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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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They were. I honestly was thinking about that the other day (yet didnt get around to posting it, you know, because my memory is fading and all) and wanted to pass it along. I would crush on a girl and just be friends with her and just not try most other times. I would once In a blue moon catch a make out at a night cluh or something.

 

Or the two different times my buddy would pick up a girl and bring her by my house for a hang, which ended up turning into a deuce. He did owe me because we were hanging out with a girl friend of mine (who was way hotter than the girls he brought over) and we banged her, which was very unexpected. Heck, she made the first move by asking if I had porn and started mastubating. Oh, good times.

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They were. I honestly was thinking about that the other day (yet didnt get around to posting it, you know, because my memory is fading and all) and wanted to pass it along. I would crush on a girl and just be friends with her and just not try most other times. I would once In a blue moon catch a make out at a night cluh or something.

 

Am...am I the younger you?

 

Or the two different times my buddy would pick up a girl and bring her by my house for a hang, which ended up turning into a deuce. He did owe me because we were hanging out with a girl friend of mine (who was way hotter than the girls he brought over) and we banged her, which was very unexpected. Heck, she made the first move by asking if I had porn and started mastubating. Oh, good times.

 

Nope. Definitely not the younger you.

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Meh, you're way more book smart and make way more money than I did back then so you're well on your way to be better than I. Except you aren't 6'3" with a lightning quick wit and didnt get perverted by watching incredible amounts of porn (that I had to go and rent video tapes) from age 15-23

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Tonight, I did my first comedy show in a long time and the first one completely sober since before I was 21. All new material and not many jokey jokes. It went pretty good. I'm waiting until tomorrow to listen to the audio.

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tilty, do you know who ron mexico is? not our ron mexico, THE ron mexico?

 

No....>>>>off to google....

 

South Florida really is a melting pot of Spanish speakers. Cubans, Guats, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Colombians. We have a solid mix. But yeah, just don't love the chile flavor, hate black beans and refried bean, (love beans n icewater) have just come around on rice in the last five years and wasn't a fan of spicy until recently.

 

You might want to look up what my name actually means. Has little to do with food.

 

Well ok then. Not that I thought the name had anything to do with food. But I never really gave it much thought either.

 

But now I'm wondering....why?

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Pacific Rim? There's a Coen Brothers movie coming out February 8th.

 

Pacific Rim starring Stringer Bell??? Yes please, may I have another?

 

Excited for a new Coen movie.

 

 

eyes getting worse in your old age I see. it's a situation because there weren't any single tables. they were all big tables with people already sitting at them, so I had to sit next to a bunch of people I didn't know. that's freaking weird and uncomfortable.

 

I mean, do they not have a 'to go' option? I don't really understand the problem.

 

Nowhere in your post does it say the tables had people at them. Maybe YOU'RE GETTING OLD.

 

So awesome. I can't believe that no one noticed that in the top post he quoted it said 'all with people sitting at them'. Ron loses this round.

 

They were. I honestly was thinking about that the other day (yet didnt get around to posting it, you know, because my memory is fading and all) and wanted to pass it along. I would crush on a girl and just be friends with her and just not try most other times. I would once In a blue moon catch a make out at a night cluh or something.

 

Or the two different times my buddy would pick up a girl and bring her by my house for a hang, which ended up turning into a deuce. He did owe me because we were hanging out with a girl friend of mine (who was way hotter than the girls he brought over) and we banged her, which was very unexpected. Heck, she made the first move by asking if I had porn and started mastubating. Oh, good times.

 

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Tonight, I did my first comedy show in a long time and the first one completely sober since before I was 21. All new material and not many jokey jokes. It went pretty good. I'm waiting until tomorrow to listen to the audio.

 

Well done.

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Wrong again brv. I quoted them in reverse order. The first post by shake didnt mention any people at tables. That was his follow up post.

 

And yeah, it breaks my heart that you would think something sexual is gross.

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The only drinking I did was during the 2nd half of the Niners game on Sunday. Had just over a pitcher of beer while having dinner at the sports bar. Even that didnt sit too well. I mean, I'll still drink, but I dont think I'll be power drinking on my cruise in 32 days. Hey, at least I'll save money.

 

First day at the new branch. On the bright side, I only work until 4pm

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A convo at te Brvy household

 

Mrs Brv - hey honey, want some morning mouth love?

 

Brv - dumbanddumber.gif

 

Mrs Brv - well how about just some traditional love making?

 

Brv - dumbanddumber.gif

 

Mrs Brv - will you at least hold my hand?

 

Brv - dumbanddumber.gif

 

Mrs Brv - eye contact?

 

Brv - dumbanddumber.gif

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Whiskers is the the last person in the thread I would have guessed didn't know the President had an inauguration for a 2nd term.

 

Is it because I'm so smart and well read? Because I don't really follow politics. Or news. Just stuff that hits Twitter.

 

 

Heck, she made the first move by asking if I had porn and started masturbating.

 

Dear Essay, don't wait for the lady to make this first move before attempting something.

 

Ron, I...I want to know more. So this girl was your girlfriend? Or a girl friend? Had you been banging her before this? How did things progress from her masturbating? At any point during the night were high fives exchanged? What happened in the days to follow?

 

 

A convo at te Brvy household

 

I enjoyed this.

 

But I might recreate it using a different gif for each question.

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I thiought i told that story 5 or 6 years ago. How could you not recall it at a monents notice? You're slipping. I'll type it up when I take lunch, its a fun story, unless you're brv, or mortified by devil's threesomes, which I get, I guess.

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Is it because I'm so smart and well read? Because I don't really follow politics. Or news. Just stuff that hits Twitter.

 

 

Well, that was the reason, yes.

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Mrs Brv - hey honey, want some morning mouth love?

 

Brv - OB1qc.gif

 

Mrs Brv - well how about just some traditional love making?

 

Brv - Duuim.gif

 

Mrs Brv - will you at least hold my hand?

 

Brv - r4Ch9.gif

 

Mrs Brv - eye contact?

 

Brv - KIyGP.gif

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Mrs Brv - hey honey, want some morning mouth love?

 

Brv - HPK0H.gif

 

Mrs Brv - well how about just some traditional love making?

 

Brv - jVXK8.gif

 

Mrs Brv - will you at least hold my hand?

 

Brv - 816uC.gif

 

Mrs Brv - eye contact?

 

Brv - Sj6HN.gif

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how about me asking a girl out?

 

shake: so hey, would you go out to dinner with me?

 

every girl ever: lol no

 

shake: but it's a free meal, all you have to do is be seen in public with me...

 

every girl ever: lol no

 

shake: but brvheart says I'm good looking!

 

every girl ever: lol no

 

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shake: so hey, would you go out to dinner with me?

 

every girl ever: LRz2r.gif

 

shake: but it's a free meal, all you have to do is be seen in public with me...

 

every girl ever: HZg8e.gif

 

shake: but brvheart says I'm good looking!

 

every girl ever: eJOB0.gif

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shake: so hey, would you go out to dinner with me?

 

every girl ever: megqR.gif

 

shake: but it's a free meal, all you have to do is be seen in public with me...

 

every girl ever: LscJB.gif

 

shake: but brvheart says I'm good looking!

 

every girl ever: TkLVk.gif

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