OK having sex with their wife or gf with just one other dude in the room, correct.

 

What's the other dude in the room doing?

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I'm not totally against the idea of devils threesome, but I'm far too ashamed of my own sexual performance to want anyone to witness it. It's bad enough the girl will know how terrible I am.

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I'm not totally against the idea of devils threesome, but I'm far too ashamed of my own sexual performance to want anyone to witness it. It's bad enough the girl will know how terrible I am.

 

There are two ways to look at it.

 

1. How many guys do you know that are great at the el sexo? Like, packing heat and bringing the funk. Beaides strat? Probably not many. Everyone is basically in the middle. At least in my experience. There are varying degrees but you wouldnt be a fish out of water.

 

2. At least somebody pleased the girl

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I have had one for sure Devils three way I avoided, and a few probables. All with a girl my friend was seeing (not the same friends or same girl). I just couldn't do it. Maybe I could now, knowing what I know, but still probably not. It wasn't a performance issue, it was the fear of being unable to perform at all.

 

Hell just in the last few years have I been able to pee next to someone. And that is still hit or miss. I can stand at urinal for 5 minutes and nothing, bathroom empties out, and it flows free. Post movie and sports games is like Hell to me.

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I'm not totally against the idea of devils threesome, but I'm far too ashamed of my own sexual performance to want anyone to witness it. It's bad enough the girl will know how terrible I am.

 

Just blame it on the fact that there's another guy in the room and it threw you off. Seems like a reasonable excuse.

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