hank213 1,823 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 she didn't man, at this point i'm not even looking for a closing. i feel like i'm back in junior high. was there any tongue? did you touch her butt? i'm just looking for some incremental progress. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 gosling was good though. guy has a serious future in this business. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 believe me, if we were making out i would grab things. but that hasn't happened. its getting that started that is troubling me. yeah me too. except I'm not a faggot. so I get girls all the time. except tonight. and every single night ever. I am a horrible person. Ouch. Mexico just got tilted. haha, oh man, this was just so incredibly good. nobody gave it the credit it deserved. they say time is money, kid, and BS walks. and to me its funny, kid, when these meatheads talk. they see feds stalk, they wanna dig up the dirt? is it me they hawk, cause i been puttin in work? man I didn't think anybody other than obviously guapo knew ganstarr. those blacks rule. I used to rock that shit. For the love of GOD, please tell me I wasn't the only one watching the Gonzaga/Butler game. That might have been the best college basketball game I've seen in a year. no shut the fuck up gosling was good though. guy has a serious future in this business. yeah he might make it as an actor Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Thera, free UFC tonight. Not bad so far. And don't forget Bellator on Thursdays on Spike. Solid card the other day DVR'd it. The wife doesn't care for the blood sports. New TUF this week too. I'm not sure I can take a full season of Chael. I haven't seen much Bellator other than clips from Inside MMA, but it's nice to have another promo on TV. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 hahahaha wow I was drunk. I distinctly remember lecturing some random league player about sitting down vs. standing up while urinating. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 I am really not sure what personal shortcoming I was referring to, and lord only knows what steps I thought I was taking to address it. but it sure sounds genuine, doesn't it? I really like the mexico "LAY OFF" what happened here was, I wanted to get that retarded-huge bottle of jager out of my freezer, and it didn't look like that much to have to drink. ended up being two full glasses. I am surprised I didn't die. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Good for you, stratego. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 yeah, I have this really strong sense of accomplishment right now. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 As you should. That giant bottle certainly didn't drink itself. I didn't have one drink yesterday. Today's planned libations include, but certainly aren't limited to: Hill Farmstead Double Galaxy - In a growler picked up in VT by Van Patrickson Hill Farmstead Twilight of the Idols - 500 mL bottle Founder's Imperial Stout Victory Headwaters Pale Ale Cody Brewing Carrot Cake Porter Rising Tide Tempest Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Of course, Gangster Squad sucks. It's called Gangster Squad. In the trailer, some goofball suggests they call themselves the Gangster Squad and apparently doesn't immediately the shit kicked out of him. You should have seen Mama. It's supposed to be a decent horror flick. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Oh yea, about that. The movie is obviously terrible, despite the Gos's presence. And did you really hang out with her two nights in a row and not even make out? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Gangster squad sucked :SHOCKEDFACE: hahahaha wow I was drunk. I distinctly remember lecturing some random league player about sitting down vs. standing up while urinating. Harsh, brosef, harsh. I didn't even list anyone by name, but as it turns out, we can attribute your hardcore attitude to the jaeger. You should drink that and go out and destroy some more vag with that thing in your pants known widely in England as Cockzilla Oh yea, about that. The movie is obviously terrible, despite the Gos's presence. And did you really hang out with her two nights in a row and not even make out? Friendster Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 You should have seen Mama. It's supposed to be a decent horror flick. Anything directed by Guillermo del Toro, who also directed Pan's Labyrinth, is going to be good. There's no way I'm seeing Mama, though... it will be too good. I learned my lesson from The Ring. PG-13? **** you. You aren't tricking me again. I just looked it up, and he didn't direct it, but was just the EP. I'm still not seeing that shit if he was even in the building. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 you realize I completely destroyed the vag for like, over a year right? It's really a shame that LG isn't still around for rebuttal. yeah me too. except I'm not a faggot. so I get girls all the time. except tonight. and every single night ever. I am a horrible person. Makes that chubby married chick look pretty good about now doesn't it? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 It's really a shame that LG isn't still around for rebuttal. Given strat's cockzilla, I'm not sure she'd let him do her there. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 man I didn't think anybody other than obviously guapo knew ganstarr. those blacks rule. X to the next girl Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 if I am buying a baby blue royals jersey, where am I getting it, what should it cost, and whose name is on it? Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Internet Not sure George Brett Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 internet 100 alex gordon Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 so ****ing unhelpful Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 forget about baby blue and go with this beast: http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=12805261&cp=3693115.12942154 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 SNL destroyed Manti last night. It was pretty funny. Also, you can't go wrong with The Lumineers as the band. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 that looks so boring, sa... Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 http://shop.mlb.com/...ductId=12405981 EDIT - Awesome joke didn't work. Well, shit. Also, it turns out that the private investigator Notre Dame hired was completely incompetent. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 EBay is where I got some jerseys back in the day. Def get the baby blue Name - VagDestroy Number - 8" 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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