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Eating alone is fine. I don't think twice about it. Bring a book, magazine or read your phone. Why is this a situation?

 

eyes getting worse in your old age I see. it's a situation because there weren't any single tables. they were all big tables with people already sitting at them, so I had to sit next to a bunch of people I didn't know. that's freaking weird and uncomfortable.

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Tilty, as your last defender in here, even I have to admit that last nights attempt at a joke was awful and incomprehensible.

 

Very true. Definitely a disconnect between the joke in my head and typing my fingers did. Such is life.

 

eyes getting worse in your old age I see. it's a situation because there weren't any single tables. they were all big tables with people already sitting at them, so I had to sit next to a bunch of people I didn't know. that's freaking weird and uncomfortable.

 

I would never go back either. I hate going to a restaurant alone in the first place but I would have taken the burrito to go and eaten in my car before I sat

at a big table surrounded by people I didn't know. That said, it is more bearable if, like Ron said, you bring a book or something to read and sit at a table by yourself.

Then you just look busy rather than sad and lonely.

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eyes getting worse in your old age I see. it's a situation because there weren't any single tables. they were all big tables with people already sitting at them, so I had to sit next to a bunch of people I didn't know. that's freaking weird and uncomfortable.

 

 

well a shitty personality really cancels out a whole lot if that makes you feel any better.

 

 

went to the gym this morning. then chipotle afterwards. for some reason this chipotle they opened near me is some sort of communal shit. like 8 tables total and they're all big 10+ seating jobs. not a single 2 person table. super fun eating alone there. never going back.

 

 

Nowhere in your post does it say the tables had people at them. Maybe YOU'RE GETTING OLD.

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it was chipotle. have you ever been to a chipotle that was empty? jesus christ ron it's like you're just so stupid I don't even know what to do anymore.

 

 

I probably look sad and lonely even when I am busy.

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hey ron, look at this IDIOT posting words instead of gifs. what an IDOT am I right?!

 

 

whiskers was the IDIOT I was referring to. suited not attempting to deal with women proves his intelligence.

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hey ron, look at this IDIOT posting words instead of gifs. what an IDOT am I right?!

 

 

whiskers was the IDIOT I was referring to. suited not attempting to deal with women proves his intelligence.

 

IDOT indeed.

 

Here's a gif of you trying to take out Ron.

 

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I don't love the mexican flavor profiles.

 

While I may be a typo artist, I'm HARDLY the idiot around here. I would get my food to go and eat in the car, like a true loser.

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I walked into a Chipotle once, read the menu board and walked back out.

 

 

 

 

 

No diet coke?

 

 

 

 

 

 

In other news that nobody cares about probably even not myself...

 

 

 

 

Lets see.... just got back home from arazonee. Bumpy ride. Stopped for fuel in OKC. Thought briefly about renaedawn. She still alive?

 

 

 

Bought another cjfive on craigslist last thursday. It was delivered sometime over the weekend. Kid already has it disassembled.

 

 

 

While I was gone my doc friend scheduled a stress test and some sort of sleep apnea thing. Luckily the treadmill is in the morning at seven so Ill be on the thing still bombed from this evening. Not sure what this machine in the box is supposed to do but Im going to strap it to the dog tonight and mail it back. Cant wait for the results. Im starting to think ole doc needs some more patients or something. I dont deserve all this attention

 

 

 

 

My phone should be somewhere in the pile of mial on the desk here. Lost it in san diego at whole foods. Some dude called the wife and arranged to mail it home. Hope the porn pages didnt bother him....

 

 

 

 

Um.... oh....got the plates for the press to manufacture ar magazines. Probably will test them sometime this week. Whatever the cost raises to Ill sell them for half price in the future. Lookin at you shake, hank, and ronnie

 

 

 

The new neighbors seem to have some police troubles. Husband keeps throwing the wife down the stairs according to sources. Not looked into it yet but hopefully he can give me some pointers since hes still on the loose....

 

 

 

 

 

Thats it for now.... watch twatter since I have communications again

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Thanks Beansey, i'll take 4 magazines, and if I could borrow a gun, that would help.

 

I'm all about the diet coke but I'm not much of a burrito guy. I do love a wrap, oddly enough

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I should probably be packing, but what if I need that one cord for that one electronic device that died years ago and it's in a less convenient place than it currently is? I don't know if I can take that chance. Nope, better wait until Friday to pack.

 

Edit: I also want to order some things off the internet, because they're on sale and also why not, but I'm not sure which address to have them ship to. I don't want to ship them to my current place because I'd rather not have to come back here after I move out and coordinate with somebody being home and all that. Ugh!

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I love the irony in a guy with the screen name Ron Mexico not liking Mexican food. Must have been hell when you lived in South Florida.

 

You did live in South Florida, right?

 

Whiskers is the the last person in the thread I would have guessed didn't know the President had an inauguration for a 2nd term.

 

Hey Beans

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South Florida really is a melting pot of Spanish speakers. Cubans, Guats, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Colombians. We have a solid mix. But yeah, just don't love the chile flavor, hate black beans and refried bean, (love beans n icewater) have just come around on rice in the last five years and wasn't a fan of spicy until recently.

 

You might want to look up what my name actually means. Has little to do with food.

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tilty, do you know who ron mexico is? not our ron mexico, THE ron mexico?

 

Damn, ol/dr'd. Great minds and all.

 

 

And I've been thinking about your age, Napa's age and the rest of it. I was a pretty pathetic loser with the ladies as well. Just the occasional one off every now and then was the entirely of my genital to genital contact. I masturbated a lot but was kind of awful with women. I was 26 when I started dating my ex, which was my first "real" relationship where I actually cared for someone and really loved someone. I had crushed before but I never could close them. Too much of a pussy and blamed being chubby. I wasn't much of a drinker then either. Didnt know it could assist me in situations where I needed to be less self aware.

 

From 26 on I have done most of my damage. Had the one relationship for 5 years, although we shared a couple of girls during that time and then after that relationship, I got after it.

 

Basically, I'm saying I had an epiphany and now understand your loser ways. I was there. I guess I just want you to be better than I. Learn from my awfulness.

 

Be better than the gap. Be better than the gap.

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